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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / May 2007Meowmy's little tranquilizer
I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, jumped in my lap and started purring. Who could stay mad after that? Everybody should have such a tranquilizer!  SignatureJoy Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them. --Nathaniel Hawthorne > I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't > print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, > jumped in my lap and started purring. Who could stay mad after that? > Everybody should have such a tranquilizer! Joy, you absolutely must not yell at your computer. Computers are like trolls, if they can get you to react they keep trying. It's also a mistake to let a computer know you're in a hurry. (Or any machine, for that matter.) Nanki-Poo has the right idea - calm and collected. :-) Chak SignatureBecause we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us. --Henrik Tikkanen > I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't > print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, > jumped in my lap and started purring. Who could stay mad after that? > Everybody should have such a tranquilizer! I was at the liquor store last week when I noticed a bottle of wine (Italian) with the label "Mommy's Time Out". I wonder if that would apply in this case? Jill >> I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't >> print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Jill LOL! My Nanki-Poo tranquilizer won't give me a hangover. ;-) Joy >> I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't >> print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Jill Reminds me of an old (1967?) Rolling Stones tune - Mother's Little Helper. About a pill, of course. Probably valium. >>> I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't >>> print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Reminds me of an old (1967?) Rolling Stones tune - Mother's Little > Helper. About a pill, of course. Probably valium. Yeah, something like that. At least wine is made from grapes... not imported from China ;) Persia says: I wanna go onna OUT. Me says: It's *hot* onna OUT. Persia says: Deres birdies anna sqwweerl onna OUT! Me says: Yeah, but you will watch them for 3 minutes, then want onna IN. Persia says: NO I WON'T! I want onna OUT! Me says: Okay. 2 minutes later... Persia says: It's HOT onna OUT! And dose birdies and squirrels doan care dat I'm dere! Let me in? Me is very tempted to say NO but of course she doesn't :) Persia is now back on the IN, where there is food, a water fountain and plenty of soft places to snooze that don't include pine needles and bugs. Jill >>>> I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't >>>> print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > >Jill She just had to get a good solid (!?) snootful of all those outside smells. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War >>>>> I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't >>>>> print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > She just had to get a good solid (!?) snootful of all those outside > smells. ;) Yeah... and I got a good snootful of her yammering to go OUT then yammering to get back IN. Cats are like kids and I know because I was one, once :) ... they won't listen if you tell them it's too cold or too hot or raining. Wear your raincoat! BUT MOM! Or you need a sweater! No I don't! Or, hey, it's hot outside, why are you taking a jacket? Because it might rain? Nothing moms or kids ever do is right. But it's always highly suspect by the cat :) Jill >>>>>> I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't >>>>>> print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > > Jill Was it on this group or another one where I read the tag line Children are sent to us by God. Because he can't stand the noise either. Jo > I was just yelling at my printer and computer, because they didn't > print something the way I wanted it. Nanki-Poo ran into the room, > jumped in my lap and started purring. Who could stay mad after that? > Everybody should have such a tranquilizer! Snoopy would have run away, she hates it when people yell even if it's on the television. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk |
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