OK, you all know the problems I had with my last job (knee-lenght skirts too
short, can't chew on coffee stirrers, can't send birthday cards, etc.)
Every time I turned around the HR director was calling me into his office to
tell me about another problem I was causing.

Well I've been at this new job for 5 weeks temp and 1.5 weeks permanent and
just now one of my "associates" (they don't call them bosses here) came to
my cubicle and said, "This may sound strange, but I need to talk to you
about something."  'Ohmygawd, here we go again,' I thought.  She squatted
down next to my chair and said, "You know we're an HR firm, and I'm in
charge of the 401(k) plans for our clients... I just wanted to let you know
that our company has the best matching-fund 401(k) plan in the industry.  I
don't know if you've had time yet to read our benefits package (it's about
400 pages long!!), but I just wanted to let you know that if you have any
questions about it, please feel free to come ask me and I can tell you
anything you need to know.  We're really concerned that all of our
associates have a secure retirement."

Oh my, such a serious "talk" from my boss!!!  LOL!  And this is right after
the boss of the whole Retirement team came to tell me that the PowerPoint
presentation that I made for him got lots of good comments and was really
helpful - and then he went to tell that to *his* boss and to my immediate
supervisor!

Did I die and go to heaven???!!!  Or did I just finally get finished paying
my dues for 35 years of sucky jobs!!?