Persia's Curriculum Vitae:

Lovely grey cat with a subtlely black striped tail and stunning green/gold
eyes.  Known to barge in and yell at the door in order to be recognized and
let into private household and not likely to leave again.
Will demand food.
Will demand a kitty fountain.
Will demand a Kitty-walk system for the patio.
Will demand Momma sit outside with her when she's in the Kitty Walk.
Will eat Palmetto bugs if they are on the premises.
Does respond to the call of Mommy yelling "hoppy bugs!" if wolf crickets are
found on the premises (usually in bathtubs in the summer).

Unfortunately shows no interest whatsoever in computers, keyboards,
monitors, printers, TV, radio or other electronic devices.
*Excels* at snuggling on the sofa with the alleged "boss" while she is
watching movies or taking a nap.
Loves to climb on pillows over the alleged "boss'" head and tap on her nose
or face to beg for food.
Eats special food (which thankfully is not affected by the recall).
Purrs loudly and a lot.
Snores!

Qualified buyers should simply pass on by.  I'm owned by Persia (the Queen).

Jill