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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / April 2007I HATE CATS
I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE, IF I SEE THEM I RUN THEM OVER AND TAKE THEM TO A CHINESE RESTRAUNT AND SELL THEM FOR CHEAP,BTW I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF NAPPY HEADED HOES AND SLUTS School vacation again! ---MIKE--- >>In the White Mountains of New Hampshire >> (44° 15' N - Elevation 1580') > School vacation again! Yep, the loons come out at spring break, that's for sure. >> School vacation again! >> > Yep, the loons come out at spring break, that's for sure. Nope a IMUS want a be Somebody call Al sharpton or Jessie Jackson > > School vacation again! > > Yep, the loons come out at spring break, that's for sure. And do you think they were "tortured" in class and this is their way of revenge? === The Sentimental Numerologist http://martindulcimer.blogspot.com/ Life: From the Point of View of Two Himalayan Cats >> School vacation again! >> > Yep, the loons come out at spring break, that's for sure. And that's just the teachers. ;-) > > School vacation again! > > Yep, the loons come out at spring break, that's for sure. Time for another round of recipes. Anybody got a good one? Melsisa >> > School vacation again! >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Melsisa I don't know. As far as trolls go this one just doesn't seem worthy. I call for the immediate firing of this man. >I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE, IF I SEE THEM I RUN THEM OVER AND TAKE THEM >TO A CHINESE RESTRAUNT AND SELL THEM FOR CHEAP,BTW I THINK YOU ARE ALL >A BUNCH OF NAPPY HEADED HOES AND SLUTS HOES AND SLUTS The plural of "ho" is "ho's".  SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh > HOES AND SLUTS > > The plural of "ho" is "ho's". Not at all. That's the possessive. For example: The ho's price was too high, so I shot the troll. The plural would be hos, as in "I saw all the hos down on Chapel street, so I shot the troll. Will in New Haven -- > -- > Joey DoWop Dee > Remember: It is To Laugh >> HOES AND SLUTS >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >> Joey DoWop Dee >> Remember: It is To Laugh Yeah, you know, I think I stand (sit, actually; recline, more like it) corrected, and I was about to go with "hos", as I generally eschew apostrophes other than to indicate possessives or missing letters. I erred in not following that rule. It was just that "hos" looked weird to me. I apologize, to you, and to hos everywhere, including Chapel St. (But not 42nd Street. Not any more. It's all Disney now. Gotta go to 27th and Lex. So they say.) SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh > HOES AND SLUTS > > The plural of "ho" is "ho's". Only among people too illiterate to spell it correctly ("whore"). >> HOES AND SLUTS >> >> The plural of "ho" is "ho's". > > Only among people too illiterate to spell it correctly ("whore"). We had a discussion around here a few days ago regarding whether 'ho is as much a pejorative as whore. Charlie was making a brave and ill advised attempt to defend Imus. Jo >I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE, IF I SEE THEM I RUN THEM OVER AND TAKE THEM TO A >CHINESE RESTRAUNT AND SELL THEM FOR CHEAP,BTW I THINK YOU ARE ALL > A BUNCH OF NAPPY HEADED HOES AND SLUTS Can't you do better than that? The muu muu man at least had a plan with his trolling. He didn't imitate Don Imus and act like a lame brained idiot. Pam S. disgusted with the quality of trolls lately >>I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE, IF I SEE THEM I RUN THEM OVER AND TAKE THEM TO >>A CHINESE RESTRAUNT AND SELL THEM FOR CHEAP,BTW I THINK YOU ARE ALL [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Pam S. disgusted with the quality of trolls lately Yup. Hardly worth kill-filing. Joy >>I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE, IF I SEE THEM I RUN THEM OVER AND TAKE THEM TO A >>CHINESE RESTRAUNT AND SELL THEM FOR CHEAP,BTW I THINK YOU ARE ALL >>A BUNCH OF NAPPY HEADED HOES AND SLUTS > > Can't you do better than that? The muu muu man at least had a plan with his > trolling. He didn't imitate Don Imus and act like a lame brained idiot. What makes you think he/she/it is ACTING????? "james ebbs" <jebbs@aol.com> abuse@aioe.org > I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE, IF I SEE THEM I RUN THEM OVER AND TAKE THEM > TO A CHINESE RESTRAUNT AND SELL THEM FOR CHEAP,BTW I THINK YOU ARE ALL > A BUNCH OF NAPPY HEADED HOES AND SLUTS OOOO. Look. We have become garden implements. Wonder how much of a row we can hoe? > OOOO. Look. We have become garden implements. Wonder how much of a row > we can hoe? Does anyone here know how much a wood chuck can chuck<WEG> >> OOOO. Look. We have become garden implements. Wonder how much of a >> row we can hoe? > > Does anyone here know how much a wood chuck can chuck<WEG> You mean if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ;o) >>> OOOO. Look. We have become garden implements. Wonder how much of a >>> row we can hoe? >> >> Does anyone here know how much a wood chuck can chuck<WEG> > > You mean if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ;o) Adrian, we're on the same wavelength. But maybe different time zones! SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh > You mean if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ;o) Something like that adrian<G> "john sumner" wrote... >> You mean if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ;o) > Something like that adrian<G> Piggybacking (as I'm late as usual) but doesn't the whole thing go: "If a woodchuck could chuck wood "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" Purrs Gordon & the FF >"john sumner" wrote... >>> You mean if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ;o) [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups >----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." SignatureHugs and Purrs, Nan and the Furkids >>"john sumner" wrote... >>>> You mean if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ;o) [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a >woodchuck could chuck wood." Well, I hope that's settled. