After the American election humor (and this is original, BTW):

Pres. Bush's plan to save the American economy!

It seems that in secret, Pres. Bush has been working on the budget, and has
come up with a plan to save hundreds of millions of dollars, or more, each
year!

He's going to *eliminate* the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)!

There will still be payroll deductions, and Federal 'tax' forms each year,
but all of the payroll deductions, and any checks for 'taxes' you owe at the
end
of every year will go DIRECTLY to Halliburton Oil, elimination the
thousands of people who have been diverting money, through various
complicated, and expensive schemes, to Halliburton Oil!

Think of the savings! The budget could be balanced in a few years!

No need to invade oil-rich countries, ever again!