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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / February 2007The world has ended!
Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! As part of my regular half-asleep morning routine, I served Shmogg his breakfast whilst I waited for my coffee to brew. I had to get a new can of gooshy food out of the gooshy-food cupboard, open the can of gooshy food with the characeristic 'woosh', put the gooshy food on the plate with a 'plop' and then place said plate of gooshy food on the floor with a soft 'donk'. In my semi-somnulant state I didn't notice the lack of insistant meows. Only later when the caffeine hit hit, did I realise that Shmogg had slept through breakfast!! An hour later, he still remains asleep (yes, I checked, he's breathing) on the lounge. Clearly, the world, as we know it, has ended. Yowie  SignatureIf you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, icecream doesn't have bones. > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Yowie No!!! Quick, everyone panic!! *sigh* some people have all the luck. Having just been mobbed by 17 cats demanding breakfast, you should be counting your blessings lol! > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Clearly, the world, as we know it, has ended. And that my friends defines when a cat is no longer a kitten. (Jake now sleeps through breakfast too) Jo >And that my friends defines when a cat is no longer a kitten. (Jake now >sleeps through breakfast too) Mine at age 13 doesn't let _me_ sleep through breakfast. She wakes me up every morning by jumping on me. That's how she says she is ready for breakfast. Bud SignatureThe night is just the shadow of the Earth. >>And that my friends defines when a cat is no longer a kitten. (Jake now >>sleeps through breakfast too) > >Mine at age 13 doesn't let _me_ sleep through breakfast. She wakes me >up every morning by jumping on me. That's how she says she is ready >for breakfast. I fed the girls gooshy food for breakfast... for a VERY short time... it would have worked, except that I was having extreme sleeping troubles and not getting to sleep until 2 or 3am - and Silver starts demanding her meals at least an hour before it's time to give them to her! When her incessant meows weren't enough to get me conscious and vertical, she started jumping on me, walking on me, and biting my elbow to MAKE me wake up! I very soon decided that breakfast wasn't a good idea... now they get their food at six pm, and she bugs me all afternoon (but at least she's not waking me from a sound sleep by nipping my elbow!) Silver would NEVER sleep through a mealtime under any circumstances - if she ever does I'll have to check her pulse :P >>>And that my friends defines when a cat is no longer a kitten. (Jake now >>>sleeps through breakfast too) [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >would NEVER sleep through a mealtime under any circumstances - if she >ever does I'll have to check her pulse :P It's not so bad for me as I have to get up early anyway. Spotsie makes a good alarm clock. Bud SignatureThe night is just the shadow of the Earth. > And that my friends defines when a cat is no longer a kitten. (Jake now > sleeps through breakfast too) Well, in that case, Frank remained a kitten all through his 18-year life. ;) SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Yowie Something's not right here, either Shmogg's planning something or he's not well. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk if this ever happened at our house I would be expecting a huge vet bill or to die in my sleep at their next opportunity, Lee > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many > pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, icecream doesn't have bones. > Only later when the caffeine hit hit, did I realise that Shmogg had slept > through breakfast!! [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Clearly, the world, as we know it, has ended. Wow! I can't believe it! Something is definitely up. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Clearly, the world, as we know it, has ended. So, is he OK or not? KFC does this to me. Tweed > > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! > > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Tweed He seems fine and was meowing insistently for dinner that night (and breakfast this morning). But I did find a liquid deposit in his box. Thats his own fault because (with Cary's help) he got to drink almost a whole cup of milk before we adult hoomins realised quite what was going on. I guess he was feeling pretty sick at the time, and decided to sleep until such things 'came to pass'. Yowie >> > Stop the presses! Or Buy a lottery ticket! Or cash out your insurance! >> > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > I guess he was feeling pretty sick at the time, and decided to sleep until > such things 'came to pass'. Ah, yes. Both mine get very poopy with whole milk, however I've discovered a lactose-free milk at my local supermarket, one pound 25 pence for a litre. They seem to be fine with it, but it's a treat thing. Normally they have water. I have to be very careful about giving my cats treats. It takes only a couple of days before they say "do you expect us to eat this rubbish?" when they get their normal food back again. Sometimes there's turkey slices at the supermarket on their sell by date for only 10 pence. I can't resist buying them for the cats. They love it. Then they turn their nose up at their cat food for the next meal. Then, unfortunately they go hungry for the next 12 hours. Suddenly they eat anything I offer. Tweed
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