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Pat - 17 May 2007 18:11 GMT
I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....
Irulan - 17 May 2007 18:22 GMT
>I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
> over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
> turned around and covered over the empty hole.
>
> Silly cat!!!

Oh my god, that must have been hilarious! LOL!

Lily & her mama

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> Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....
Ketzl's Dad - 17 May 2007 18:53 GMT
> I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
> over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

OMG that's funny!

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mlbriggs - 17 May 2007 19:32 GMT
> I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
> over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

IMHO He probably had a tummyache   A little sympathy here, please.  MLB
Debra - 18 May 2007 00:24 GMT
>I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
>over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

My cats make no sounds when farting so I thought they didn't because
they have no cheeks.  No mistaking the smell though.  
Debra in VA
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Magic Mood Jeep - 18 May 2007 01:53 GMT
>>I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
>>over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> See my quilts at
> http://community.webshots.com/user/debplayshere

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cats CAN and DO make noise when farting.

Weeble, when just a couple days old, and it was only the second time he
pooped for me.  I thought he was done, and I had cleaned his bottom... and
then I smelled more poop... I looked at his behind and he farted IN MY FACE.
It was a tiny (but ultra-smelly) little "put".

Smokey does a "fweeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound sometimes when she's in the litter
box.  I think of it as an advance warning system, and all cats should come
equipped with them, especially Ping, who's poop is so smelly, even he won't
stay in the litter box to burry it (he wants to get AWAY from that smell)!
PatM - 18 May 2007 04:52 GMT
> > My cats make no sounds when farting so I thought they didn't because
> > they have no cheeks.  No mistaking the smell though.

Weeble, when just a couple days old, and it was only the second time
he
> pooped for me.  I thought he was done, and I had cleaned his bottom... and
> then I smelled more poop... I looked at his behind and he farted IN MY FACE.
> It was a tiny (but ultra-smelly) little "put".

stay in the litter box to burry it (he wants to get AWAY from that
smell)!-

I have found that during especially...ummm..."gassy" times, my
kitties--or even Loki the d*g surprisingly--don't care to sit on my
lap.  Some of their expressions of dismay have been priceless.LOL

PatM
Baha - 18 May 2007 20:08 GMT
Boy, can they make noise. I'm also convince they can fart at will. My
favorite example is Odessa's first visit to our vet. Odessa had had issues,
having been returned to the shelter several times, and at this point any trip
out of the house seemed to remind her of those trips and she was always quite
agitated. After giving her the complete once over, the doctor decided to take
a look under her tail, and at the precise moment he lifted it (and bent down
forn a closer look) the Odessa-Doll let fly with one of the loudest and most
obnoxious catfarts I have ever experienced. It was decidedly audible, though
that was not its most distinct feature; the vet backed off several feet, and
the tech opened and shut the door several times in succession to try to fan
out the bouquet that penetrated and permeated. Odessa, the most delicate of
our Ladies, to this day can fart like a truck driver after a couple of plates
of stuffed cabbage at a stop along some remote stretch of Thruway
imaginatively called "Eats..."

Note to myseft: pick up a can of Glade.

Blessed be,
Baha

>>>I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
>>>over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>equipped with them, especially Ping, who's poop is so smelly, even he won't
>stay in the litter box to burry it (he wants to get AWAY from that smell)!
Ginger-lyn - 19 May 2007 22:05 GMT
> I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
> over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

ROFL!  That is too funny.  Way to go, Eli.

Ginger-lyn
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 19 May 2007 22:29 GMT
Pat wrote:

> I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
> over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
> turned around and covered over the empty hole.

That's hilarious.

Did he write "Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to sh*t, but only
farted" on the inside of the litter box? :)

Joyce
Ketzl's Dad - 19 May 2007 22:54 GMT
> Pat wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Joyce

That shows how young *you* are. In my day (the days of pay toilets) we said:
"Here I sit broken hearted; paid a dime and only farted."

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 19 May 2007 23:11 GMT
>> Did he write "Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to sh*t, but only
>> farted" on the inside of the litter box? :)

> That shows how young *you* are. In my day (the days of pay toilets)
> we said: "Here I sit broken hearted; paid a dime and only farted."

Hey, I'll take the label of "young" wherever I can get it. :)

Joyce
annoyed@net.spammers - 19 May 2007 23:53 GMT
>> Pat wrote:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>That shows how young *you* are. In my day (the days of pay toilets) we said:
>"Here I sit broken hearted; paid a dime and only farted."

As long as we're on a theme:

"In days of old when Knights were bold there was no toilet paper. They'd
drag their a.s across the grass and blast the bugs with vapor." :-D
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Ketzl's Dad - 20 May 2007 00:20 GMT
>>> Pat wrote:
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> "In days of old when Knights were bold there was no toilet paper. They'd
> drag their a.s across the grass and blast the bugs with vapor." :-D

<pretending not to laugh> I think this thread is taking a turn for the
worse... and considering the starting point (funny as it was) that is
dangerous!

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Stormin Mormon - 20 May 2007 04:06 GMT
I'm curious to see how much time myself and others spend on this.

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: >> "Here I sit broken hearted; paid a dime and only farted."
: >
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: worse... and considering the starting point (funny as it was) that is
: dangerous!
Stormin Mormon - 20 May 2007 04:05 GMT
I do remember a couple of witty ones from public walls, but they
may not be suited for all audiences. "You who write upon these
walls.... "

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: That shows how young *you* are. In my day (the days of pay toilets) we said:
: "Here I sit broken hearted; paid a dime and only farted."
Kreisleriana - 20 May 2007 16:05 GMT
>Pat wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Joyce

Wow!  That's a real blast (so to speak ;)) from the past. ;)

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Stormin Mormon - 20 May 2007 04:02 GMT
"And now news at 11, this is Pat, your roving reporter with the
<pfft> blow by blow report! <pbbb> Well, folks, that's one and a
half!! Details following the report from our urban division who
reports that cow flatulence is up 12% this week, possibly due to
diet changes. Stay tuned."

.

: ROFL!  That is too funny.  Way to go, Eli.
:
: Ginger-lyn
Stormin Mormon - 20 May 2007 04:01 GMT
With dozens of TV channels, books to read, homeless missions
needing help, scriptures to study, lawn to mow, the roof that
leaks in the back, and millions of web pages to surf.

And you choose to spend your time watching your cat take a dump,
counting the farts, and then gleefully writing about it on a
public message board.

With dozens of TV channels, books to read, homeless missions
needing help, scriptures to study, lawn to mow, the roof that
leaks in the back, and millions of web pages to surf, I'm reading
about farting cats. Egads, next thing I'll be reading National
Enquirer.

