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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / April 2007Ize too
<shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? <twirling paw beside ear> Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him.  SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Captain and Stanley here. Hoppy Purrday to mew! You'll like being two. We had a great time with it! We just turned 3 on April 8. So we just celebrated another year of making the world a stripier place. :3 :3 Purrs to you! Captain and Stanley > Captain and Stanley here. Hoppy Purrday to mew! > > You'll like being two. We had a great time with it! We just turned 3 on > April 8. So we just celebrated another year of making the world a stripier > place. :3 :3 Hoppy Purrday to you two! I like that - making the world a stripier place (so there, Miranda!) Mir: I have stripes. Ever look at my tail? Cal: Ha Ha! Call those stripes? They're nothing compared to my overall lovely stripiness. And spottiness. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> Captain and Stanley here. Hoppy Purrday to mew! >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Cal: Ha Ha! Call those stripes? They're nothing compared to my overall > lovely stripiness. And spottiness. I hate to tell you this, Mir, but Cal's right. ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk > I hate to tell you this, Mir, but Cal's right. ;-) Little bluish grey cat flexes claws and glares at Unka Adrian. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> I hate to tell you this, Mir, but Cal's right. ;-) > > Little bluish grey cat flexes claws and glares at Unka Adrian. HELP! SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk >>> I hate to tell you this, Mir, but Cal's right. ;-) >> Little bluish grey cat flexes claws and glares at Unka Adrian. > > HELP! You BETTER be afraid, you... you... hoomin. Miranda with the stripey tail SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki concaatulations to you guys as well, Stormmee the grey strippiness > Captain and Stanley here. Hoppy Purrday to mew! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Captain and Stanley > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > > Caliban: I'ZE TOO! CONCATULATIONS!! I'ZE ALSO TOO! MY PURR DAY WAS ON MARCH 28. THE FAT WENCH WAS TOO BUSY AND LAZY TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ALL. SHE IS A BAD MEOWMIE. LOVE, Qui Gun Kit >> <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > WENCH WAS TOO BUSY AND LAZY TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ALL. SHE IS A BAD > MEOWMIE. Hey, QGK, hoppy purrday to you, too! You gotta keep your secretary in line! Luv, Caliban SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the > blame on him Many happy returns of the day, Caliban. From TuTu > Many happy returns of the day, Caliban. From TuTu Thank you, TuTu. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the > blame on him. (All: Maggie May, WooToo, Sunrise, Winnie, Missy, Bear (d*) and Buddy Macaw) Happy purrday to you Happy purrday to you Happy Purday wittle Caliban Happy Purrday (Sunrise) ka-CHOO Will and the gang in New Haven -- Decaf? Decaf is for children!" - Jim Thompson > -- > Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. > Stories and pics athttp://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ > Pics athttp://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/http://community.webshots.com/use r/frankiennikki >> <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> >> [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > Happy Purday wittle Caliban > Happy Purrday (Sunrise) ka-CHOO <Caliban flops down on floor and rolls over to show big spotty tummy> SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > >> <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > > <Caliban flops down on floor and rolls over to show big spotty tummy> Sunrise: look, a spotty tummy. <Everybody admires spotty tummy> Winnie: Hey, I'm pretty too. <Missy and Sunrise admire their boyfriend Winnie> Maggy May: You were always my prettiest kitten <Missy GLARES at her mom> <curtain> Will in New Haven -- "Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work." Stolen from Peter Wright on alt.fan.grrm > -- > Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. > Stories and pics athttp://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ > Pics athttp://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/http://community.webshots.com/use r/frankiennikki > Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Hoppy Purrday Caliban, Treaspurrer HK Chapter of 05! Eat all Miaowmy's treats but sticky paws off the Chapter's emergency ration stocks or I'll send Treaspurrer Lily (who's nearly 2 too) to deal with you: she's a ladycat like Miranda so you won't want to mess with her. BTW I'ze 2 too in two weeks & a bit - great Spring '05, wannit? :) Fraternal Purrs Claudius, Purresident, HK Chapter '05 (Plus Gordon the hoomin who's delighted that Aries Panthercat's purrday is being shared & so remembered, and Snowball the Grumpy Cloud, Bandit the friendly old dood and Raki the smelly & stoopid but companionable big blunt-clawed d-thingy). >> Caliban: I'ZE TOO! > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > the friendly old dood and Raki the smelly & stoopid but companionable > big blunt-clawed d-thingy). Yup, that was a good, good spring. I swear, I never ever touched the emergency rations (Mir: Ha!) <shut up Mir>, though Meowmie doesn't give me nearly enough to eat. Hoppy Purrday to you, too, in advance. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. * * * * * * * * * * Happy Purrday Caliban! Elisabet > Happy Purrday Caliban! > Elisabet Thank you, Anti Elisabet. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Happy Purr Day, Caliban! I turned two on March 2. Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica, Age 2 Junior Tabby In Residence > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it > was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. > Happy Purr Day, Caliban! I turned two on March 2. > > Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica, Age 2 > Junior Tabby In Residence Thank you, Sheriff Rosco. