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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / August 2007A good recipe to cook cats?
I like to eat cats and I must admit that Angora cats are very edible and incredibly yummy and it's time to cook and eat as many of them as possible. Yummy ! Tasty ! Should I roast them on a spit, bake them in a oven, boil them in a pot, butcher them for parts or eat them raw ? Do you have some good recipes how to prepare and how to cook Cats ? Which parts of them are the best ? >Which parts of them are the best ? The anal glands......definitely eat those first. a.shole. -bonbon >>Which parts of them are the best ? > > The anal glands......definitely eat those first. a.shole. > > -bonbon Now Bonbon, have you forgotten the rules here? He wants recipes, so let's give him recipes! ;> Pecan pralines with bourbon and brown sugar, along with cream and butter. INGREDIENTS: 4 tablespoons butter 1 cup granulated sugar 1 cup light brown sugar, packed dash salt 1/2 cup heavy cream 2 cups pecan halves, lightly toasted* 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 tablespoon Bourbon butter for baking sheet PREPARATION: In a heavy saucepan over low heat, melt 4 tablespoons butter. Stir in the granulated and brown sugars, dash salt, and heavy cream. Cover and bring to a boil over medium heat. Remove the lid and boil until temperature reaches 242° on the candy thermometer, or almost firm ball stage. A small amount of the mixture, when added to cold water, will form a soft ball which will hold its shape and not flatten. Stir in the toasted pecans. Remove from heat and beat in flavoring and bourbon. Continue beating until the candy loses its glossiness, becomes creamy in appearance, and begins to thicken. Have a buttered baking sheet or waxed paper lined baking sheet ready. Quickly drop the candy mixture by tablespoons onto the greased cookie sheet. Wrap pralines individually in plastic wrap to store. *To toast nuts, spread out in a single layer on a baking sheet. Toast in a 350° oven, stirring occasionally, for 8 to 10 minutes. Or, toast in an ungreased skillet over medium heat, stirring, until light golden brown and aromatic. Hugs, CatNipped Wow! Those sound really good. I'll send this recipe to my daughter and my sisters (Michael and I don't eat sweets). No......I haven't forgotten the rules, but it's been so long since I roasted up a troll, I couldn't help myself. Sorry. I'm fixing to put up a recipe, but have to get the bills paid and in the mail first, so DH doesn't roast my *ss when he gets home from work tonight. -bonbon >Pecan pralines with bourbon and brown sugar, along with cream and butter. > [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > >CatNipped > >>Which parts of them are the best ? > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Now Bonbon, have you forgotten the rules here? He wants recipes, so let's > give him recipes! ;> He's not worth the effort. The cooked cat recipe bit has been done over and over and this one isn't even a good version of it. He has a long way to go to catch up to the muu muu man. Pam S. >> >>Which parts of them are the best ? >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Pam S. LOL, this is true, but we haven't had a good troll-b-que for quite a while! ;> And *NOBODY* can beat the muu muu man!!! Hugs, CatNipped > He's not worth the effort. The cooked cat recipe bit has been done > over and over and this one isn't even a good version of it. He has a > long way to go to catch up to the muu muu man. > > Pam S. But I have the BEST Kitty Litter Cake recipie. Seriously, I made it once and it went down a storm! People were freaked, but they ate it! 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix 1 white cake mix 2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's? dessert mix) 1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies green food coloring 12 small Tootsie Rolls? 1 new kitty litter pan 1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner 1 new pooper scooper Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently. Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter. Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect! Helen M If anyone noticed it is the same a@@hole that was screwing with Victor last month > If anyone noticed it is the same a@@hole that was screwing with Victor > last month Nope, didn't twig to that. Must not live in the US or the FBI child porn division would have shut him down by now. Hugs, CatNipped > If anyone noticed it is the same a@@hole that was screwing with Victor last > month I'm telling you, I think they guy has a mental disability.  SignatureVictor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >> If anyone noticed it is the same a@@hole that was screwing with Victor >> last month > > I'm telling you, I think they guy has a mental disability. He is making it well know first the child porn now this. Is he still bothering you Victor in the other groups > He is making it well know first the child porn now this. Is he still > bothering you Victor in the other groups Not really, since I have him filtered. I only read his idiotic ramblings when I use google. SignatureVictor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >> He is making it well know first the child porn now this. Is he still >> bothering you Victor in the other groups > > Not really, since I have him filtered. I only read his idiotic ramblings > when I use google. At least that is good He has posted in every cat group there is. Definitely a poster child for birth control Ps Good luck with the upcoming storm the track looks like it may come over in your area possible |
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