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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / July 2007The Hairy Poker--Book 7 at last!
Smokey decided to rewrite the Harry Potter series with himself in the starring role. Previously I posted the first six books: Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone - where the Hairy Poker tries to figure out why Mommy is talking into the plastic thing Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets - discovering the evil magic of the "shower" Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter - adoption of the sinister Lord Voldenox Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire - chicken is good, but cajun spices are evil Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings - the Hairy Poker orders jar doo wings in his takeout from Phoenix Fine Asian Foods Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits - two kittens join the Hairy Poker's family And now...it's time for book 7.... HAIRY POKER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS That's right, the Hairy Poker hasn't been fed in nearly *12 Hours* and his tummy is UNBEARABLY empty...Can he convince his humans to open a can of cat food in time!? --Fil BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW MONITOR!!!!!!!!! Oh man, I'm so fowarding this my best friend. hehehehe Kristi > Smokey decided to rewrite the Harry Potter series with himself in the > starring role. Previously I posted the first six books: [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > --Fil ROFL!!!! > And now...it's time for book 7.... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > his tummy is UNBEARABLY empty...Can he convince his humans to open a > can of cat food in time!? ROFL! I should know better than to drink tea while reading one of your posts, shouldn't I?  SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. >ROFL! I should know better than to drink tea while reading one of your >posts, shouldn't I? I've got used to Fil's postings- as soon as I realise the post is from Fil I shut my eyes very quickly before I see anything, finish anything I am drinking, place all liquids or breakables out of the way then and only then do I dare to open my eyes and read the posting Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs > I've got used to Fil's postings- as soon as I realise the post is from Fil I > shut my eyes very quickly before I see anything, finish anything I am > drinking, place all liquids or breakables out of the way then and only then > do I dare to open my eyes and read the posting Fil is the new Dave Yehuda! :) Joyce >Smokey decided to rewrite the Harry Potter series with himself in the >starring role. Previously I posted the first six books: [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > >--Fil BWAHAHAHAHA! It exceeded expectations! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War > Smokey decided to rewrite the Harry Potter series with himself in the > starring role. Previously I posted the first six books: [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > --Fil ROTFLMAO! Pokey Smokey the author - I love it! Hugs, CatNipped > Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits - two kittens join the Hairy > Poker's family You know. I was thinking today. If you didn't know Fil, this could be construed as a possible title for a porn film. >> Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits - two kittens join the Hairy >> Poker's family > > You know. I was thinking today. If you didn't know Fil, this could be > construed as a possible title for a porn film. Only by people with that sort of mind. ;o) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk >... Snipping an excellent post. >That's right, the Hairy Poker hasn't been fed in nearly *12 Hours* and 12 hours? Our cats start about 5 min. after the last feeding to look at us as if they haven't eaten anything in years! SINCE THEY WERE BORN! H U N G E R ! Well, ok, I'm exaggerating, it takes them 15 minutes to get hungry again... Thanks for the post Aleks |
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