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 You can't shout down a troll.
 You have to starve them.
.

: I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
: over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
:
: Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....
Baha - 22 May 2007 20:22 GMT
When I turn on my TV I hear about people dying and gas prices going up; I
hear about senior citizens eating Alpo because their medicines are too
expensive, because we can't get a nationalized health system; I hear about
climate damage and the rape of our own Earth, committed by Her children, and
She is getting pissed at us. If we did not have something to laugh at for
just a moment to relieve the grimness of it, many of us would lose our heads
to inevitable depression.

On a practical matter, remember a cat cannot speak the language of its two-
legged servants and we must be vigilant stewardsw of the animals God/dess
gave us; and one of those ways is to check its gas and waste. If there's a
problem, call a vet and NOW; if not, laugh, because we need something to
laugh at in the midst of all that goes on.

And I DO read my scriptures.

Blessed be,
Baha

>With dozens of TV channels, books to read, homeless missions
>needing help, scriptures to study, lawn to mow, the roof that
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>:
>: Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....
Pat - 22 May 2007 21:54 GMT
Thank you both. I wouldn't have seen the spew had Baha cut if off, but
because I did see it, here's a message for the spewer: I get *one* TV
channel. I can't find my glasses (again). I already spend too damned much
time on the puter, and I was NOT "watching the cat take a dump" I was
CLEANING a litter box and happened to see it.

So I ask you:

|>With dozens of TV channels, books to read, homeless missions
| >needing help, scriptures to study, lawn to mow, the roof that
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| >about farting cats. Egads, next thing I'll be reading National
| >Enquirer.

| When I turn on my TV I hear about people dying and gas prices going up; I
| hear about senior citizens eating Alpo because their medicines are too
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| >:
| >: Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 22 May 2007 22:28 GMT
Stormin Mormon wrote:

> With dozens of TV channels, books to read, homeless missions
> needing help, scriptures to study, lawn to mow, the roof that
> leaks in the back, and millions of web pages to surf, I'm reading
> about farting cats. Egads, next thing I'll be reading National
> Enquirer.

<shrug> No one's forcing you to read this newsgroup. And I sure
wouldn't miss you if you left.

Joyce
Stormin Mormon - 23 May 2007 02:25 GMT
I seldom watch TV any more. The news is stories of crime, and
people dying. The gas prices go up because environmentalists are
interfering with business. They don't want us drilling, they
won't want any new refineries, and then they complain that the
gasoline is in short supply. Then, damn fools make up crock of
nonsense about about senior citizens eating Alpo (which is more
expensive than people food). And then people complain that
medicine is so expensive, but they don't want free market
competition to keep quality up and take prices down. Would you
believe some folks think a nationalized health system would
improve things? We can be just like Canada, where they come here
for care. Or England, where they wait ages for care. Our health
care could be as bad as the DMV and post office. And the news
stories are full of scares about climate damage (not hearing from
the other scientists who say that the planet is actually stable.)

Yep, I can use a good laugh.

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 You have to starve them.
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: When I turn on my TV I hear about people dying and gas prices going up; I
: hear about senior citizens eating Alpo because their medicines are too
[quoted text clipped - 34 lines]
: >:
: >: Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....
Baha - 23 May 2007 16:42 GMT
>I seldom watch TV any more. The news is stories of crime, and
>people dying. The gas prices go up because environmentalists are
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>nonsense about about senior citizens eating Alpo (which is more
>expensive than people food).

Hello??? When have you taken care of seniors and actually seen it? Don't dare
to call me a damn fool. I have taken care of such people and seen the horrors
of living as a poor senior, and for many years. And a newsflash for people
who don't want to build refineries: GET YOUR a.ses TO BUFFALO AND OPEN UP THE
ONES WE HAVE HERE! We could use the employment
And then people complain that
>medicine is so expensive, but they don't want free market
>competition to keep quality up and take prices down. Would you
>believe some folks think a nationalized health system would
>improve things? We can be just like Canada, where they come here
>for care. Or England, where they wait ages for care.

Go to England and ask how they feel. My friend moved there and she has been
getting consistent prenatal care, and she's not even a regular citizen yet.
This woman had a complicated pregnancy. In the meantime, my friend Olive,
disabled, is still fighting for the benefits and care that is the right of a
person who CAN'T GODDAMN WALK, are you understanding at all? We are not
taking care of our own people. It's a shame and a crime. Stop hiding behind
your priesthood authority, stop thinking you're anything other than a man who
puts his pants on one leg at a time like any other schmuck out there, and
look in your own backyard. You have brought your friends food in times of
crisis (and we remain appreciative of that gesture) but YOU go and read the
scriptures yourself: Jesus said even the unbelievers do that much for the
ones they love. What are you doing for the poor? For the poor man whom you
don't even know? Are youi going to find an anonymous Olive and give her a
cane to stand on? How about a job so she can be productive, jobs for everyone
so we all can be productive? Don't go blaming environmentalists and don't
call me a damn fool until you do your research.

Keep thinking that we don't have a right to health care regardless of our
economic condition, and see how many women keep on NOT seeing you more than
three times. Anyone who wants a baby is going to want that health care and
you have a choice: that van that chews up three miles to the gallon or a
kid's vaccines. If you want both, you'd better consider changing to Christian
Science. (Remember to google Mary Baker Eddy, not L. Ron Hubbard.)

Our health
>care could be as bad as the DMV and post office. And the news
>stories are full of scares about climate damage (not hearing from
>the other scientists who say that the planet is actually stable.)

The Buffalo storm last year is an indicator of climate change. Do your damn
research. Or just start being part of the solution, instead of hiding behind
the cosmetic of your "authority" and pretending the problems don't exist.

Blessed be,
Baha
Stormin Mormon - 25 May 2007 14:02 GMT
I glanced through your post, last night. The raw anger really
reached through the video screen. I printed off your post, and
read it in print. I thought about it last night, and went through
about five or six different ways of replying. Finally, I decided
that I'm far too polite for usenet. In the good tradition of
usenet, when flamed and insulted and attacked bitterly and
viciously, one needs to reply with equal vitriol and fire.  This
morning, I want through with a pen, and put points every time I
saw something that really begeed for a reply. I came up with
twenty three points. I'll number them below.

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: >I seldom watch TV any more. The news is stories of crime, and
: >people dying. The gas prices go up because environmentalists are
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
:
: Hello??? When have you taken care of seniors and actually seen it?
1) Don't have to take care of seniors to know that Alp is more
expensive than people food. When this pile of lies came out, was
about the time Rush Lumbaugh had his TV show. He did a price
comparision on the air.

