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honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she seemed happy as a clam, so please i am not some sick MF -- > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i > what meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and > feet she seemed happy as a > clam, so please i am not some sick MF I apologize for misreading your email to me. Jill > > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i > > what meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jill no problem jill >>> honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i >>> what meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> Jill > no problem jill I do find the lack of capital letters makes your posts difficult to read.  SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk I can tell from you posts this could be a problem. I think it was all a misunderstanding. > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she > seemed happy as a > clam, so please i am not some sick MF > > -- > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she > seemed happy as a > clam, so please i am not some sick MF Not to worry, John - looks like a simple typo. > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she > seemed happy as a > clam, so please i am not some sick MF Dont worry about it. I was in the newspaper business for 30 years. You should see some of the trouble a simple typo got *me* into. Once, in 72-point type, on a $4,000 page ad: "First Bank of XXXX Would Like To Make A Pubic Announcement." You don't know the meaning of the word "grovel" until you've been in my moccasins. Sherry > > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > > meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she > > seemed happy as a > > clam, so please i am not some sick MF > Dont worry about it. I was in the newspaper business for 30 years. You > should see some of the trouble a simple typo got *me* into. Once, in > 72-point type, on a $4,000 page ad: "First Bank of XXXX Would Like To > Make A Pubic Announcement." What was the XXXX *supposed* to say? Joyce On Mar 13, 9:35�pm, jXwXeXrXmXoX...@sonic.net wrote: > > > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > > > meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Joyce (I didn't want to publish the full name of the bank on usenet). It was supposed to be "public" announcement! > On Mar 13, 9:35?pm, jXwXeXrXmXoX...@sonic.net wrote: > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > > > Joyce > (I didn't want to publish the full name of the bank on usenet). It was > supposed to be "public" announcement! Oh, I didn't even notice that - LOL. I thought the XXXX was the mistyped word. Joyce > > On Mar 13, 11:42?am, "john sumner" <josumner1...@cs.comn> wrote: > > > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > What was the XXXX *supposed* to say? I think Sherry was just using "XXXX" to preserve the anonymity of the bank - it was the missing "l" in "Public" that was the culprit! >> > On Mar 13, 11:42?am, "john sumner" <josumner1...@cs.comn> wrote: >> > > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > anonymity of the bank - it was the missing "l" in "Public" > that was the culprit! Either that or someone's been drinking Australian beer. ;o) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk >> honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what >> meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Sherry That's hilarious, and it sure beats the typo that I used to tell people about. I typed our church bulletins for awhile and for some reason I kept typing "Prince of Peach." I caught most of them and as far as I know, only one made it into print -- but I sure heard a lot of laughs about that one. MaryL On Mar 13, 9:42�pm, "MaryL" <stanco...@yahoo.comTAKE-OUT-THE-LITTER> wrote: > >> honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > >> meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > - Show quoted text - My boss was certainly not happy at a clam about it, either. :-) Interesting thing, if you type a lot, your fingers develop a "muscle memory". Words, or letter combinations, that you type very frequently sometimes crop up like that. I always called it my fingers bypassing my brain. You must have typed "ch" or "each" a lot at your work. On Mar 13, 9:42?pm, "MaryL" <stanco...@yahoo.comTAKE-OUT-THE-LITTER> wrote: > "Sherry" <sridd...@aol.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > - Show quoted text - My boss was certainly not happy at a clam about it, either. :-) Interesting thing, if you type a lot, your fingers develop a "muscle memory". Words, or letter combinations, that you type very frequently sometimes crop up like that. I always called it my fingers bypassing my brain. You must have typed "ch" or "each" a lot at your work. Very interesting! Yes, that explanation is a distinct possibility. MaryL <snip> > My boss was certainly not happy at a clam about it, either. :-) > Interesting thing, if you type a lot, your fingers develop a "muscle > memory". Words, or letter combinations, that you type very frequently > sometimes crop up like that. I always called it my fingers bypassing > my brain. You must have typed "ch" or "each" a lot at your work.- Hide quoted text - I know I cannot type the word "ratio" (Or any other word ending in "tio") quickly without adding an "n" on the end. I also always stype "studnet" for "student", which was a great source of amusement for my partner, anda source of compiler errors, when I was writing a software program where a variable name was "student". Cheers Caroline S. > <snip> >> My boss was certainly not happy at a clam about it, either. :-) [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Cheers > Caroline S. Yeah, that whole muscle-memory thing is weird. My offenders: abaout (when anyone picks up on this one, I claim I'm Canadian! :-) fifield (for "field" I know someone whose last name is Fifeld!) develope (don't know why that E is there.) There are more... can't think of them. I do like "studnet" though. Is it a 1-900 number?? SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh > I know I cannot type the word "ratio" (Or any other word ending in > "tio") quickly without adding an "n" on the end. I also always stype > "studnet" for "student", which was a great source of amusement for my > partner, anda source of compiler errors, when I was writing a software > program where a variable name was "student". Hehe. Studnet is a common mistake for me, too. