We had da hayam. We could sml it wile Mommy Micki and Unkl Bill and
Aunt Bev were eetin. Aunt Bev found me wuns when I was losted an
starving in da basemunt an I luv her, so I dint get up on da table and
kaSNEEZ on all der fud. But id smelled so good. Bear was bein a
undignified begger-d*g an I am mad on him anyway an de res of us wuz
makin polite starvin noises. If yu wants a hoomin's fud, kaSNEEEZ on
it an dey don wannit no mor. Dat don't work on d*gs.

Wen dey wuz dun, Unkl Bill tuk a bunch of pieces of da hayam and put
dem on our fud in our bowl. Den he put som on Bear's bowl. Dey put da
rest in the cold fing. I am gonna lern how to get in der an get id. I
sever it becuz I am

Sunrise, th PRETTY one

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