Don't dare
: to call me a damn fool.
2) Are you the person who came up with that campaign schtick
about seniors eating dog food? Must be. Cause that's the damn
fool. How'd you get the word out? Are you on a focuss group for
the DNC? Did you write the idea to DNC headquarters, or call them
on the phone and give them the idea?

I have taken care of such people and seen the horrors
: of living as a poor senior, and for many years. And a newsflash for people
: who don't want to build refineries: GET YOUR a.ses TO BUFFALO AND OPEN UP THE
: ONES WE HAVE HERE! We could use the employment
3) Now I'm calling for proof. I want you to prove to me that
there are two or more gasoline refineries in Buffalo which are
not in operation. I want the name of the former company, and the
street adress. I'm going to call City Zoning when I find out, and
ask if that's true.

: And then people complain that
: >medicine is so expensive, but they don't want free market
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
:
: Go to England and ask how they feel.
4)  Don't have to. Read enough news articles. And isn't there a
woman named Leslie who posts to this board, and tells of medical
care in England?

My friend moved there and she has been
: getting consistent prenatal care, and she's not even a regular citizen yet.
: This woman had a complicated pregnancy. In the meantime, my friend Olive,
: disabled, is still fighting for the benefits and care that is the right of a
: person who CAN'T GODDAMN WALK, are you understanding at all?
5) Now you are committing a logical fallacy. You are the angry
poster who is accusing me of not doing my research. And to prove
YOUR point, you use two samples (Olive and the other girl)
without any attempt to make a representative sampling. You can't
push that lazy good for nothing lack of evidence off on me. You
are really insulting if you think I'm going to fall for that non
scientific lack of evidence. Try it on a different turnip truck,
thank you.

We are not
: taking care of our own people.
6) And who the heck is responsible? I presume you're still
talking about Olive. Family, friends, church. One of the nice
things about being a free person in the USA, you are responsible
for yourself. And if you really think that people should give
away stuff for free, YOU give Olive a cane.

It's a shame and a crime.
7) It may be a shame, but it's no crime. The USA isn't
responsible for peoples medical care, and I'll oppose any form of
socialized medicine.

Stop hiding behind
: your priesthood authority, stop thinking you're anything other than a man who
: puts his pants on one leg at a time like any other schmuck out there,
8) You know, that personal attack has happened before. I heard
from Bishop Clark that when you called and complained about me,
you said the same thing. Maybe not worded exactly "hiding behind"
but you made a false accusation back then about using priesthood
authority. You told at least one total lie back then to Bishop
Clark. When I went to see Marilyn, priesthood was never
mentioned -- until YOU injected it into the conversation and made
false accusations. And here you make the same accusation. I
forgave you the first time, but this time needs a really serious
look. One thing I do not tolerate very well is false accusations.
The first time I sensed strongly that you were launching a
vicious attack personally on me. I sense that this is much the
same thing. I'm sending a copy of this to Bishop Clark via email
in case you want to launch another such attack. It's long past
time for me to consider whether you and I are friends. If you
keep attacking me.

and
: look in your own backyard.
9) Ah, the smug accusation of "you don't know what you are
talking about". Well, have fun, and keep hurling accusations.
Incidentally, I don't think you really know what you're talking
about. You are a walking talking-point for the liberal Democrats.

You have brought your friends food in times of
: crisis (and we remain appreciative of that gesture)
10) You only know on very small part of my personality. And I
wonder if you even know that.

but YOU go and read the
: scriptures yourself:
11) Oh, and now more cleverly concealed accusations. It's as if
you're going to lecture me on the points of scipture. I'm all
aquiver, I can't wait to read more.

Jesus said even the unbelievers do that much for the
: ones they love. What are you doing for the poor? For the poor man whom you
: don't even know?
12) More than you'll ever know about. And, even more signifigant.
My type of help isn't designed to continue dependance like you
and your dreams of socialized medicine and a case worker in every
home dispensing government money.

Are youi going to find an anonymous Olive and give her a
: cane to stand on?
13) That's the liberal approach. Give people stuff, and keep them
dependant for handouts.

How about a job so she can be productive, jobs for everyone
: so we all can be productive?
14) And you demonstrate how little you know about me. Back in the
Reagan economy, when money was moving about. And taxes were a lot
lower, I did hire help for a short period of time. My most
dependable worker was a very fine woman who was severely
handicapped.  At present, after eight years of Clinton tax
increases the economy is so bad that I can't aford my own bills
much less hire help.

Don't go blaming environmentalists
15) If we didn't have environmentalists protesting drilling and
refineries, we'd have enough gasoline at fair prices.

and don't
: call me a damn fool until you do your research.
16) Hey, anyone who thinks up and markets the "seniors eating dog
food" schtick is a damn fool. People food is cheaper.

: Keep thinking that we don't have a right to health care regardless of our
: economic condition,
17) I don't think we have a right to health care. You find a copy
of the US Constitution and show me the place where it recognizes
the right of people to have health care.

and see how many women keep on NOT seeing you more than
: three times.
18) Oh, what this conversation really needs. More personal
attacks. I bet you finished writing this email and came home with
four shopping buggies full of lipstick and nail polish? Then you
called the government and asked them to bring you some more Alpo
cause you spent all your money on lipstick?

Anyone who wants a baby is going to want that health care and
: you have a choice: that van that chews up three miles to the gallon or a
: kid's vaccines. If you want both, you'd better consider changing to Christian
: Science. (Remember to google Mary Baker Eddy, not L. Ron Hubbard.)
19) Now that's a good liberal way to look at it: Choose between a
van or a vaccine. However, as a conservative I look at that van
as a way to make more money, so that I can afford to pay for both
the van and the vaccine. And even some cosmetics. How pathetic,
that you are so limited in your thinking. I can see a dynamic,
vital, and growing economy. You are aparently thinking that
everything stands still. Well, during Clinton and his tax
increase, everything did stand still. You should be old enough to
remember the Reagan economic boom when the tax cuts were in full
force.

: Our health
: >care could be as bad as the DMV and post office. And the news
: >stories are full of scares about climate damage (not hearing from
: >the other scientists who say that the planet is actually stable.)
:
: The Buffalo storm last year is an indicator of climate change.
20) It sure was more stormy than last year. However, we've had
storms and ice ages and heat waves LONG before any pollution that
Mankind did. Climate change? Yep. Caused by mankind? Nope.

Do your damn
: research.
21) How many articles would you like me to post? Writen by real
scientists?

