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Jack Campin - bogus address - 03 Apr 2007 19:29 GMT

Today's favourite kitten toy: a foot-long piece of foam rubber pipe
lagging. First they just tried to kill it, then realized it was
light enough that you could lift it up if you grabbed it by two front
paws and reared up on your hind legs. You could then wield it like a
light sabre out of a Star Wars film and attempt to bop your siblings
with it.

I am not too sure about the implications of kittens learning to use
weapons at 6 weeks old. My nuclear physics texts are safely upstairs
in the attic.

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Kreisleriana - 03 Apr 2007 19:52 GMT

>Today's favourite kitten toy: a foot-long piece of foam rubber pipe
>lagging. First they just tried to kill it, then realized it was
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>weapons at 6 weeks old. My nuclear physics texts are safely upstairs
>in the attic.

Pictures? Of teeny kittens with big weapons? ;)

Theresa
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Tanada - 03 Apr 2007 20:02 GMT

> I am not too sure about the implications of kittens learning to use
> weapons at 6 weeks old. My nuclear physics texts are safely upstairs
> in the attic.

But ARE they in your attic now? I'm in ur attic reading ur nuclear physic's
books...

Pam S.

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Ketzl's Dad - 03 Apr 2007 22:28 GMT

> Today's favourite kitten toy: a foot-long piece of foam rubber pipe
> lagging. First they just tried to kill it, then realized it was
> light enough that you could lift it up if you grabbed it by two front
> paws and reared up on your hind legs. You could then wield it like a
> light sabre out of a Star Wars film and attempt to bop your siblings
> with it.

Did you *not* see "2001: A Space Odyssey"??

Remember the humanoid apes? (Or were they ape-oid humans?)

Don't let your kitties repeat this! (But if you do, take pictures, please.)

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