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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / May 2007[BW] I am so embarrassed
I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off milk ring. I sat down, spread a napkin to put the donuts on, pulled the milk ring and without so much as a thought, tossed the milk ring across the room. The lady at the table near where the milk ring landed looked positively scandalized. I blushed and went to pick up the milk ring, apologizing to the scandalized woman, who gave me a disapproving glare. The older woman at the next table over, however, leaned over, patted my arm and said, "Some of us understand, dear. We have cats at home, too." I was still embarrassed, but we (excluding the glarer) had a good laugh. Hugs and Purrs  SignatureProof of Sanity Forged Upon Request > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > -- > Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request ============================== Here's another one for the you know you're a Catslave when..................list ;o) Suz&Spicey > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs That's funny! Hugs and purrs to you for a good day! Kathy > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs ROTFLMAO! SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh > The older woman at the next table over, however, leaned over, patted my > arm and said, "Some of us understand, dear. We have cats at home, too." LOL! Yeah, we do the same thing here. :) SignatureVictor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > -- > Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request LOL!! The Glarer must have been either a dog person or one of those frightfully tidy housekeepers. =o) Melissa > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > I was still embarrassed, but we (excluding the glarer) had a good laugh. The scandalized lady would have been scandalized by something else soon enough. Its in their nature. And you gave the other woman a good laugh and a story to share. Worth a bit of embarrassment. Jo > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs LOL! I don't know if this is true, but it's funny, and it definitely *could* have happened. To many of us. Joy [tossing the milk ring in public] >LOL! I don't know if this is true, but it's funny, and it definitely >*could* have happened. To many of us. Oh it was true. I wish I'd gotten a picture of the scandalized lady. A sourer face I have seldom seen - one of those people who are offended by anything less than prim and proper... Besides, when have any of my stories been *anything* but the full and unvarnished truth (making bad "honest Boy Scout" gesture with a sober - okay, nearly sober expression)? Why, the merest inferrence makes me grin, er blush, er or something. But this one was completely true. Um, like all the others. Hugs and Purrs, Mark SignatureProof of Sanity Forged Upon Request >> LOL! I don't know if this is true, but it's funny, and it definitely >> *could* have happened. To many of us. > Oh it was true... > Besides, when have any of my stories been *anything* but the full and > unvarnished truth (making bad "honest Boy Scout" gesture with a sober - > okay, nearly sober expression)? Why, the merest inferrence makes me grin, > er blush, er or something. > But this one was completely true. Um, like all the others. The Heir Apparent to the prestigious position of Newsgroup Bard, last occupied by David Yehudah. It's very important that all stories be 100% solemn, undisputed Truth, as we all know David's stories were. Joyce > > No cluons were harmed when Joy wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Joyce I for one believe that everything Mark Edwards writes is the full unvarnished truth, just as David did, ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk >The Heir Apparent to the prestigious position of Newsgroup Bard, last >occupied by David Yehudah. Ah, but isn't he one of the originals of the "Three Daves and a Mark" quartet?? Jeanne jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net wrote: >>The Heir Apparent to the prestigious position of >> Newsgroup Bard, last occupied by David Yehudah. > Ah, but isn't he one of the originals of the "Three Daves >and a Mark" quartet?? Yep. I'm the.. uh... the... Mark. Yeah, that's it. 'The Original Mark'. Sounds a bit like 'The Original Sin'. Hmmm. Also, the 'G' stands for 'Walter'. Hugs and Purrs, Mark SignatureProof of Sanity Forged Upon Request Thanks for the smile Mark > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs > The older woman at the next table over, however, leaned over, patted my > arm and said, "Some of us understand, dear. We have cats at home, too." The question is, was it your tossing of the milk ring, or the fact that your clothes are probably covered with cat hair that tipped her off? :) > I was still embarrassed, but we (excluding the glarer) had a good laugh. I think the glarer might need to get a life? Joyce I loved your story. I usually save a little from my meal for the cats and have to remember not to do this when I eat out or I'm at someone home. Ann Signatureread Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos > > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs > The older woman at the next table over, however, leaned over, patted my > arm and said, "Some of us understand, dear. We have cats at home, too." > > I was still embarrassed, but we (excluding the glarer) had a good laugh. bwahahahahaha! How true. Lily & her mama SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time. > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off > milk ring. > > I sat down, spread a napkin to put the donuts on, pulled the milk ring and > without so much as a thought, tossed the milk ring across the room. LMHO!!! That's the reflex in this house, too. Captain and Stanley love those things! Then again, the Stripe Committee loves anything they can bap all over the house. :o) > The lady at the table near where the milk ring landed looked positively > scandalized. I blushed and went to pick up the milk ring, apologizing to [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > I was still embarrassed, but we (excluding the glarer) had a good laugh. Poor glarer, probably wouldn't know what fun was if she tripped over it. Pay her no mind. And remember to take that milk ring home for the kitties! :o) Donna, Captain, and Stanley > > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > Donna, Captain, and Stanley The law of the cat jungle--"If it's amusing or potentially amusing, it's mine." Melissa > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > I was still embarrassed, but we (excluding the glarer) had a good laugh. Glad to see your training has succeeded! ROFL! (And Bast bless that other catslave too) Yowie > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs lol! That is too funny. The lady without a sense of humor probably doesn't have any pets, so ptttfffthhhtt to her. And a pat to the nice lady with cats. Ginger-lyn > I am typing this from Krispy Kreme, where I ordered a couple of donuts and > a pint bottle of milk. One of those little plastic bottles with a pull-off [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Hugs and Purrs Thanks for the laugh, Mark! Best wishes, Polonca and Soncek |
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