Or just start being part of the solution,
22) I am quite part of the solution. However, liberals will never
be able to see that, because they are too busy petitionign the
government for socialized medicine and for the govenment to "take
care of them".

instead of hiding behind
: the cosmetic of your "authority"
23) As Ronald Reagan said so many years ago "well.... there you
go again". You really appear to have a problem with injecting
priesthood into conversations where it isn't already existing.

and pretending the problems don't exist.
24) Plenty of problems do exist in the USA. You're the one who is
pretending that "Scaring seniors first" isn't a problem. The
schtick about dog food is really classic. I choose to spend my
time on real problems, such as improving employment, job
training, and doing what I can to help people take care of
themselves instead of relying on government.

: Blessed be,
: Baha

25) And make my blessing without the government giving me stuff,
and without government control telling me everything I may or may
not do.
Baha - 25 May 2007 16:03 GMT
Please keep in mind that you were the one who came on first and began
insulting these people who have done nothing to you. Also keep in mind that I
had several years working with the poor and seniors and the things they must
do to keep themselves medicated and healthy are gross. And we are to promise
life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness then yes, we have a responsibility
to take care of our own. "The poor you will always have with you." Leslie's
experience notwithstanding, we can learn from Canada and the UK. Hopefully
they do not have a Rush Limbaugh to export, as we unfortunately do.

Liberal Democrat, yes. It is my right as a citizen to differ in opinion from
you; soldiers whom we hon or this weekend died for my right to differ and
because I love my country i want to change the status quo to help those who
need it. And yes, I am angry. Not at you. I am angry that people like the one
from whom  we rescued Sabrina can get undeserved benefits while real people
cannot find work and their needed help: because the Republican business
interests have decided that New York is not a place to build economic growth.
The refineries are in  Tonawanda, call my husband because you know I cannot
read a road map.

Please keep in mind that this is not a political forum Get a cat or something.
Please.

Blessed be,
Baha
>I glanced through your post, last night. The raw anger really
>reached through the video screen. I printed off your post, and
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>and without government control telling me everything I may or may
>not do.
Jack Campin - bogus address - 25 May 2007 16:30 GMT
> we can learn from Canada and the UK. Hopefully they do not
> have a Rush Limbaugh to export, as we unfortunately do.

We have Bernard Manning, who is much the same (fat racist
comedian with a following of ageing skinheads) but he would
appeal to the average American about as much as, um, Rush
Limbaugh does to the average American.

They would both mince up to make a lot of dogfood.  Cats are
too discerning.

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Baha - 25 May 2007 17:25 GMT
And furthermore, the lipstick in this case isn't about vanity, it is about
having something with high sun-protection factor which can save the life of a
sun-allergic person, whose problem is complicated by medication causing
photosensitivity. You ought to know that about me by now. I am on a waiting
list to see a dermatologist to have moles removed, and God forbid they be
melanomas beause that waiting list can kill me. Take note: we wait here, too.
Everyone waits. Despite this, I'd rather be in this land now than a lot of
other places.

Blessed be,
Baha

>Please keep in mind that you were the one who came on first and began
>insulting these people who have done nothing to you. Also keep in mind that I
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>>and without government control telling me everything I may or may
>>not do.
Adrian A - 25 May 2007 20:15 GMT
> Please keep in mind that you were the one who came on first and began
> insulting these people who have done nothing to you. Also keep in
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> Blessed be,
> Baha
<SNIP>

Many of us have killfiled that idiot, please don't repost his trash.
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Baha - 25 May 2007 20:22 GMT
Apologies to all. I was on break and forgot to delete that mishegoss.

Blessed be,
Baha

>> Please keep in mind that you were the one who came on first and began
>> insulting these people who have done nothing to you. Also keep in
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>
>Many of us have killfiled that idiot, please don't repost his trash.
Adrian A - 25 May 2007 20:37 GMT
> Apologies to all. I was on break and forgot to delete that mishegoss.
>
> Blessed be,
> Baha

Easily done.
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Stormin Mormon - 26 May 2007 13:59 GMT
1) Insulting those who have done nothing to you. Well, whoever it
was who invented the seniors dog food thing sure scared a lot of
people. And I don't believe properly so.
2) Responsibility to take care of our own. Show me that in the
constitution. Where the US Gov't owes the people anything.
There's a list of limits on gov't and some things it should
provide. Such as national defense. I don't remember seeing health
care. That's one thing I don't like about liberals. Put things
into the Constitution which aren't there. Such as right to
abortion or separation of church and state.
3) help yourself, and try to change the country. But please don't
try to convince me that goverment run health care will help
anyone. What will help is more freedom and more capitalism. And
more privately run health care.
4) Why do you think you've got the power and authority to judge
who is deserving of benefits? You realize, that if we get
national health care, someone in government will decide who gets
benefits. And that might also not be who you want to see getting
aid.
5) After a few years of Cuomo and his tax hikes, I'm not at all
surprised business is leaving NY. Pataki didn't do much better.
6) Are you discussing, or making personal attacks? I'll quote
some of your writing, and you can tell me if you think the
(below) is slams and personal attacks. If I read it right, you
attacked my religion, my romantic life, and my ability to
accurately view the world. Now, lets see. I said "damn fools"
about folks who invented the senior Alpo. You attack my religion,
personal life, and view of the world. For folks reading this, who
is the angry shrill and vicious one in this conversation? Any why
do I continue to be in contact with an angry, shrill person who
attacks my religion, romance, and view of the world?

=======quoted text=============
Stop hiding behind
your priesthood authority, stop thinking you're anything other
than a man who
puts his pants on one leg at a time like any other schmuck out
there, and
look in your own backyard.

What are you doing for the poor? For the poor man whom you
don't even know? Are youi going to find an anonymous Olive and
give her a
cane to stand on? How about a job so she can be productive, jobs
for everyone
so we all can be productive? Don't go blaming environmentalists
and don't
call me a damn fool until you do your research.

Keep thinking that we don't have a right to health care
regardless of our
economic condition, and see how many women keep on NOT seeing you
more than
three times.

Do your damn
research. Or just start being part of the solution, instead of
hiding behind
the cosmetic of your "authority" and pretending the problems
don't exist.

Blessed be,
Baha

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Ketzl's Dad - 26 May 2007 14:57 GMT
> 2) Responsibility to take care of our own. Show me that in the
> constitution.

Oh, heck, man: You should read the Bible once in a while.

Jerk.

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Stormin Mormon - 27 May 2007 15:25 GMT
Dear Jerk,
   We're discussing US Federal government programs. Taxing
people by force, to provide services and money to people who
don't work for it. Programs that continue dependence.  If we were
discussing biblical principles, we'd be talking about voluntary
tithes and donations being used to help poor people to better
themselves.
   I'm a big supporter of church sponsored aid. Actually, I
support it with money, labor, time, tithes, offerings, and
several other ways.
   I don't support government programs which give money away,
and continue dependence. However, that's forced on me by threat
of arms.

