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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / February 2007I was almost kilt by an Italian sausage
I was patiently waiting in the Kitchin, while the slave was unloading truk after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly the Italian sausage jumped off the counter and nearly kilt me. I can't believe it, I don't even like the stuff. > I was patiently waiting in the Kitchin, while the slave was unloading truk > after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly the > Italian sausage jumped off the counter and nearly kilt me. I can't believe > it, I don't even like the stuff. You shouldn't be eating Italian sausage in a kilt. That's the height of "feline fusion cuisine."  SignatureJoey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh >I was patiently waiting in the Kitchin, while the slave was unloading truk >after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly the >Italian sausage jumped off the counter and nearly kilt me. I can't believe >it, I don't even like the stuff. Dat very scary, Smokey. I hopes you feel okay now. My meowmie got some Bratwurst (German sosi) yesday for her dinner. She give me and KFC a tiny peece for a treet. It was YUMMY. We ask for mor but meowmie sed no, she ad et it all erself/ <sigh> Boyfie On Jan 27, 6:11 pm, "Christina Websell" <spamf...@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote: > >after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly the > >Italian sausage jumped off the counter and nearly kilt me. I can't believe [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > <sigh> > Boyfie Deer Boyfie, dis is Winnie I tole Uncle Bill to just type this and leave my spelling and grandma alone. Norty Meowmie. Efter all the duvs you brign everybody. You doon ok utherwise? I em keepin an eye on da girls here. Boy abuse is an ekipemic. Dat meens there is LOTS uv it. You ar my fren. If I had too dead mice I wud gib you wun. Winnie -- > On Jan 27, 6:11 pm, "Christina Websell" > <spamf...@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > Norty Meowmie. Efter all the duvs you brign everybody. You doon ok > utherwise? Yep, fangu. I very fine. >I em keepin an eye on da girls here. Boy abuse is an > ekipemic. Dat meens there is LOTS uv it. Kitty not attacked me dat bad agen. Meowmie say she carnt elp it as she so old and grumpy an sez get out der way. So I go outside and looks fer vermin. > You ar my fren. If I had too dead mice I wud gib you wun. Dats der nicest fing wot was ever sed to me from anuvver boycat. I wud like to be yore fren too. Boyfie On Jan 28, 4:31 pm, "Christina Websell" <spamf...@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote: > > On Jan 27, 6:11 pm, "Christina Websell" > > <spamf...@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Norty Meowmie. Efter all the duvs you brign everybody. You doon ok > > utherwise? -------------------------------- Yep, fangu. I very fine. ----------------------------- Uncl Bill bin hoggin the typebiter bud I gut it neow. I glad u fine. --------------------------------- > >I em keepin an eye on da girls here. Boy abuse is an > > ekipemic. Dat meens there is LOTS uv it. ------------------------------------- Kitty not attacked me dat bad agen. Meowmie say she carnt elp it as she so > old and grumpy an sez get out der way. So I go outside and looks fer vermin. -------------------------------- We got a reel old kitty here but Maggie May is my mommie and still luvs me and my sister Missie. She sleeps a lot and luvs up to Mommy Micki and Uncl Bill. --------------------------------- > > You ar my fren. If I had too dead mice I wud gib you wun. --------------------------------- Dats der nicest fing wot was ever sed to me from anuvver boycat. I wud like > to be yore fren too. --------------------------------- Goody. We will have fun. Hoomins are very funny and so is my d*g Bear. Buddy the parrot bited my tale but he is funny two. He can say "Yeeeoww" just like me. Dat's how I tell Uncle Bill to bring us all brefkast. Winnie -- > Boyfie > I was patiently waiting in the Kitchin, while the slave was unloading truk > after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly the > Italian sausage jumped off the counter and nearly kilt me. I can't believe > it, I don't even like the stuff. Poor Smokey! Lots of purrs, Polonca and Soncek >> I was patiently waiting in the Kitchin, while the slave was unloading >> truk after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Lots of purrs, > Polonca and Soncek Don't encourage him to be so dramatic! I'm sure he fine. I not fritend of sosges myown self, so why he is I not no. Jus ete dem I say. Dey lovlee, just get dem down yore mofe, Boyfie >>> I was patiently waiting in the Kitchin, while the slave was unloading >>> truk after a trip to Catsco. (The place the CHEEZ comes from). Suddenly [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Boyfie LOL, watch out Boyfie Smokey is a BIG girl (About 1 Stone). Although Cleo still kicks her @ss and she's about half that weight. We were doing renovations a couple of years ago and part of the vents fell down on Smokey when I was searching for a tool. She's had a bit of a Chicken Little complex ever since.
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