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I'm a cat abuser
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Mark Edwards - 24 Jun 2007 19:44 GMT Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn around, put my foot down, and heard the most horrific sound of a hurt cat.
I had stepped on Dulce Mae. I don't know if I got her paw or her tail, but she screamed bloody murder.
When I approached her, she ran away from me, and it took much coaxing before she would let me near. I finally picked her up and cuddled her, in tears at the time. She let me pet her and finally started purring for me. I spent the next twenty minutes telling her what a good girl she is, how much I love her, how sorry I was for stepping on her, and how I didn't intentionally step on her.
We made up, and she forgave me.
Yesterday, I was outside, and Blacky, one of the local ferals was walking too close to me. And I stepped on HIS paw. Hard. He screamed, backed away from me, and even hissed at me.
I sat down on the concrete, and coaxed him over, which took a few minutes. But he is a loving cat, and decided he would let me make up to him.
I got several head butts, some purrs, and a few instructions on how not to step on little people. No apparent Siamese in him, but he must have talked to me for five minutes.
It must have been my week to step on black cats. Poor babies. I feel so bad that I hurt them, but glad that they let me make it up so quickly.
Hugs and Purrs, Mark
mlbriggs - 24 Jun 2007 19:49 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else had > their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn around, [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark There must be an epidemic. TuTu has been hanging around my feet lately and I have stepped on her tail a couple of times. I have told her to wise up and don't get underfoot and that we both could get hurt. MLB
Gabey8 - 25 Jun 2007 22:03 GMT > > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else had > > their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn around, [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > and I have stepped on her tail a couple of times. I have told her to wise > up and don't get underfoot and that we both could get hurt. MLB Captain and Stanley like to sprawl in the upstairs hallway where, if all the rooms' doors are closed, it's pitch black when the hallway light is off. Or, at least, it's pitch black to human eyes.
I tried to explain to them about two weeks ago that if they knew how just how poorly humans see in that level of light, they wouldn't lie there and risk being tripped over or tread upon. They just looked at me like I was nuts. Time to invest in a couple pairs of night-vision glasses for myself and DH, I guess. ;o)
Donna and the kitties who don't realize that they're invisible in the dark... or that the hallway is, in fact, dark... Captain and Stanley
Ketzl's Dad - 24 Jun 2007 20:23 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn > around, put my foot down, and heard the most horrific sound of a hurt > cat. That's got to be the worst feeling... It's only happened once to Ketzl and I'm grateful for that. During our "makeup" after it happened, I tried very hard to get him to realize that he's far superior to me in the agility field, and that I'm counting on him to keep me out of his way when we're hanging out together in our very small apartment kitchen.
I think it sank in because many times when he's asked for food and has made me follow him into the kitchen, once he sees me getting it ready he goes back out and waits just outside the door. Once the dish is on the floor, he comes back in with a "You are excused. You may retreat now" look.
I bow and comply.
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Marina - 25 Jun 2007 05:39 GMT > I think it sank in because many times when he's asked for food and has made > me follow him into the kitchen, once he sees me getting it ready he goes back > out and waits just outside the door. Once the dish is on the floor, he comes > back in with a "You are excused. You may retreat now" look. > > I bow and comply. You're such a good cat servant. :) I wish Caliban would learn, but he always has to stick his nose into everything I do. When I'm cutting open the meat package for the cats' dinner, he sticks his nose right into it, and I'm afraid I will cut his nose one day. if I lift him down from the counter he bounces right back up like a rubber ball.
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 25 Jun 2007 05:53 GMT > You're such a good cat servant. :) I wish Caliban would learn, but he > always has to stick his nose into everything I do. When I'm cutting open > the meat package for the cats' dinner, he sticks his nose right into it, > and I'm afraid I will cut his nose one day. if I lift him down from the > counter he bounces right back up like a rubber ball. It's the Amazing Bouncing Cat! See him hit the floor and boinnnng right back up!
Smudge is like that too. You just want to slap them, but lucky for them, they're too cute, even when they're driving you crazy.