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: > 2) Responsibility to take care of our own. Show me that in the
: > constitution.
:
: Oh, heck, man: You should read the Bible once in a while.
:
: Jerk.
Ketzl's Dad - 27 May 2007 15:58 GMT
> Dear Joey,
>     We're discussing US Federal government programs. Taxing
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> and continue dependence. However, that's forced on me by threat
> of arms.

So go somewhere else, where you think it's better.

I'm not going to get into a lengthy discussion with you about this because
obviously you're a meathead, a bigot and a religion hypocrite.

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Irulan - 27 May 2007 17:31 GMT
I am amused at how the thread on Eli burying his gas
in his litter box has deteriorated into discussing
politics.

Lily's mama

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>> Dear Joey,
>>     We're discussing US Federal government programs. Taxing
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> I'm not going to get into a lengthy discussion with you about this because
> obviously you're a meathead, a bigot and a religion hypocrite.
Ketzl's Dad - 27 May 2007 17:51 GMT
> I am amused at how the thread on Eli burying his gas
> in his litter box has deteriorated into discussing
> politics.
>
> Lily's mama

LOL! Thank you for pointing that out.

Let's back to the real issue: Cats passing gas.

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Singh - 29 May 2007 01:32 GMT
I can only say where there is written a right to Life, Liberty and
Pursuit of Happiness, we are obliged to help give life to those who
might otherwise suffer, and that will include the poor. I would be a
lousy Sikh if I didn't do my part and any Christian would be a poor
example of his faith if he too turned his back.

I can't deal with this political crap. You're about as close to a
fascist as I have ever known, and you know what? My parents were
imprisoned by the most famous fascist who ever tried to invade Poland.
This is why I am a Liberal Democrat. Forget Jesus; Fran and Mike
Szczepanski along with more than six million others suffered for
Hitler's sins and from them. These six million and the soldiers whom
wew remember today died for the right to believe as we do, however
differently. I do not insult your religion because you have a right to
it; but I do say you have an attitude that can alienate women and men
both, and until you can learn to keep the political stuff in its
context and broaden your mind there will be an awful lot of Tweeds
coming out and feeling ashamed of LDS roots. A person I know has in
fact canceled missionary lessons after stumbling on unpleasantries
that could be understood as representative of the whole instead of an
individual.

My cat farted last night and I thank God I was here to enjoy it and
not in a Nazi camp or any other place where my beliefs would be a
crime. Louie and I both are damn glad to be citizens.

Blessed be,
Baha

On May 27, 10:25 am, "Stormin Mormon"
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> Dear Jerk,
>     We're discussing US Federal government programs. Taxing
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> :
> : Jerk.
Stormin Mormon - 30 May 2007 23:52 GMT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_Law

There is a tradition in many online discussion forums that once
such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever
mentioned the Nazis has automatically "lost" whatever debate was
in progress. This principle is itself frequently referred to as
Godwin's Law. Thus Godwin's Law effectively serves to impose an
upper bound on thread length in general. It is considered poor
form to raise arbitrarily such a comparison with the motive of
ending the thread. There is a widely recognized codicil that any
such ulterior-motive invocation of Godwin's Law will be
unsuccessful (this is sometimes referred to as "Quirk's
Exception").[5]

Godwin's Law does not apply to discussions directly addressing
genocide, propaganda, or other mainstays of the Nazi regime.
Instead, it applies to inappropriate, inordinate, or hyperbolic
comparisons of other situations (or one's opponent) with Hitler
or Nazis. However, Godwin's Law can itself also be abused, as a
distraction or diversion, that fallaciously miscasts an
opponent's argument as hyperbole, especially if the comparisons
made by the argument are actually appropriate.
---------------------------------

I think it's reasonable to say that we're no longer associating
with each other.

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Stormin Mormon - 30 May 2007 23:59 GMT
Well, you missed my point again. I doubt you can show me in the
Bible, Book of Mormon, or any other holy writing where it says
that the government should take my  money under threat of force,
and give it to people who are poor for whatever reason.

I'm a political conservative because I believe in the
Constitution, as written by the founders. Of course, there will
be opposition from fascists, socialists, globalists, etc. The
liberal Democrats of today are from what I can tell, the same as
socialists. Tax the rich, to try to even out the field by giving
money to the poor. This, I believe, is un-American.

I'm a bit amazed, that after your parents suffered under a
government gone bad, that you believe in government. Are you
likely to figure out that governments go bad? That the same abuse
of power that happened in Europe can, and does happen in the US?
Why do you want more government control? More government programs
lead to abuse of power. Can't you see that?

If you and Louie are "damn glad" to be citizens, why do you
campaign for more government control, and less freedom? Don't you
like the land of the free, and home of the brave? Would you
rather have the land of the government controlled, and the home
of passive subjects of government?

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: Blessed be,
: Baha
Baha - 31 May 2007 16:03 GMT
I believe in rendering unto Caesar and remember that we will always have the
poor. FDR did a lot to try to alleviate that, and because of the WPA (begun
by that liberal Democrat Roosevelt) we had a lot of people working in his era.
We could use more of it.

I will stop believing in the right to health care regardless of ability to
pay when I have the right to homestead on public land.

I believe our government is not perfect but it's the best out there; that
through our vote and right to protest or seek redress (that one is
Constitutional) we have the means to change things for the better; and resent
the implication that I am un-American. If we don't remember what my parents
went through we will repeat Hitler's catastrophe. And if we don't learn from
FDR and the Work Progress Act (administration?) we will have more poor among
us, untrained, unable to support themselves for lack of ability. I want our
money put to training, to work opportunities made (like stop the outsourcing)
not handouts. We have had this discussion before; this is not the place to
continue it.

>Well, you missed my point again. I doubt you can show me in the
>Bible, Book of Mormon, or any other holy writing where it says
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>: Blessed be,
>: Baha
Baha - 31 May 2007 19:11 GMT
Adolf Hitler: one man, reduced government; Holocaust.

Until you have experienced it, or have lived with its long-term effects, you
will never understand why I believe that government in conjunction with
responsible voters, can benefit its citizens. You must understand that as
long as we consider ourselves a "melting pot" we have the right to be
individuals with differing opinions. We cannot all be ultra-conservative; we
cannot have the same religious faith. Hitler made a state church that was a
puppet for his government; an anti-communist, he was perhaps the ultimate
fascist. If we are not wise in our voting choices we run the risk of things
far worse than nationalised health care or taxation. Give me Hillary over
Adolf any day of the week.

