To my great distress I have discovered that my cats are learning magic
from the Harry Potter books and here are their favourite spells:

Kumani:

Roly-Polyjuice Potion

One sip causes the drinker to flop over on his/her side and writhe
until an upside-downy-head is produced.  Excessive consumption can
cause dizziness and vertigo as your head will stay upside-down for
hours.

Couchiatus Curse

The uneducated believe this spell simply provides the cat with access
to the interiors of furniture; however, it is pernicious in that it
also makes the cat difficult to find while inside, and impossible to
evict.

Tyche:

Bittybeer Nowowow

A spell which makes the listener believe that it is appropriate to
give kittens liquor.

Precious Hex

A particularly insidious form of magic in which the cat forces humans
to do its will by employing extreme cuteness.  While the Precious Hex
tends to lose effect as the cat ages, use of "Perpetua Juvenilia" can
extend the effect--as long as the cat continues to /act/ like a
kitten, the spell remains in force.

Smokey:

Pokeweed

A magical herb that causes those around it to lose all motivation to
do /anything/.  Under the influence of Pokeweed it is entirely
possible to lay around for hours, wholly awake, but too lazy to even
blink.

Canlid Leviosa

A charm that, when spoken, causes the top of every can in earshot to
rise six inches into the air, revealing the delicious contents.

Knockturn....er, Nocturne:

Poised to become the most fearsome Dark witch of her age, Nox provides
the following:

Drippin Charm

Manipulates the minds of others (vets, houseguests) into believing
that the feline sorcerer is, in fact, a good kitty, and deserving of
treats.

Avada Bedavra

A curse in which the victim is compelled to climb into the bed at ONCE
and place their head beneath the spellcaster's belly. It retains
effect until the caster chooses to lift it.  While some people find a
cat on their head more pleasant than others, and might not mind in
principal, victims must hope that the spellcasting cat will release
them so they can perform such tasks as eating, going to work, and
using the bathroom.

*returns to reading Harry Potter 7*

--Fil