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Cat Butt Products (NOT making this up!)
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Kreisleriana - 04 Jun 2007 19:24 GMT http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518
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Christina Websell - 04 Jun 2007 19:37 GMT > http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 *How vulgar!* say my two. ;-)
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 Jun 2007 19:54 GMT > http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 Oh, and here I was thinking it was something that would be applied *to* a cat's butt. (And I wondered who thought a cat would allow that?)
Joyce
Takayuki - 04 Jun 2007 22:51 GMT > > http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 > >Oh, and here I was thinking it was something that would be applied >*to* a cat's butt. (And I wondered who thought a cat would allow that?) Like maybe these cat spanking paddles - where can you buy those? :) (Marina would just improvise with a fly swatter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U
There's another cute related video of a fluffy calico that spanks back with multicolored paws.
jmcquown - 04 Jun 2007 23:27 GMT > > http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518
> Oh, and here I was thinking it was something that would be applied > *to* a cat's butt. (And I wondered who thought a cat would allow > that?) > > Joyce Now wait a sec... don't you remember the thread about the little boy using the chap stick on that cat's butt? ;)
Victor Martinez - 04 Jun 2007 22:23 GMT > http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 My friend Kyle gave me the cat butt car freshener!!! I haven't opened it yet, so I'm not sure what it smells like. :)
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jmcquown - 04 Jun 2007 23:27 GMT http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518
> My friend Kyle gave me the cat butt car freshener!!! I haven't opened > it yet, so I'm not sure what it smells like. :) I'm not sure I want to know!!!!
Enfilade - 04 Jun 2007 23:30 GMT Kumani and Tyche want to say it's the only a.s that Smokey is ever going to be getting.
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> > My friend Kyle gave me the cat butt car freshener!!! I haven't opened > > it yet, so I'm not sure what it smells like. :) > > I'm not sure I want to know!!!! Kathy - 05 Jun 2007 04:05 GMT >> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 > > My friend Kyle gave me the cat butt car freshener!!! I haven't opened it > yet, so I'm not sure what it smells like. :) The site ( I had to look) says Hyacinth Scent (quite unlike a cat's butt). LOL
Kathy
Matthew - 05 Jun 2007 04:17 GMT >>> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Kathy Now Kathy how would you know what a cat's butt smells like ;-)
jofirey - 05 Jun 2007 04:30 GMT >>>> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Now Kathy how would you know what a cat's butt smells like ;-) Some of us certainly know. When we first got Rosie, our last kitten, she was constantly coming up to me to have her butt inspected. One of my very clear memories of her is telling her I wasn't her mamma, and that from here on out she was responsible for her own butt.
Jo
Kreisleriana - 05 Jun 2007 13:53 GMT >>>>> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 >>>> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >Jo A lot of them, when they're kittens, are very generous with their butts. They show them all the time-- remember that famous pic of tiny Caliban, pre-adoption? and stick them in your face in case you missed it. Both my boys are now very discreet with their hineys, now, but my little Mimi had to share her whole life. ;)
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Victor Martinez - 05 Jun 2007 13:55 GMT > A lot of them, when they're kittens, are very generous with their > butts. They show them all the time-- remember that famous pic of I still get the butt-inspection routine sometimes, I just blow air gently in their direction and they leave, very satisfied. :)
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Kreisleriana - 05 Jun 2007 14:01 GMT >> A lot of them, when they're kittens, are very generous with their >> butts. They show them all the time-- remember that famous pic of > >I still get the butt-inspection routine sometimes, I just blow air >gently in their direction and they leave, very satisfied. :) Brilliant! ;)
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Magic Mood Jeep - 05 Jun 2007 14:05 GMT >> A lot of them, when they're kittens, are very generous with their >> butts. They show them all the time-- remember that famous pic of > > I still get the butt-inspection routine sometimes, I just blow air gently > in their direction and they leave, very satisfied. :) Our TED, Dr. List (RB) once told us a story of how he, barely awake one early AM, rolled over to give his wife (Lynn, vet tech and owner of the clinic) a kiss on the cheek - and somehow ended up kissing one of their cats right on the, ummmm, rear pucker!
He said after he realized this and thoroughly disinfected his face & mouth, that cat though of him as his best friend for life!
Ketzl's Dad - 05 Jun 2007 14:44 GMT > Our TED, Dr. List (RB) once told us a story of how he, barely awake one > early AM, rolled over to give his wife (Lynn, vet tech and owner of the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > He said after he realized this and thoroughly disinfected his face & mouth, > that cat though of him as his best friend for life! ROTFLMAO!
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Adrian A - 05 Jun 2007 19:13 GMT >>> A lot of them, when they're kittens, are very generous with their >>> butts. They show them all the time-- remember that famous pic of [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > He said after he realized this and thoroughly disinfected his face & > mouth, that cat though of him as his best friend for life! That post really needed a BW, thank Bast I'd finished my tea. :-)
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Marina - 05 Jun 2007 17:33 GMT > A lot of them, when they're kittens, are very generous with their > butts. They show them all the time-- remember that famous pic of > tiny Caliban, pre-adoption? and stick them in your face in case you > missed it. Both my boys are now very discreet with their hineys, now, > but my little Mimi had to share her whole life. ;) He still flashes me frequently. He will be walking away from me, then he suddenly stops, looks back at me, and very deliberately lifts his tail straight up and sticks his butt in the air. Then he'll stand there and look to see that I can see his butt. ;)
When he has one of his 'baby-boy attacks', purring and kneading all over my bosom (ow-ow-ow), he also frequently sticks his butt in my face. But he's so cute when he does this, I can't drive him away. I suspect he gets these attacks because he was separated from his mummy too early.
