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Barnabus says: HOOLIKITTEN REUNION AND ROAD TRIP!!!

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GaDragonfly - 10 Apr 2007 05:21 GMT
ALL RIGHT ALL YOU HOOLIKITTEN ALUMNI, CURRENT CLASS OF HOOLIKITTENS
AND YOU OLD DOODS TOO, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION CUZ WHEN I SPLAINED THIS TO
MEOWMY SHE TOLD ME I MADE HER HEAD SPIN. NOW I'VE HEARD FROM THE
BUROPE GOSSIP...ERRR....FACTUAL EXCHANGE LINE THAT OUR SERVICES COULD
BE USED.  MIRMIR, the most beautiful, graceful and elegant, OH...SORRY
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. MIRMIR TOLD ME THAT MISS LILY WHISKERS
SAID THAT QUI GUN KIT TOLD HER THAT CAPT PINE CONE IS BUSY HELPING TO
KEEP HIS PAW WARM DURING A RECENT COLD SNAP THAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING
ON THE EAST COAST. HE'S GOING TO BE TIED UP FOR AWHILE WITH HIS
CURRENT ASSIGNMENT AND WOULD BE PLEASED IF WE WANT TO GHOST OVER AND
BEGIN GETTING THE MOUSER READY FOR THE 2007 TRIP!   ROAD TRIP LEADING
TO A SAILING TRIP, YEEHAA!!

Now, I've also been told my my lovely, most beautiful and graceful
MirMir that the Big Dood who helps us catch the fishes when we're
sailing isn't feeling so well so we're going to have to catch the
fishes ourselves this year and tell him all about it.  I'm told that
if we keep a daily journal that the Old Wench wots married to the Big
Dood will read it to him every day and maybe we can make him laugh and
that will be a good thing.

I've also been told by Sammy that Mistletoe told him that Rosie and
Cinders are not going to be able to go on their boat up the coast so
maybe they'll be able to ghost over and supervise everyone until Capt.
PC is back on ship. They do have a lot of experience captaining their
own boat you know.  They've even seen manatees....I don't know what a
manatee is but I totally want one!

SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
SAIL!!

BARNABUS
Tanada - 10 Apr 2007 06:12 GMT
> SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
> WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
> SAIL!!
>
> BARNABUS

Avast Matey.  I can use the help to get the "Mouser" sea ready this year.
PawRob, your usual fisherhuman, is not up to being out on deck this year and
will have to spend his time below decks, if he can make the trip at all.
The Fat Wench is worried about him, and yet she wants us to have our usual
trip this year.  We're going to divvy up duty when the time comes to set
sail, but right now PawRob needs us to keep him warm.  Any help you can give
us will be really appreciated.

The ship needs to be cleaned and any repairs made.  Supplies have to be
ordered, and paid for.  The sailing roster needs to be drawn up and a job
list made out.  New cat registration and orientation needs to be done and,
above all, a ship's scribe needs to be found who can chronicle our journeys
into the great unknown in search of booty, doggy butts to kick, and
adventure.

Any of you mates game to join the crew this year and help with getting us to
sea?

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Victor Martinez - 10 Apr 2007 12:39 GMT
> Any of you mates game to join the crew this year and help with getting us to
> sea?

Fez and Rufous reporting for duty again, Sir!

Signature

Victor M. Martinez
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Debby Hanoka - 11 Apr 2007 01:45 GMT
>> Any of you mates game to join the crew this year and help with getting us
>> to sea?
>
> Fez and Rufous reporting for duty again, Sir!

Kitty Schottland, Age 17, reporting for duty, Capt. Pine Cone, sir.  I'm a
nurse, so I can take care of any kitties or hoolikittens that get hurt. -
Kitty Schottland

'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone.  May I see your pirate license? - Sheriff Rosco
P. Catrane of Catmerica
Tanada - 11 Apr 2007 17:09 GMT
> 'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone.  May I see your pirate license? - Sheriff
> Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica

License?  We don't need no stinking license.  We wouldn't be pirates if we
had stinking licenses.  Argh.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. gagging
Kreisleriana - 12 Apr 2007 16:28 GMT
WEE ARE REDDY TO GO ENNYTIME!  BIG DOOD TOO!

LUV DANTE

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War
Samuel Redcat - 10 Apr 2007 19:34 GMT
> Any of you mates game to join the crew this year and help with getting us to
> sea?
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Samuel Redcat, Tabifa Fluffybutt (ok, ok, Tabitha Fluffytail), Harri
Roadcat, and Ranger Roadcat are all game.

Sammy
Marina - 10 Apr 2007 18:46 GMT
> SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
> WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
> SAIL!!

Caliban reporting for duty. Mir is busy blushing and falling over her
own legs, but she will be ready to board the Mouser.

Signature

Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/
http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Flippy - 10 Apr 2007 23:40 GMT
> SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
> WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
> SAIL!!

Chloe-Cat and Jetson are reporting for duty. Chloe expects to stay in the
Captain's quarters, of course, with her long-time love. Jetson would be
happy to entertain the lady-cats during the trip. Juliet won't be coming
because she prefers to stay home. :-)

Purrs,
The Flippy Household.
Yowie - 11 Apr 2007 01:32 GMT
> > SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
> > WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
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> happy to entertain the lady-cats during the trip. Juliet won't be coming
> because she prefers to stay home. :-)

Shmogg says he's happy to offer advice, but like the most purrty Juliet,
would prefer to stay at home and offer advice from afar. Such adventures are
for the youngen's and not an old dignified gentlecat that he has become.
Windowsills are more his speed, these days.

Shmogg also says that he's glad he & Juliet are growing old together, even
if they aren't exactly wink-winks.

Yowie
sam - 11 Apr 2007 04:24 GMT
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> SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
> WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
> SAIL!!
>
> BARNABUS

Can I go this time?  Puh-leeeeeeze?  Now that Smokey's not here anymore,
 Meowmie and Paw both grab me any time they want a kitty-cuddle.  I
like little cuddles but this all the time stuff is too much!

Anyway, can I go?
Mistletoe
GaDragonfly - 12 Apr 2007 05:01 GMT
> <snipped>> SO EVERYONE SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS....ERR YOUR PENCILS AND GET READY TO
> > WRITE IN THE JOURNAL AND LETS GET TOGETHER TO GET THE MOUSER READY TO
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Anyway, can I go?
> Mistletoe

Mr. Sam and Ms. Ramona please let her come. I'll make sure she doesn't
fall overboard or go on pelican rides like Lacey did one year.  I'll
take real good care of her.  She knows what to do about finding
someone for you to cuddle with. I'll remind her.

Whispering in another room: Missy you have to contact the Mothership
and request a clone. They'll send a kitty so close to you that the two-
legs will hardly notice, although when you come back they'll make a
comment that you are back to your old self and how glad they are of
that.

Samuel R. Thunderpaws
Mischief - 12 Apr 2007 04:38 GMT
Mischief reporting for duty!!

Imp and Mayhem are ready too.  This year we are looking forward to a
hiking trip to the top of Mount Wannahockafurball.

Just tell us when and where and we'll be there.

Mischief

ps, I was reading the Mouser stories again the other day, and was
pondering more ideas for stories. :P  Kristi
 
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