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War >> "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck >> wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a >> woodchuck could chuck wood." > > Well, I hope that's settled. ;) Not quite... Q: What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A: A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster! and... A fly and a flea in a flue Just didn't know what to do! Said the fly, "Let us flee!" Said the flea, "Let us fly!" So they flew through a hole in the flue! (or should that last line be... "So they flue threw a whole in the flew!") Isn't English wonderful? :-) SignatureMatSav >A fly and a flea in a flue >Just didn't know what to do! >Said the fly, "Let us flee!" >Said the flea, "Let us fly!" >So they flew through a hole in the flue! I certainly wouldn't attempt any those after I had so much as looked at an alcoholic beverage through of course the classic one is: I am a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'll be plucking pheasants the flucking day long" Don't say it too fast! (At least not in public) Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs >>A fly and a flea in a flue >>Just didn't know what to do! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Don't say it too fast! (At least not in public) I know it as this: I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son and I'll be plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes. Tweed : > I know it as this: I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's > son and I'll be plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes. I stand corrected! Obviously some kind soul taught me the easier version! But can you say it....fast? Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs >> I know it as this: I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant >> plucker's [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > But can you say it....fast? Not reliably.. Tweed >>A fly and a flea in a flue >>Just didn't know what to do! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Don't say it too fast! (At least not in public) I thought it was a FIG plucker! Another popular one: One smart feller, he felt smart. Two smart fellers, they felt smart . . ." etc. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck figs? Cantate (and I'm not blaming any cats for this one) > How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck > figs? > > Cantate (and I'm not blaming any cats for this one) the sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick But the one that has always defeated me: toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. I can't even get it out once. >> How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck >> figs? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > But the one that has always defeated me: toy boat, toy boat, toy > boat. I can't even get it out once. Raw walrus. Lemon liniment. Yowie >>> How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck >>> figs? [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Yowie Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. -- Marina >>>> How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck >>>> figs? [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > -- > Marina I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit; upon a slitted sheet I sit. SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh > Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, > yellow leather. "Strange Strategic Statistics" I swear 3x rapidly is impossible for this one, particularly with false teeth :) Purrs Gordon & the FF >> Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, >> yellow leather. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I swear 3x rapidly is impossible for this one, particularly with false > teeth :) I couldn't say it even once! -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban > "Strange Strategic Statistics" > > I swear 3x rapidly is impossible for this one, particularly with false teeth > :) I did it but slowly And now I have to wash the walls down! Try "Cunning stunts" very fast Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs > >> How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck > >> figs? [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Yowie >From vocal warmups, back in my singing days: Unique New York Red leather, yellow leather (repeat at increasing speeds) Caroline S. > > "cybercinbad" <cindyschmidt...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > - Show quoted text - My favorite tongue twister is "Big Black Bugs Blow Blue Bugles." =o) Melissa > > > "cybercinbad" <cindyschmidt...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > - Show quoted text - Ooops, addendum. When I was little, "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers" was a family classic as tongue twisters go. "Shrill Schnauzer" is another good one for those of us who are also dog lovers. Melissa The old Indian chant "Owah, Tagoo, Siam". SignatureChristopher A. Young You can't shout down a troll. You have to starve them. . : > the sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick : > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] : : Yowie >>> How many figs can a fig plucker pluck if a fig plucker could pluck >>> figs? [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Yowie Sixteen, Standard-Steel, Twin-Screw Cruisers :-) SignatureMatSav >> OOOO. Look. We have become garden implements. Wonder how much of a row >> we can hoe? > > Does anyone here know how much a wood chuck can chuck<WEG> You mean, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Or in some *other* circumstance? SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh |
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