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mlbriggs - 05 Jun 2007 05:53 GMT >>>> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Now Kathy how would you know what a cat's butt smells like ;-) Haven't you ever awakened in the night with a kitty butt sitting on your face??? MLB
Kathy - 05 Jun 2007 15:52 GMT >>>>> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 >>>> My friend Kyle gave me the cat butt car freshener!!! I haven't opened [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Haven't you ever awakened in the night with a kitty butt sitting on your > face??? MLB I haven't- I was just quoting the web site - they said it was quite unlike a cat's butt...Not exactly sure what hyacinth scent is either, come to think of it. Kathy
jmcquown - 05 Jun 2007 18:20 GMT http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518
>>>>> My friend Kyle gave me the cat butt car freshener!!! I haven't >>>>> opened it yet, so I'm not sure what it smells like. :) [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > come to think of it. > Kathy Very sweet spring flowers. They bloom around the time tulips and daffodils do.
Winnie - 05 Jun 2007 19:17 GMT >> > I haven't- I was just quoting the web site - they said it was quite > > unlike a cat's butt...Not exactly sure what hyacinth scent is either, > > come to think of it. > > Kathy > > Very sweet spring flowers. They bloom around the time tulips and daffodils Recently I gave a pot of hyacinth as a house warming present. The scent can be overpowering at times.
Winnie
Lesley - 06 Jun 2007 09:41 GMT >Recently I gave a pot of hyacinth as a house warming present. >The scent can be overpowering at times. But certainly nicer than the scent of a cats butt
Lesley
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Kreisleriana - 06 Jun 2007 13:44 GMT >>Recently I gave a pot of hyacinth as a house warming present. >>The scent can be overpowering at times. > >But certainly nicer than the scent of a cats butt > >Lesley Different, perhaps, but certainly not nicer. Than MY butt, anyway. Love, Stinky
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Jack Campin - bogus address - 06 Jun 2007 10:32 GMT >>> I haven't- I was just quoting the web site - they said >>> it was quite unlike a cat's butt...Not exactly sure what >>> hyacinth scent is either, come to think of it. >> Very sweet spring flowers. > Recently I gave a pot of hyacinth as a house warming present. > The scent can be overpowering at times. Some people really dislike it. The word for it in Croatian means "headache flower".
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Marina - 06 Jun 2007 12:44 GMT > Some people really dislike it. The word for it in Croatian > means "headache flower". I can heartily agree with that name. Here in Finland, it's a Xmas flower that people buy each other at that time of year. Mum always gets a few from friends. I detest them (the flowers, not her friends!).
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Kreisleriana - 05 Jun 2007 13:48 GMT >>> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >The site ( I had to look) says Hyacinth Scent (quite unlike a cat's >butt). LOL Perhaps different, but certainly not better. Love, Stinky
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Gabey8 - 05 Jun 2007 05:20 GMT > http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product... > > Theresa > Stinky Pictures:http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh > > Make Levees, Not War LMHO!!! I'm reminded of a pun out of one of Piers Anthony's books. If my memory serves (as it's been a good 20 years since I read it), character is told, prior to investigating a cave, "Don't invite catastrophe!". But when he goes in and sees a plaque bearing the hindquarters of a feline, he takes it down to inspect it more closely. The cave promptly starts collapsing, causing him to rush out, still holding the plaque.
The other character admonished, "I TOLD you not to invite catastrophe!"
Then he realized that the feline hindquarters mounted on a plaque were a "Cat @ss Trophy"...
Hey, don't throw the tomatoes at ME -- I know it's a groaner of a pun, but for once I didn't originate it. ;o)
So I guess the company selling the Cat Butt products is hoping that their sales AREN'T cat-@ss-tropic... or maybe that IS their goal?
[OK, now I really AM ducking the flying tomatoes :oD )
Donna
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Kreisleriana - 05 Jun 2007 13:54 GMT >> http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product... >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >Hey, don't throw the tomatoes at ME -- I know it's a groaner of a pun, >but for once I didn't originate it. ;o) I love puns. ;)
>So I guess the company selling the Cat Butt products is hoping that >their sales AREN'T cat-@ss-tropic... or maybe that IS their goal? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >Don't they have any with STRIPEY tails like ours? >-- Captain and Stanley If they don't, they should. ;)
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Lesley - 05 Jun 2007 09:11 GMT >http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 A friend of mine for my birthday a couple of years ago gave me a cat butt spotters guide complete with a set of fridge magnets showing photographs of the different types of cat butt!
Come to think of it only last night I said to Dave, we need some new fridge magnets (One of our local takeaways gives money off vouchers and you have to save a few to be able to redeem them and the fridge magnets aren't holding up) I'd entirely forgotten the cat butt fridge magnets..
Think I'll go and buy some new ones!
Lesley
Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Lesley - 05 Jun 2007 11:22 GMT >>http://www.thecatconnection.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GFT-6518 I just had to look a bit further into that website didn't I? There are so many things I want to buy the Fabulous Furballs that it's a blessing they don't ship to UK- our flat wouldn't be big enough!
Lesley
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Ketzl's Dad - 05 Jun 2007 12:49 GMT > complete with a set of fridge magnets showing photographs of > the different types of cat butt! I got those for a friend's birthday a few years ago. She has them on her fridge. Her husband, although a cat lover, doesn't really "get" the concept of cat butt magnets.
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