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Happy too birthday, Caliban. You are a precious hoolikitty. May you have many, many more. Lily (USA) secrepurry Hoolikitties '05 SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time. > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it > was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. > Happy too birthday, Caliban. You are a precious > hoolikitty. May you have many, many more. > > Lily (USA) secrepurry Hoolikitties '05 <blush> Thank you, secrepurry Lily. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki ><shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] >doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the >blame on him. Aww, sweet confoozled Cali boy. ;) Happy happy purrday skritches to you. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War > Aww, sweet confoozled Cali boy. ;) Happy happy purrday skritches to > you. Aaaahhh! <turns head upside down> Me love scritches. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > Stories and pics athttp://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ > Pics athttp://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/http://community.webshots.com/use r/frankiennikki Happy Purrday to Yoo, Caliban! We think yoo're very hansum! Yoo're definitely making the wurld a stripier place to be! An' that's GOOD! Nina and Francesca > Happy Purrday to Yoo, Caliban! We think yoo're very hansum! > Yoo're definitely making the wurld a stripier place to be! An' that's > GOOD! > > Nina and Francesca <blush> Thank you, ladies! Caliban SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> I'm being copied! Fame at last! > Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. Purrday greetings from two of the Hoolikitten Chapter 03 > Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on > the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop > that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? > What did I do?' I do that all the time especially at the moment, for some reason Dunzi has got back in touch with her inner Hoolikitten and I am just not used to telling her off., So recently there have been a number of cries of "SARSI! You can stop that right now.,...Whoops! Sorry Sarsi. DUNZI you can stop that right now!" The other day she was so much under Dave's chair that the only solution was to put her in the bathroom and shut the door for half an hour and I said to Dave, "It doesn't feel natural to have Sarsi sitting here and Dunzi in the bathroom,.....I think it's always been the other way round before" Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs >> Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. > > Purrday greetings from two of the Hoolikitten Chapter 03 Thank you. Can you be a hoolikitten when you're so old? I mean... uh... <blush> so mature... uh... so adult? Purrs, Caliban SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >Thank you. Can you be a hoolikitten when you're so old? I mean... uh... ><blush> so mature... uh... so adult? Come here and say that! We're not old! Redunzel and Sarrasine aka The Fabulous Furballs >> Thank you. Can you be a hoolikitten when you're so old? I mean... >> uh... <blush> so mature... uh... so adult? > > Come here and say that! We're not old! > > Redunzel and Sarrasine aka The Fabulous Furballs You're all bitties! Snoopy (age 17) >> Thank you. Can you be a hoolikitten when you're so old? I mean... uh... >> <blush> so mature... uh... so adult? > > Come here and say that! We're not old! > > Redunzel and Sarrasine aka The Fabulous Furballs Caliban is hiding under the bed with poofed tail. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > > Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Concatulations Caliban! You're always a kitten to me :-) Susan M Otis and Chester > Concatulations Caliban! You're always a kitten to me :-) Thank you, Anti Susan! Purrs, Caliban SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's >Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but >in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is >roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get >an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. That used to be Nikki's birthday food too! Caliban will always be your baby, I'm sure. Youze hava gud birfday! Emma (sending a BUUG) Jona (sending a knead) Cherry (sending a purrrr) Romeo (singing beautifully) (Chibi- who would send you someting if she wuz here) > Youze hava gud birfday! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Romeo (singing beautifully) > (Chibi- who would send you someting if she wuz here) Thank you, all the Japanese kitties. I'm sorry to hear Chibi still hasn't come home. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> Youze hava gud birfday! >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Thank you, all the Japanese kitties. I'm sorry to hear Chibi still > hasn't come home. Please come home, Chibi! Purrs, Polonca and Soncek > That used to be Nikki's birthday food too! Caliban will always be > your baby, I'm sure. Turkey goes down well with everyone. :) Miranda loves it, too (it's not cat food, after all). SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Happy purrday. Ann Signatureread Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos >>Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's >>Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > That used to be Nikki's birthday food too! Caliban will always be > your baby, I'm sure. >Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's >Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but >in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is >roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get >an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. Happy Purrday Caliban! Five sends stripey tabby purrs from Mew York! Signatureannoyed@net.spammers Craig, Kathi & "Cat Five" the tabby girl > Happy Purrday Caliban! Five sends stripey tabby purrs from Mew York! Thank you, Miss Five! SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki concatulations, Stormmee, who always gets the blame and is never *well almost* never in fault > <shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts> > [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ > http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki <snipped> > He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. > Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the > blame on him. Way to go, Caliban. Many happy returns of the day. Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe |
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