With 8 resident felines, I suppose we're lucky that none of them
suffer from impacted anal glands.  However, there is Darla.......

Darla is a sh white and black that we've had for 15 years.  She is the
sweetest little thing you could ever imagine, but is completely
capable of totally ruining your day.  We have to be very careful not
to startle her when she's on top of one of us kneeding invisible bread
or playing the 'hair' guitar.  If she is upset in any way, shape, or
form, she will quickly dismount leaving behind a few drops of the most
vile smelling butt juice you could ever imagine.  It literally sends
you running for the hills.....IOW.....a bee line for the laundry room,
stripping off clothing as you go before heading back through the house
stark 'nekkid' on a quick path towards the shower.  I swear, if a
person were able and brave enough to bottle up that vile and
stenchified juice, they could definitely wage war with it.  Talk about
your 'dirty bomb'.

-bonbon