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > I know I cannot type the word "ratio" (Or any other word ending in > "tio") quickly without adding an "n" on the end. I also always stype > "studnet" for "student", which was a great source of amusement for my > partner, anda source of compiler errors, when I was writing a software > program where a variable name was "student". Yeah, computers are completely unforgiving that way. I can't type the word "because". It usually comes out "becuase". I do it so consistently that people must think I can't spell it. Also, the word "people" really confounds me on a keyboard. In the previous paragraph, I had typed "peole", and then corrected it. I also type "peopel" a lot, and "pelple". :) Joyce > > I know I cannot type the word "ratio" (Or any other word ending in > > "tio") quickly without adding an "n" on the end. I also always [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Joyce Spill chuckers aren't always write. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk > Spill chuckers aren't always write. That reminds me of a short story I read about spell checkers, that was written all in incorrect homophones. It was really funny. I'll try to find it. Eye no it wasn't two long ago... SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh >> > I know I cannot type the word "ratio" (Or any other word ending in >> > "tio") quickly without adding an "n" on the end. I also always [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Spill chuckers aren't always write. I have certain words in which I leave out a letter, and others in which I always reverse two letters. There are some I add a letter onto, also. I find it very difficult to type "though" without turning it into "thought", for instance. Joy >>> > I know I cannot type the word "ratio" (Or any other word ending >>> in > "tio") quickly without adding an "n" on the end. I also [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Joy I didn't mention it before but now you mention the word "though" I noticed evry time Lesley typed it, it turned into "through", after a while I couldn't miss it. ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk On Mar 13, 9:42?pm, "MaryL" <stanco...@yahoo.comTAKE-OUT-THE-LITTER> wrote: > "Sherry" <sridd...@aol.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > - Show quoted text - My boss was certainly not happy at a clam about it, either. :-) Interesting thing, if you type a lot, your fingers develop a "muscle memory". Words, or letter combinations, that you type very frequently sometimes crop up like that. I always called it my fingers bypassing my brain. You must have typed "ch" or "each" a lot at your work. I agree with that. I have always had difficulty typing the word "bread" It comes out as breand more often than not as my fingers are so used to typing "and" Tweed > On Mar 13, 9:42�pm, "MaryL" <stanco...@yahoo.comTAKE-OUT-THE-LITTER> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > sometimes crop up like that. I always called it my fingers bypassing > my brain. You must have typed "ch" or "each" a lot at your work. I call the syndrome "dyslexic fingers"! >>> honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i >>> what meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > MaryL For some reason I can't type "Baptist" (see, I had to type that very carefully) without typing "Batpist" Jill > Dont worry about it. I was in the newspaper business for 30 years. You > should see some of the trouble a simple typo got *me* into. Once, in [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > You don't know the meaning of the word "grovel" until you've been in > my moccasins. I'm sorry, Sherry, you must have suffered a lot for that, but I can't help ROFLing! Also sympathizing, since some of my writing ends up in print, and I can't take back all the mistakes. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what >> meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > 72-point type, on a $4,000 page ad: "First Bank of XXXX Would Like To > Make A Pubic Announcement." ROFL. One day my late mother said to me "Can I ask you something?" This must been about 10 years ago when she was 70. So I said "Yes, of course." She said "Well.." and seemed a bit embarrassed before carrying on "why is that hair *down there* called public when it's so private?" She'd misread the word all her life. Awww. Tweed > ROFL. > One day my late mother said to me "Can I ask you something?" This must been [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Tweed God bless her for her innocence! That's hilarious. My grandmother used the expression "down there", too, to refer to the "nether regions." Nowadays you can say either "pubes" or "nads" and anyone under 30 will know what you mean. SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh >>> honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what >>> meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >Tweed Awww. Sounds like a similar story about my late grandma. My mom, her sister and BIL were sitting in grandma's house watching some '80s news magazine program, and they were reporting the results of some large sex survey. My grandma, a rather direct woman, burst out with "What the hell is an 'orgasm'?" My uncle deadpanned, "It's what Nancy (his wife) has in the supermarket." Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War > Awww. Sounds like a similar story about my late grandma. My mom, her > sister and BIL were sitting in grandma's house watching some '80s news > magazine program, and they were reporting the results of some large > sex survey. My grandma, a rather direct woman, burst out with "What > the hell is an 'orgasm'?" Oh, your poor grandma! :( Joyce >>honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what >>meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > 72-point type, on a $4,000 page ad: "First Bank of XXXX Would Like To > Make A Pubic Announcement." Or an acquaintance who, in the course of her secretarial duties, managed to address a Whittier, California organization, transposing "s" for "w"! (And it got mailed out that way.) > honest i am not a pervert, i should have used spell checker, but i what > meant to say was that when the cat was licking my my toes and feet she > seemed happy as a > clam, so please i am not some sick MF Spellchecker wouldn't have helped. It recognises both as and at as a word. This misunderstanding is now cleared up as far as I'm concerned. Welcome to the group. I am English and two cats make me their slave. A 4 year old boy, tabby and white, called Boyfriend, and a very old black and white tuxedo lady called Kitty Farmcat. They both adopted me against my will ;-) just arrived and said "this is my home from now on.." Tweed |
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