Boyfriend does not trust me to visit the bathroom alone to use the
facilities.  He is ok for me to use the bath or shower but not to use the
toilet all on my own.  He must accompany me always and wind around my legs
for encouragement.
Even if I try and sneak out of bed in the morning for a quick wee, he always
manages to notice even when he's downstairs!
Fortunately he's never perched himself on the toilet seat.
He doesn't trust me to do much on my own at all these days.  I have to be
accompanied down the garden both morning and night to "help" me with the
chickens and at any other time I go into the garden.  This is since he
witnessed me fall off a ladder in the garden last year.
My common sense tells me that this is nothing to do with it.
For whatever reason I am heavily supervised by him.
It amuses and touches me.  What does he think he can do if anything happens?
Do a Lassie?
I know it's his way of trying to show how much I mean to him.  I love him
too.  He has totally changed the way I have always thought cats were like.
Grumpy, and always ready to scratch.  Like KFC and Pooey Pruey, the cat of
my childhood, an ancient intact feral tom.  Touch Pruey anywhere except
touch fingers on the top of this head and your hands were history.
On the other hand he had his soft side.  I was maybe 11 at the time and he
would always wait outside for when I and my mother came home from work and
insisted on me, and no-one else, picking him up and carrying him inside,
otherwise he would not come in.
He stunk as my mother used to say "enough to blind you."  We enquired about
getting him neutered but the vet said he was far too old for it to be a good
idea.
We tried to housetrain him..  That didn't work either.  If we kept him
inside overnight with a tray of soil (earth) cat litter had not been
invented at the time - he would pee or poo in our shoes, or pee on the
chairs.  The last straw was when he pawed the grill off the fridge and
crawled into the wall space to do a big deposit which stunk for weeks and
couldn't be got at.
He was never allowed in the house overnight after that.

Tweed

Unofficial motto: "You'll Never Pee Alone."  ;)
Everybody gets a bathroom escort around here.  ;)   Whenever I go,
there's a little parade. :P
Nobody has got into *that* position, though. ;)

Theresa
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