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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / October 2004NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART [OT]
NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats. 40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?" 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- It has been since 1918, but at last, from 3-0 against the Yankees in the ALCS, and 3 outs away from going out: playing against the team that won 105 starts in the regular season: with Schilling pitching on one leg: with a great bullpen and wonderful batters: with Pedro: after four times losing 4-3 in a World Series: the Red Sox have done it! The curse of the bambino is dead! Go BoSox!  SignatureDavid Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK <cat2@blakjak.com> Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 11 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 2 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- > 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. > People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. I have it on good authority that this process actually starts around 60 degrees for Floridians. Thin skin ;) >> 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. >> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. > >I have it on good authority that this process actually starts around 60 >degrees for Floridians. Thin skin ;) Actually, when it goes below 70, they burst into tears and have tantrums. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com 60, ha I will let ya know it starts about 72F :) I live is South Florida >> 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. >> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. > >I have it on good authority that this process actually starts around 60 >degrees for Floridians. Thin skin ;) > NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART > [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 2 Y L W+ > C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- Congrats on the Bo-Sox win. I live in a college town, and temps is how wer can tell where people are from. Right now, students from southern states (from Florida straight across to California) are wearing their winer coats, bought yesterday since they had none before they arrived here. Northern students (from Maine west through Washington, and I include those up into Canada) are wearing T-shirts instead of tank-tops, and jeans instead of shorts....:P --? The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep >> 40? F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England >> drive with the windows down. I'm here on the MA/NH border. WeatherBug says it's 46?, but I have the back sliding door open. > I live in a college town, and temps is how wer can tell where people are > from. Right now, students from southern states (from Florida straight > across to California) are wearing their winer coats, bought yesterday > since they had none before they arrived here. Northern students (from > Maine west through Washington, and I include those up into Canada) are > wearing T-shirts instead of tank-tops, and jeans instead of shorts....:P Reminds me of when I was away at college. I grew up in MD, outside of Baltimore, where everything shuts down for snow. I went to West Virginia Univ, in the mountains. The first time it snowed, my roommate (also from the same area) and I stayed up all night drinking, certain that classes would be cancelled the next day. Nothing! Not even the morning classes, and it was about 6 inches of snow! Now that I live in NE, I've gotten used to life going on as normal, even with a foot of snow. Signature-Kelly kelly at farringtons dot net www.kelltek.com Check out www.snittens.com >>> 40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England >>> drive with the windows down. > >I'm here on the MA/NH border. WeatherBug says it's 46°, but I have the >back >sliding door open. We're neighbors, I live 30-40min North of Boston. >> I live in a college town, and temps is how wer can tell where people >are [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >used >to life going on as normal, even with a foot of snow. No it takes a storm like last years 27 incher. Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= Waiting for inspiration. Please hold while I contemplate my navel. |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") Magic Mood Jeep© wrote: > I live in a college town, and temps is how wer can tell where people are > from. Right now, students from southern states (from Florida straight > across to California) are wearing their winer coats, bought yesterday since > they had none before they arrived here. Northern students (from Maine west That happened to the the first fall I experienced in the United States. In New Orleans, of all places. After the first cold front blew in, I rushed downtown to buy a coat! Brrrr!!!! Victor, who thought about applying to a University in/near Buffalo, NY until he saw in the catalog a picture of a student, skying to class!!!! SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >Magic Mood Jeep© wrote: >> I live in a college town, and temps is how wer can tell where people are [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >Victor, who thought about applying to a University in/near Buffalo, NY >until he saw in the catalog a picture of a student, skying to class!!!! While there is all this heated rhetoric about immigration going on, I never hear anybody ask any questions about those cold air masses from Canada. Who's letting *them* in!!!!!????????? Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant >gardens. Utter nonsense. *Washingtonians* (DC) try to turn on the heat. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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