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Kreisleriana - 28 Apr 2007 22:05 GMT
DIS IS HOW IT STARTED.  I WAS DOWNSTARES AND ALLUVA SUDDEN MOMMY AND
GRANMA WER MAKIN LOTSA NOYZ!!  THEY WAS SCREEMIN!  I DIDDN NO WAT WUZ
HAPPNIN SO I RAN UPSTARES AS FAST AS I CAN-  REEELLY FAST!    AND
MOMMY AND GRANMA WERE YELLIN AND SCREEMIN AND HITTIN THERS HANS
TOGETHER!!! THE BIG DOOD WAS SITTIN ON MOMMYS LAP NOT DOOIN NUFFIN!!  

SO I TAWT I BETTER STAY TO PROTECT EM.  NUFFIN WAS HURTIN DEM BUT DEY
KEP JUMPIN UP AND SCREEMIN AND CLAPPIN.

DEY WER LOOKIN AT THE TV, AND SO I LOOKT AT IT TOO.  I SAW LIDDL
PEEPLES RUNNIN AROUN!!!  I TRIED TO CATCH EM< BUT THEY WAS IN THE TV.
DEY HAD LIDDL THINGS THAT WENT FLYIN AOUND!  I CAN CHASE AND CATCH
STUFF LIKE DAT TOO AND IT MAD ME WANNA DO IT TOO!

What Dante described above is pretty much identical to what each of my
cats discovered some time or other after arriving. ;)  All of my cats
have been baseball fans to some degree.  Stinky has settled down to
watching the game from my lap.  But after catching a Mets blowout of
the Philadelphia Phillies a week or two ago, Dante has been inspired
to reproduce the action on the TV on the floor in front of it. ;)

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War
Sherry - 28 Apr 2007 22:34 GMT
> DIS IS HOW IT STARTED. I WAS DOWNSTARES AND ALLUVA SUDDEN MOMMY AND
> GRANMA WER MAKIN LOTSA NOYZ!! THEY WAS SCREEMIN! I DIDDN NO WAT WUZ
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> Theresa
> Stinky Pictures:http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Excellent, Dante! Pay close attention so you can explain the infield
fly rule to me
sometime.

Sherry
Will in New Haven - 30 Apr 2007 14:53 GMT
> > DIS IS HOW IT STARTED. ?I WAS DOWNSTARES AND ALLUVA SUDDEN MOMMY AND
> > GRANMA WER MAKIN LOTSA NOYZ!! ?THEY WAS SCREEMIN! ?I DIDDN NO WAT WUZ
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> fly rule to me
> sometime.

I umpired baseball (and softball) for many years and I have 'splained
the infield fly rule to our bunch (explanation follows below my
signature) but I live in dread that Winnie will ask me about the balk.
I never called a balk in over thirty years of umpiring from kids'
leagues below the official Little League up to highschool and adult
recreation leagues.

Right now, the whole household is in shock as our beloved Yankees are
falling like a paralyzed falcon. Bear, being a d*g, remains
optimistic.

Will in New Haven

--

If there is a runner on first with fewer than two outs and a fly ball
is hit within the infield so that, _in the umpire's judgement_, it
will be caught for an out, the umpire will signal that he or she is
invoking the infield fly rule. That means that the batter is out,
whether the ball is caught or not, and no runner can be forced out for
failure to reach the next base. Runners who try to advance do so at
their own risk.

The purpose here is to prevent the infielder from deliberately letting
the ball hit the ground and getting the forceout at Second (which is
easy because the runner is staying over by First expecting the ball to
be caught) and a possible Double Play.

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Sherry - 30 Apr 2007 15:41 GMT
On Apr 30, 8:53 am, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> > > DIS IS HOW IT STARTED. ?I WAS DOWNSTARES AND ALLUVA SUDDEN MOMMY AND
> > > GRANMA WER MAKIN LOTSA NOYZ!! ?THEY WAS SCREEMIN! ?I DIDDN NO WAT WUZ
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> easy because the runner is staying over by First expecting the ball to
> be caught) and a possible Double Play.

Ohhhhhh.........okay. I never did get the *purpose*.
I'm with Bear. The Yankees are my all-time favorite. Except for when
Rhyne
Sandburg played for the Cubs, then I switched. Strictly for the eye-
candy
factor of course.

Sherry
Kreisleriana - 30 Apr 2007 22:50 GMT
>> > DIS IS HOW IT STARTED. ?I WAS DOWNSTARES AND ALLUVA SUDDEN MOMMY AND
>> > GRANMA WER MAKIN LOTSA NOYZ!! ?THEY WAS SCREEMIN! ?I DIDDN NO WAT WUZ
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>leagues below the official Little League up to highschool and adult
>recreation leagues.

If they called balks in those leagues, they''d never play any ball. ;)

>Right now, the whole household is in shock as our beloved Yankees are
>falling like a paralyzed falcon. Bear, being a d*g, remains
>optimistic.
>
>Will in New Haven

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War

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