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Gandalf - 04 Nov 2004 02:09 GMT
After the American election humor (and this is original, BTW):

Pres. Bush's plan to save the American economy!

It seems that in secret, Pres. Bush has been working on the budget, and has
come up with a plan to save hundreds of millions of dollars, or more, each year!

He's going to *eliminate* the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)!

There will still be payroll deductions, and Federal 'tax' forms each year,
but all of the payroll deductions, and any checks for 'taxes' you owe at the end
of every year will go DIRECTLY to Halliburton Oil, elimination the
thousands of people who have been diverting money, through various
complicated, and expensive schemes, to Halliburton Oil!

Think of the savings! The budget could be balanced in a few years!

No need to invade oil-rich countries, ever again!

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TC  and the unmercifully, relentlessly sweet calico kitty, Kenzie.

How you behave towards cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
- Robert Heinlein
Bill Stock - 04 Nov 2004 02:33 GMT
> After the American election humor (and this is original, BTW):
>
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>
> No need to invade oil-rich countries, ever again!

Amusing, but you're flogging a dead horse. Unfortunately. The Shrub is
talking about tax reform though, sounds like a flat tax. You know who this
will favour.
Gandalf - 04 Nov 2004 02:41 GMT
>> After the American election humor (and this is original, BTW):
>>
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>talking about tax reform though, sounds like a flat tax. You know who this
>will favour.

Thank you so much for bringing the 'real world' into my joke. It's a real big
plus.......

Did you happen to see the title 'Humor' on my post?

Go to a political forum to  get on your soapbox  and do your preaching.  I don't
need it.

I was just trying just trying to have a little fun, here.

Excuuuse me!
dhelderman - 04 Nov 2004 05:56 GMT
Us poor people???

DHelderman

> > After the American election humor (and this is original, BTW):
> >
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> talking about tax reform though, sounds like a flat tax. You know who this
> will favour.
Sherry - 04 Nov 2004 04:29 GMT
>After the American election humor (and this is original, BTW):
>
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>
>No need to invade oil-rich countries, ever again!

Cool. Works for me. Halliburton was our largest business donor to the shelter
this year.  

Sherry
 
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