Hello your Majesty, this is Imp.

I've been directed by Mischief to write to you and ask your advice.

Quite simply.......

How does one get rid of a bitty??

Stinky Nick is his name and he's driving all of us crazy.  Mischief
can barely stand to look at him and yet he still tries to sniff her.
He's constantly chasing Mayhem, and despite Mayhem boxing his ears a
few times, he STILL comes after her.

He seems to want to just LOOK at me, and that just creeps me out.
Once I was munching on my dinner when suddenly I felt something on my
tail.  The bitty was SNIFFING ME!!!!

Mischief wants him gone, and our hoomin doesn't seem to mind that he
is prancing about like an 'idiotic ball of fluff'

So she asked me to write to you, since you have dealt with bitties in
the past.

How can we get rid of Stinky Nick??

Sincerely,

Imp
Mischief
Mayhem