Chris, you have been asked numerous times not to make off-topic, socio-
political postings. This is not what any of us come here for. This is my last
post. Ever. I can't deal with it anymore. I apologize that, in my indignation,
I said things which had teeth. But I will not apologize for believing as I do.
It is not un-American to have a differing viewpoint and I should not have to
defend myself like a person called up by Joe McCarthy. My husband is in the
conservative party. He can't deal with you anymore either, and he is more in
line with you than I!

To the good people here, I'm sorry I had to be the cause of this. I admit my
responsibility. To whom I owe cards, they will be sent. But I can't deal with
any more of this. This is no longer a refuge for me. Thanks a lot, Chris.
Keep it on your survivalist and conservative boards from now on. That's where
it should have gone in the first place. I had hoped to agree to disagree.
You've ruined this place for me. It used to be a happy diversion but now I
can't come on anymore. There is no longer any laughter, no joy in it anymore.
You have called my house in the past or left emails discussing "complaining
about the world together." Look at the results.

>I believe in rendering unto Caesar and remember that we will always have the
>poor. FDR did a lot to try to alleviate that, and because of the WPA (begun
>by that liberal Democrat Roosevelt) we had a lot of people working in his era.
>We could use more of it.
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 31 May 2007 19:46 GMT
> To the good people here, I'm sorry I had to be the cause of this. I
> admit my responsibility. To whom I owe cards, they will be sent. But
> I can't deal with any more of this. This is no longer a refuge for
> me. Thanks a lot, Chris.

Baha,

I hope that, once you're not as upset as you are now, you will reconsider
leaving this newsgroup. I would hate to lose you!

If Chris has made this place feel like it's no longer a refuge, why not
just killfile his posts? You're not required to read them - much less to
respond to them. Most of us here have killfiled him already, and the only
way I get to see his posts is when you follow up to them. If you ignore
him too, then pretty much nobody will see it.

Joyce
Kreisleriana - 31 May 2007 21:48 GMT
> > To the good people here, I'm sorry I had to be the cause of this. I
> > admit my responsibility. To whom I owe cards, they will be sent. But
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
>Joyce

What she said!  Really, sweetie, just KF the fool.  Don't deprive
yourself of what company and diversion  we offer you here-- and
certainly don't deprive us of the fun of knowing you-- over just this.

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Debbie Wilson - 31 May 2007 22:02 GMT
> What she said!  Really, sweetie, just KF the fool.  Don't deprive
> yourself of what company and diversion  we offer you here-- and
> certainly don't deprive us of the fun of knowing you-- over just this.

Just want to second this - I always enjoy your stories and would hate to
think you are driven away by this. Killfile him and stay with all of us!

(((((Baha)))))

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Baha - 31 May 2007 22:18 GMT
Delurking; don't know how to killfile.

Baha
bahadur at localnet dot com

> > To the good people here, I'm sorry I had to be the cause of this. I
> > admit my responsibility. To whom I owe cards, they will be sent. But
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>
>Joyce
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 31 May 2007 22:26 GMT
> Delurking; don't know how to killfile.

What newsreader do you use?

Joyce
Ketzl's Dad - 31 May 2007 23:17 GMT
> Delurking; don't know how to killfile.
>
> Baha
> bahadur at localnet dot com

You don't have to know how to killfile through your newsreader. You only have
to realize you can divest yourself of negative bigoted psychopaths.

You see a post from that idiot; you don't read it.

When you do read it, react (as he's baiting you to do) you force the rest of
us to sift through his drek. Why is that? Because we *want* to read *your*
posts.

Be well. Non illegitimus carborundum.

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jofirey - 01 Jun 2007 03:57 GMT
> Delurking; don't know how to killfile.
>
> Baha

I love reading your posts.  I'd hate to see you leave over a pathetic jerk.
But he has been targeting you for several years now.  If we can figure out
how to keep you here, I hope you will stay.  If you have to take a break for
your own sanity I understand that too.

I really don't get it.  He doesn't even seem to have a concept of just how
sick and twisted he is.  Most trolls know what they are and delight in it.
And are easier to ignore or get rid of.

Jo
Christina Websell - 04 Jun 2007 20:08 GMT
> Delurking; don't know how to killfile.
>
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>>way I get to see his posts is when you follow up to them. If you ignore
>>him too, then pretty much nobody will see it.

Well, I didn't help either.  I have killfiled him twice, but now and again I
like to have an amnesty, especially at New Year.  New year, new start and
all that.
He's gone back in again.
I don't killfile lightly.  I have no problem with whoever might disagree
with my views and having a robust discussion about it.  We might end up
agreeing to disagree.
What I don't like is that Chris uses the name of his religion in his user
name and posts views that I know are not typical of this church.  I am sure
this is what Baha has a problem with, too.
This newsgroup is not the place to discuss the "deserving or undeserving
poor."
It is totally against what I believe in, anyway.  Some people have no chance
to escape the poverty trap.
I took exception to my mental health being called into question, another
person who I disagreed with recently also said this.
Am I mad then, to disagree with an extreme right winger, or someone who
refuses to get his male cat neutered and lets it out?

Tweed
Baha - 04 Jun 2007 20:23 GMT
I never meant to contribute to this increasingly volatile topic in the manner
I did; I agree this is not the place to discuss deserving or undeserving, nor
politics in general. I really try to stay away from this sort of thing. The
weekend before last I had to represent prisoners of war in general, and the
Hitler victims in particular, at a Memorial Day service in a friend's church,
and I'm afraid this is one of those times of year I end up making for myself
a virtual soapbox from which to make speeches and enemies. I hope I am still
welcome.

Blessed be,
BaHA

>> Delurking; don't know how to killfile.
>>
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>
>Tweed
jofirey - 04 Jun 2007 21:22 GMT
>I never meant to contribute to this increasingly volatile topic in the
>manner
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> Blessed be,
> BaHA

You are always welcome.  Even bring along the soap box once in a while.

It isn't your responsibility to have to deal with a stalker alone.

Although I'm beginning to think its time for some of us to deal with him
through his ISP and possibly through his bishop.

Jo
Baha - 04 Jun 2007 21:55 GMT
The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals speaking
for my cause. How to work with an ISP though, I've no clue.

Do you rally think this is a species of stalking?

Blessed be,
Baha
creeped out

>>I never meant to contribute to this increasingly volatile topic in the
>>manner
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>
>Jo
jofirey - 04 Jun 2007 22:16 GMT
> The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
> speaking
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Baha
> creeped out

Very much so.  It is almost invariably your posts he goes after.  He often
refers to you when he posts, etc.