Joyce
Kreisleriana - 25 Jun 2007 08:02 GMT >> I think it sank in because many times when he's asked for food and has made >> me follow him into the kitchen, once he sees me getting it ready he goes back [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >and I'm afraid I will cut his nose one day. if I lift him down from the >counter he bounces right back up like a rubber ball. When my Mimi did that, I always thought she was like a bit of popcorn. Or a slice of toast in a toaster. ;)
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Christina Websell - 24 Jun 2007 21:52 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > so bad that I hurt them, but glad that they let me make it up so > quickly. I was a cat abuser in a similar way after my eye ops. I stepped on KFC all the time. Black ct on dark rug.she has forgiven me, but it's more likely she doesn't trust me now. She flies out of the way of being under my feet now. Boyfie never experienced my eye probs so he continues to weave under foot with no worries.
Tweed
Jane - 24 Jun 2007 22:27 GMT On Jun 24, 4:52 pm, "Christina Websell" <spamf...@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > It must have been my week to step on black cats. Poor babies. I feel > > so bad that I hurt them, but glad that they let me make it up so [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Tweed Rita does the same thing. After leading me to her food area (as if I'd forgotten where it was), she retreats and watches me from a safe distance until I'm done. Then she eats after I've gotten my big feet out of the way.
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Christina Websell - 24 Jun 2007 23:52 GMT > On Jun 24, 4:52 pm, "Christina Websell" > <spamf...@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > distance until I'm done. Then she eats after I've gotten my big feet > out of the way. LOL. Sensible cat.
Tweed
sam - 25 Jun 2007 01:50 GMT My story only involves one cat: Smokey (RB). I was helping DW bring the groceries from the car and had a double arm-ful of plastic grocery sacks, blocking my vision directly ahead. How was I to know Smokey had strategically stretched himself all the way across the hall to the kitchen?
I took one step too many toward the kitchen and heard a yowl from the depths of h*ll, dropped the groceries (of course there were eggs in one of them) and looked down to see Smokey *limping* down the hall to the kitchen. I went after him to apologize and finally found him huddled under the kitchen table with his injured paw raised and licking it.
I retrieved him from under the table and tried to examine his paw to see if an immediate trip to the vet was warranted. Just as I got him up in my arms, DW walks in and we both make a fuss over his injury. Finally had to put him down to pick up the grocery sacks I had dropped (thank goodness broken eggs don't soak through plastic bags).
For most of the rest of the afternoon he limped around on three legs until our then-new-arrival Mistletoe irritated him to the point he chased after her (on all four legs, thank you). Down the hall, up the hall, down the steps, around the pool table, back up the steps, down the hall to the kitchen again.
After a few minutes he came walking back into the living room where I had sat down. No sign of a limp ... until he saw me. Then the foot was raised and washed again. I told him that if he could run like he had been, he must not have been hurting too badly. He sulked off to a favorite hiding place.
He tried the limp trick once more after supper but gave it up when DW and I just laughed at him. And he forgave us quickly because when bedtime came, he was happily snuggled up on DW's pillow when we got into the bedroom.
And we never saw another indication of a sore paw from him.
Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe
Matthew - 25 Jun 2007 02:01 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark Mark I think you started a trend My elderly mother stepped on Phantom foot here awhile ago. He screamed bloody murder I had to track him down and give him some lovin'. He still is not a happy camper with mom she comes close he gives her a good growl and hiss
Karen AKA Kajikit - 25 Jun 2007 05:24 GMT >I got several head butts, some purrs, and a few instructions on how >not to step on little people. No apparent Siamese in him, but he must [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >so bad that I hurt them, but glad that they let me make it up so >quickly. I'm sure they'll live! There's nothing that makes you feel quite as guilty as that anguished yowl, is there... but being stepped on doesn't seem to make them realise they have to get out of your way! I booted poor Tessica just this morning - she ran right in front of me when I was turning the corner, and connected with my foot. She looked very surprised, but she didn't even yowl so it's not like she was hurt...
Marina - 25 Jun 2007 05:37 GMT > It must have been my week to step on black cats. Poor babies. I feel > so bad that I hurt them, but glad that they let me make it up so > quickly. I stepped on Caliban yesterday. He was under the bed, but right at the edge, and somehow I stepped with my foot partially under the bed. He was very offended and wouldn't come out from under the bed for a long time, and to make matters worse, Miranda chose this time to attack him for a play-wrestle. I finally managed to coax him to me, and he head-butted my hand and face, so he forgave me.
 Signature Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 25 Jun 2007 06:01 GMT > I stepped on Caliban yesterday. He was under the bed, but right at the > edge, and somehow I stepped with my foot partially under the bed. He was > very offended and wouldn't come out from under the bed for a long time I haven't stepped on my cats today, but I am still universally hated in this house right now. Why? Because I just gave everyone Advantage. Actually, it's just as well that they're all sulking and won't come near me, because they smell terrible.
