[BW - maybe] pet food recall haiku

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Mark Edwards - 01 Apr 2007 02:21 GMT

Here is some pet food recall haiku I posted to another group. Y'all
may or may not find it funny (grin):

Pet food is recalled:
Pets are dying from bad food.
Had to eat my cats.

Quality testing -
The f.ckers in charge of that
Need to die slowly.

My cats decided
To boycott catfood sellers,
And eat only lobster.

Mom and Pop pet food
Had dirt and bugs in the mix,
But nobody died.

Spongiform disease:
Dust to dust and cow to cow.
Oops, wrong feed recall.

Mark Edwards

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Marina - 01 Apr 2007 04:24 GMT

> Here is some pet food recall haiku I posted to another group. Y'all
> may or may not find it funny (grin):

Well, I found them funny. Thanks, Mark!

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 02 Apr 2007 22:05 GMT

> Here is some pet food recall haiku I posted to another group. Y'all
> may or may not find it funny (grin):

> Pet food is recalled:
> Pets are dying from bad food.
> Had to eat my cats.

> Quality testing -
> The f.ckers in charge of that
> Need to die slowly.

> My cats decided
> To boycott catfood sellers,
> And eat only lobster.

> Mom and Pop pet food
> Had dirt and bugs in the mix,
> But nobody died.

> Spongiform disease:
> Dust to dust and cow to cow.
> Oops, wrong feed recall.

I thought these were pretty funny, although I don't quite get the first
one. You really *don't* want to eat a cat that has eaten contaminated
food. It's that whole food-chain thing. :)

#4 is a *good point*. And #5 was the funniest.

Joyce

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