While I would doubt that he is dangerous, I'm certain that he is trying to
specifically make you uncomfortable here.

To me at least he appears to prey on what he perceives to be your
vulnerability.

Jo
Baha - 05 Jun 2007 00:47 GMT
>> The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
>> speaking
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>While I would doubt that he is dangerous, I'm certain that he is trying to
>specifically make you uncomfortable here.

And the problem is, I don't know why. As hard as this is to believe, Louie
thinks he has a deep-seated, um, interest in me, and that if I could be
persuaded to return to the LDS I would leave Louie and marry Chris so his
duty to the church could be done. This, I think, is carrying things far; my
husband has a bit of an insecure side and before I came along never thought
he'd marry in this lifetime. Fortunately he's not of a jealous nature! But I
digress. I know that some of the posts seem targeted; one on this thread made
reference to a leaking roof (in this case over a back patio and it has since
been fixed) and the large number of books I own, including a large collection
of world scriptures. It does give jme the creeps.

Blessed be,
Baha

>To me at least he appears to prey on what he perceives to be your
>vulnerability.
>
>Jo
jofirey - 05 Jun 2007 01:20 GMT
>>> The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
>>> speaking
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> Blessed be,
> Baha

I think Louie is very perceptive.  As for the why, who every really knows
why someone else does anything.

But I don't think you are far off in that Chris somehow see's himself as
your "savior".  Which is typical stalking think.  That he uses his church to
validate his delusions isn't all that unusual.  Gives me the creeps too.

In any case, it isn't your fault in any way.  You strike me as a kind,
generous, sensitive person.  That isn't wrong or a bad thing to be.

Jo
Stormin Mormon - 05 Jun 2007 19:54 GMT
Jo strikes me as someone who has read some popular psychology
books, but hasn't learned how to communicate with people in a
real way. She lives in a world of her own creation, afraid to
actually ask people what's going on.

(How'd I do?)

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: >>> The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
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: Jo
Baha - 06 Jun 2007 14:44 GMT
Why are you still coming in here?

>Jo strikes me as someone who has read some popular psychology
>books, but hasn't learned how to communicate with people in a
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>:
>: Jo
Stormin Mormon - 06 Jun 2007 22:56 GMT
Couple of reasons. First, I enjoy friendships with a couple of
cats. And, it's always nice to hear cat stories. Second, to
defend myself. I've never been impressed with people who discuss
me behind my back, and try to manipulate others to hurt me. I'm
trying to stay aware of where the likely trouble is coming from.

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: Why are you still coming in here?
Adrian A - 07 Jun 2007 10:05 GMT
> Why are you still coming in here?

Ignore him! And please stop quoting the creep.
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Baha - 07 Jun 2007 15:49 GMT
Mea maxima culpa. I'm leaning to cut like a good keyboarduist!

>Ignore him! And please stop quoting the creep.
Baha - 06 Jun 2007 19:48 GMT
This from a person who listens to Laura Schlesinger?

>Jo strikes me as someone who has read some popular psychology
>books, but hasn't learned how to communicate with people in a
>real way.
Stormin Mormon - 06 Jun 2007 23:09 GMT
That's correct.

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 Jun 2007 02:20 GMT
> And the problem is, I don't know why. As hard as this is to believe, Louie
> thinks he has a deep-seated, um, interest in me, and that if I could be
> persuaded to return to the LDS I would leave Louie and marry Chris so his
> duty to the church could be done.

That would be very sad and pathetic, if true. Remember how kids say, "If a
boy puts gum in your hair, that means he likes you"? Usually applies to 9
year olds, though.

Before I took the time to learn how to killfile people in my newsreader,
I used sorting as a way to make it easier to delete the posts of certain
individuals.

First, I'd sort the posts according to the poster. That way, I'd have
all the posts from the same person together. And then I could just delete,
delete, delete, all the posts from whomever I didn't want to read,
without even opening them. Once finished with that, I'd sort them again,
in subject-line order, which is how I prefer to read Usenet.

The sort-delete-sort method is a bit of a pain, and it's a lot easier
to killfile. But if you don't know how to do that, it is an option. Your
newsreader must allow you to sort the posts into different orders (by
subject, date, poster, etc).

Joyce
Stormin Mormon - 05 Jun 2007 19:53 GMT
Since you appear to be making guesses without bothering to ask
the person in question, you'll probably never know for sure. I'm
sure if you wonder for a while longer, you could probably find a
few more people to feed your preconceptions. That could really
make  a fire storm. Then you could really be intensely involved.

Just keep guessing, why don't you? Asking sounds a lot too simple
and direct.

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: >> The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
: >> speaking
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: >
: >Jo
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 05 Jun 2007 07:34 GMT
>>The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
>>speaking
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> To me at least he appears to prey on what he perceives to be your
> vulnerability.

Might it have something to do with the fact she from time to
time mentions her Sikh religion?  He seems to be a racist
and a bigot - maybe he disapproves of non-Christians, too.
I never could understand that sort of attitude - religion is
such an intensely personal thing, and most religions have
similar ethical teachings (although their members don't
always follow them).  We all choose whatever path to God we
find most acceptable - no one religion is "better" than
another, and I'm sure the Supreme Deity doesn't care which
"brand" we choose, only that we try to follow its precepts.
Joy - 05 Jun 2007 08:47 GMT
>>>The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
>>>speaking
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> Supreme Deity doesn't care which "brand" we choose, only that we try to
> follow its precepts.

I haven't been following this thread, but I heartily agree with you.

Joy
Baha - 05 Jun 2007 16:10 GMT
It is true I do mention my faith and I apologize if I may have come across as
heavy-handed with it. I don't believe in proselytising or "witnessing." It's
against a personal belief I have that faith is unique to the believer and
highly personal. For instance, I share with Wiccans the belief in Goddess
whereas another Sikh might have a different outlook. My position is very
Unitarian. It's not for me to judge. To go about selling your image of the
divine or what is perceived to be "the one truth" or the only way to worship,
seems like you're peddling faith like a used-car guy or insurance agent. It
rather cheapens something bigger than myself; and I hate being sold to. Show
me, don't feed me words and expect me to believe blindly.

Blessed be,
Baha

>>>The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals
>>>speaking
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>another, and I'm sure the Supreme Deity doesn't care which
>"brand" we choose, only that we try to follow its precepts.
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 Jun 2007 19:12 GMT
> It is true I do mention my faith and I apologize if I may have come
> across as heavy-handed with it.

You have never come across as heavy-handed about your religious faith.
There's nothing wrong with sometimes mentioning something that is an
important part of your life. That's not at all the same thing as
proselytizing.

