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Matthew - 31 Jul 2007 04:03 GMT

I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just my
milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately since
they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they weren't around
me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

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Mischief - 31 Jul 2007 04:10 GMT

ROFL!!!!

That's the problem with multiple cats. Any trouble and it's
impossible to find out who did it.

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Tanada - 31 Jul 2007 04:17 GMT

>I can't believe these fur balls.
> The first time I have had one in years.
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> Little $$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
> I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now I have to get a banana Twinkie to see if our
owners like them too. Great b*st*rd cat trick.

Pam S.

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jofirey - 31 Jul 2007 05:56 GMT

>>I can't believe these fur balls.
>> The first time I have had one in years.
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> Pam S.

This is gonna be good. The look on your crew's faces when you send them to
the store because you want banana Twinkies and you want them now!

I do hope the kids are being good servants and taking care of you nicely.
Cats are all well and go but they don't have cars keys.

Jo

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Tanada - 31 Jul 2007 16:37 GMT

> This is gonna be good. The look on your crew's faces when you
> send them to the store because you want banana Twinkies and you
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> you nicely. Cats are all well and go but they don't have cars
> keys.

Thanks Jo. The kids are being awesome. Mike did a donut run for
me last night. I made the mistake of being in the same room as
the National Geographic show about how snack foods are made. I
felt like Homer Simpson parading around saying "Dooooo nuts." I
got my driving privileges back a couple of weeks ago, but haven't
wanted to drive many places. I'm having to change the way I
climb into the driver's seat, which stinks, but has to be done.

I haven't had the courage to send Mike for banana Twinkies yet.
I'll try tomorrow when Rob's VA goes into the bank.

Pam S.

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Chris Havlicek - 31 Jul 2007 04:43 GMT

Pfft! Hey, that needed a BW! ;) I haven't laughed that hard
since Tripper hooked my brown sugar Pop Tart....:)

Hope you manage to find more, as I'm sure that whatever might
be left of yours is now a fur ball in and of itself...;)

Oh....and mine like bits of granola bar, too. I don't *dare*
see how they like banana twinkies...:)

I just remembered that one of my mother's cats loved Twinkies,
too, but they didn't have banana as I recall. She just loved the
filling, and tolerated the cake....;)

Purrs for your stolen treat, and your teased sweet tooth...

Chris and the Fairfax Fur Factory

> I can't believe these fur balls.
> The first time I have had one in years.
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> $$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
> I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

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Sheelagh >o< - 31 Jul 2007 15:04 GMT

> I can't believe these fur balls.
> The first time I have had one in years.
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> $$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
> I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

Oh good..
I'm so pleased to hear that I am not the only person that suffers
from, "it wasn't me"!! I thought it was just me, but it would appear
that others seem to know exactly what "it wasn't me", syndrome is too.

Never mind Mat, once warned, twice shy as they say. next time you will
have to sneak them in & much on them in the only lockable door in the
house, & come out stinking of banana.. that should get your point
across, (lols). I hate having to admit this, but it is exactly what I
have to do if I bring white chocolate in the house. Lilly would pinch
it out of my mouth if I gave her half a chance!!!

Sheelagh >"o"<

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Outsider - 31 Jul 2007 22:01 GMT

> I can't believe these fur balls.
> The first time I have had one in years.
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> $$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
> I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

Twinkies are bad for you; they were just thinking of your well-being.

(r i g h t!)

Andy

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Matthew - 31 Jul 2007 23:14 GMT

>> I can't believe these fur balls.
>> The first time I have had one in years.
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> Andy

<raspberry>

I bought a pack today and eat it before I got home. yummy but I can make
better and healthier

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jofirey - 01 Aug 2007 04:57 GMT

>>> I can't believe these fur balls.
>>> The first time I have had one in years.
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> I bought a pack today and eat it before I got home. yummy but I can make
> better and healthier

True. But that is so not the point when it comes to true junk food.

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Matthew - 01 Aug 2007 15:27 GMT

>>>> I can't believe these fur balls.
>>>> The first time I have had one in years.
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> True. But that is so not the point when it comes to true junk food.

You only live once and you get to have some perks but I can't see how people
live on that stuff maybe that is why teenagers have an attitude it is lack
of sugar ;-)

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Shiral - 01 Aug 2007 18:21 GMT

> >>> I can't believe these fur balls.
> >>> The first time I have had one in years.
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Yes. It's a guilty pleasure all the way around. =o)

Poor Matt! I'm sorry your valiant kitties tried to save you from your
indulgent impulse. =o)

I don't know how the girls would feel about twinkies--they've never
even seen one. But since it was hot here this week, I did buy a carton
of Vanilla ice cream--they thought THAT was pretty darn tasty!

Melissa

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Matthew - 01 Aug 2007 21:02 GMT

>> >>> I can't believe these fur balls.
>> >>> The first time I have had one in years.
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> Melissa

I have a glass of milk every night I love it with shaved ice. Every week I
make a batch of either chocolate chip cookies, oatmeal raison cookies or
Kentucky oatmeal cookies lumps; an old mountain recipe looks like sh@t but
taste good. and have it with my milk been doing this for years.
I have to pour a second glass of milk and separate it for them or each of
them takes a turn trying to trip up daddy or knock daddy's glass over to get
to the milk. I pour out the shaved iced when I am done into a large bowl
they love it.

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Björn Paetzel - 02 Aug 2007 09:11 GMT

Matthew schrieb:

> Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.

Haha. Eated! ;)

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