I went to work on Saturday. I don't usually work Saturdays, but I've
been away on a course, and had some catching up to do.

The site where I work is very empty on a Saturday afternoon - there was
just one car parked outside the office. Under the car was... a cat!

So, i made the universal cat-calling sound - a sort of kiss/teeth-suck.
Pussy came to say hello - but he didn't want to be picked up. Scritches
behind the ears were sought after, but not round the base of the tail.

He was very vocal, and kept shouting at me - following me to the office
door! He wouldn't come in, but he just sat there, mewing. So I went to
the fridge, and filled a cup with some full-cream milk - boy, did he
purr up a storm! Afterwards, he sat in the car park, grooming himself
and looking at me, as if to say "thanks! I figured you for a cat-slave!"
He didn't hang around when a Security guard came round on patrol though :-(