Joyce
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 05 Jun 2007 19:46 GMT
>  > It is true I do mention my faith and I apologize if I may have come
>  > across as heavy-handed with it.
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> important part of your life. That's not at all the same thing as
> proselytizing.

Sometimes it would be nice to learn MORE about different
religious beliefs.  Since a certain number of "religion"
credits were a graduation requirement at my
Prsebyterian-affiliated college (and I've always been
next-door to an agnostic) I sought out the more interesting,
less "Christian-fundamentalist" offerings.  However, the
"Comparative Religions" course only offered discussion of
the "major" ones - Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Christianity,
Budhism - none of the less well-known faiths.

My next-door neighbors in North Hollywood were Sikh, but I
only knew them to say "hello" when we encountered each other
in the hallway.  (I'm not even sure whether they are a
branch of Hinduism or of Islam, or are something totally
unrelated to either.)  I know we have some Wiccans here, too
- another faith I know nothing about (aside from the false
accusation that they practice "witchcraft" - in its most
negative connotations).
Stormin Mormon - 05 Jun 2007 19:51 GMT
You know, Jo. I really don't think you are correct. However, you
could ask him if you want. Your very psychological guess are just
that -- guesses.

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: Jo
Stormin Mormon - 05 Jun 2007 19:48 GMT
Have you tried communicating directly with the individual in
question, or are you just going behind peoples back with a big
knife? You never know, some people are actually fairly easy to
talk with.

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: The matter has been referred to his Stake President by individuals speaking
: for my cause. How to work with an ISP though, I've no clue.
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: >Jo
Baha - 06 Jun 2007 14:49 GMT
If this refers to what I am thinking, there is a relative-by-marriage who
came to the catKB site (at my suggestion) looking for answers about her own
cat's behavior. She was investigating the church and cancelled the missionary
lessons after reading certain posts, and I knew nothing of going to any
bishoop or Stake leader until after the fact..

>Have you tried communicating directly with the individual in
>question, or are you just going behind peoples back with a big
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>: >
>: >Jo
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 06 Jun 2007 19:11 GMT
> If this refers to what I am thinking, there is a relative-by-marriage who
> came to the catKB site (at my suggestion) looking for answers about her own
> cat's behavior. She was investigating the church and cancelled the missionary
> lessons after reading certain posts, and I knew nothing of going to any
> bishoop or Stake leader until after the fact..

Baha, I don't blame you for being angry at S.M., and if you really feel
you must respond to his attacks, that's your prerogative, of course. But
I'd really appreciate it if you didn't quote his garbage in your post -
and I'll bet most of us here would appreciate that, too. We all killfile
him for a reason.

Thank you,
Joyce
Baha - 06 Jun 2007 19:47 GMT
I do apologize. I think there is something in the CatKB thing that if it's so-
and-so long, it (the post I respond to) ends up getting clipped on this site
but most probably appears if you go through a newsreader or something. I
don't want the dreck rehashed any more than you or anyone; sorry to have to
put a person through it more.

Blessed be,
Baha

>Baha, I don't blame you for being angry at S.M., and if you really feel
>you must respond to his attacks, that's your prerogative, of course. But
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Thank you,
>Joyce
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 06 Jun 2007 20:18 GMT
> I do apologize. I think there is something in the CatKB thing that if it's so-
> and-so long, it (the post I respond to) ends up getting clipped on this site
> but most probably appears if you go through a newsreader or something. I
> don't want the dreck rehashed any more than you or anyone; sorry to have to
> put a person through it more.

Don't you have the capability to cut and paste in your post? (With the
emphasis on "cut"? :))

When I follow-up to a post, it brings the entire initial post into my
editor. I can then snip out whatever I want, just using editing keys.
If yours is more GUI oriented, you'd probably be using the mouse to
highlight the text to eliminate, and then hit "delete".

Joyce
Stormin Mormon - 06 Jun 2007 22:59 GMT
I can't remember hearing about any person who cancelled
missionary appointments. If there really is such a person, then
that person had the wrong reasons for investigating the church.

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Baha - 07 Jun 2007 00:36 GMT
This is a local matter; however, your posts were noted. Do not presume to
judge my inlaws' interest in the church and what may be their motivation, now
fizzled out. I don't think you realize what a weight your username carries;
first impressions do mea something.

To others who have commented, did I cut and paste well?

Blessed be,
Baha

>I can't remember hearing about any person who cancelled
>missionary appointments. If there really is such a person, then
>that person had the wrong reasons for investigating the church.
Ketzl's Dad - 07 Jun 2007 00:47 GMT
> This is a local matter; however, your posts were noted. Do not presume to
> judge my inlaws' interest in the church and what may be their motivation, now
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>> missionary appointments. If there really is such a person, then
>> that person had the wrong reasons for investigating the church.

Perfect.

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Stormin Mormon - 05 Jun 2007 19:47 GMT
Ah, now there's a way to handle things. Never, ever, speak to the
person who is offending you. Go to an authority figure, and
complain. Request the authority figure to censure the person who
is offending you.

Oh, Jo, who's your authority figure, so I may contact him (or
her)?

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: Jo
Marina - 05 Jun 2007 03:03 GMT
> I never meant to contribute to this increasingly volatile topic in the manner
> I did; I agree this is not the place to discuss deserving or undeserving, nor
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> a virtual soapbox from which to make speeches and enemies. I hope I am still
> welcome.

Of course you are welcome, Liz. I think we all enjoy your posts. Give
the kitties a few scritches from me, and a big hug for yourself.

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Lesley - 05 Jun 2007 09:24 GMT
>Am I mad then, to disagree with an extreme right winger, or someone who
>refuses to get his male cat neutered and lets it out?

If you are then so am I

Lesley

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Jack Campin - bogus address - 05 Jun 2007 20:55 GMT
>> If Chris has made this place feel like it's no longer a refuge,
>> why not just killfile his posts?
> Delurking; don't know how to killfile.

I don't think you can killfile anything while accessing the group
via CatKB - it's one of those forums that takes a Usenet group and
presents it as if it was a service of their own, and while it looks
quite neat and simple it doesn't give you the options that a real
Usenet reader would have.

What you need is (a) a news service independent of CatKB and (b) some
software to use it.  For the first, a lot of people are very happy
with news.individual.net (10 euros a year for all groups); other
people use giganews.net, which I don't know much about.  For the
software, try MT-NewsWatcher (what I use) on the Mac or Forte Agent
(or Free Agent) on the PC.  You will end up being able to do a lot
more with Usenet than you can now.

I haven't yet killfiled the idiot who's hassling you (it's easy enough
just not to read his soapboxing) but I might well do it soon.

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