And how does Licky always know when I'm scheming to do this?? Today, I went into the bathroom, closed the door, and burned some sage to mask the odor of the Advantage. Then I measured out the amount for one cat, and came out to get Licky. I always do him first because he's the most difficult, and I want to take him by surprise. If he sees Roxy or Smudge getting it first, I'll never catch him.
Nevertheless, he knew I had something up my sleeve. I came out of the bathroom, all nonchalant, but he went and crouched under the coffee table, where I can't reach him, and peered at me warily. When I tried to get him, he ran off. How did he know?? Drives me nuts.
Anyway, I managed to catch him and give him his dose, and then Roxy (the second most difficult), and finally Smudge (piece of cake).
I'm a terrible cat mom right now and I'm getting the Feline Glare of Death from Roxy. Licky came in a second ago and mewed at me in his normal way, but when I spoke to him, it was like he remembered he hated my guts, flinched, and ran off. <sigh>
But we're all going to be less itchy soon!
Joyce
Shiral - 25 Jun 2007 06:09 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark For all the times I've accidentally stepped on paws and tails, I've always been grateful that cats have a forgiving nature. That is, when they're approached in the spirit of a truly contrite slave. The worst time of course was when I accidentally broke poor Pan's hind leg. I felt awful about that for months! Franesca fortunately has escaped with an occasional sore paw because she really objects as soon as she feels any pressure from my foot.
Melissa
CatNipped - 25 Jun 2007 16:27 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark I know just how you feel, I once slammed a door on Sammy! And the just a week later didn't see her sticking her paw through the crack in the closet door and shut the door on her arm!!!! Like you I sobbed when it happened and begged for forgiveness (and don't you feel like a monster when the run away from you???!!!). To this day Sammy is deathly afraid of doors - she creeps up on them, watches them carefully, then darts past as quickly as she can - so the guilt stays alive in me every time I see this! :<
Hugs,
CatNipped
Winnie - 25 Jun 2007 20:03 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark When I first got Rusty some 12 years ago, he was sitting under th rocking chair without my knowledge. So I heard a scream when I sat down on the rocker and rocked. Now Rusty is a very quiet cat with hardly a meow from him, at least in those days. That really scared me and thought I hurt him badly. I chased after him to check for any injury. He was fine but that didn't stop him from sitting under the rocking chair. I learend to check under the rocker before I sit down. But these days he hardly sits there anymore.
Winnie
Ginger-lyn - 26 Jun 2007 00:09 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark Isn't it amazing how they forgive us so quickly? And we feel like we committed a major crime and should be punished for it, while they forgive us in a few minutes or so. And then we feel even worse!
Ginger-lyn stepping more on cats these days with the fractured hip and a crutch . .
jmcquown - 26 Jun 2007 18:07 GMT > Thursday, I was in the kitchen. I was not watching where everyone else > had their feet, much less where my own feet were. I did a quick turn [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I had stepped on Dulce Mae. I don't know if I got her paw or her tail, > but she screamed bloody murder. I know how you feel, Mark. I've never stepped on Persia (knocking on faux wood desk). I did trip over her once walking to the bathroom in the dark, but I'm the one who wound up hurt. She just looked at me as if to say, "Why are you lying on the floor?"
I did step on my dog Sampson's paw when he was a very small puppy. This was in the early 1980's when wooden-bottom high-heel clogs were still the rage. (I have no idea why I was still wearing those shoes while standing at the stove cooking dinner. I must have started cooking the moment I got home from work because as I recall I was also wearing a skirt and blouse... not my normal cooking attire!) Sammy crept up behind me. I stepped back to get something from the refrigerator. YELP! Whimper, whimper, whimper. Awwwwww, I didn't mean to do that, I'm sorry! I felt just terrible. Fortunately I didn't really hurt him; it could have been a bad thing given those dang shoes.
Jill
Winnie - 27 Jun 2007 16:35 GMT > I know how you feel, Mark. I've never stepped on Persia (knocking on faux > wood desk). I did trip over her once walking to the bathroom in the dark, [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Jill Oh I remember those wooden clogs. The ones I wore were platform clogs. Don's know how I managed to walk in them. I won't be able to do so these days. They were so heavy.
Winnie
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