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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / January 2007Boyfie got bashed
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over > the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Winnie here, Uncle Bill is dong the spelling and the grandma Boyfie, old man, I unnerstan. Can't liv with em and can't bring em enuff doves. Wen the girls get me down, I hang out wif my buds, Uncle Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men frenz. Even if they are not kitties. Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days, it will be fin. If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still wrong? Winnie -- "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett, "Worstward Ho", 1983 >> When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all >> over [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men > frenz. Even if they are not kitties. I don't av no men frenz. > Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days, > it will be fin. I always apogolises, it never my folt. She a very fierce cat, > If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still > wrong? Prolly. I finking about leeving ome if she don't stop bein so orful. Boyfie aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone. Lily & her mama  SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time. > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all > over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie > aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone. I hope so! She weighs around 4lbs and is 20 plus years old. Boyfie is maturing nicely at around 10 lbs and is 4, nearly 5. He could annihilate her if he wanted to. It says a lot for his temperament that he tolerates the awful treatment he gets from her. He just shrugs and disappears down the garden. Mostly. I've seen him swipe her round the head twice, but she truly deserved it both times. Tweed > > aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone. > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > the garden. Mostly. I've seen him swipe her round the head twice, but she > truly deserved it both times. I hate to advocate more violence, but I think this might be one of those times when she truly deserves it. Maybe if he wasn't quite such a gentleman and gave her a good bopping from time to time, she wouldn't take advantage of him so much. But he probably won't... poor Boyfie! Joyce (Licky doesn't know I'm posting this) >>> aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone. >>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > But he probably won't... poor Boyfie! LICKY I DONT HIT KFC BECUS SHE SEMES NOT KWITE RITE IN HED JUST LAYTLY. TED SEZ SHE SO OLD DAT SHE CARNT HELP WOT SHE DO AND SHE GET MAD FOR NUFFIN. Boyfie Kitty is very old now. There is not much doubt that she does have a touch of kitty-dementia. She forgets where her litter box is in the next room and uses the ash box near the fire, sometimes she doesn't even notice the ash box and disappears behind the woodburner - providing it's not too hot! She has not forgotten, though, that Licky the smart tuxedo man is her wink-wink! She sends nose-kisses to him. Tweed > LICKY I DONT HIT KFC BECUS SHE SEMES NOT KWITE RITE IN HED JUST LAYTLY. > TED SEZ SHE SO OLD DAT SHE CARNT HELP WOT SHE DO AND SHE GET MAD FOR NUFFIN. > Boyfie Boyfie, you are a gallant soul. > Kitty is very old now. There is not much doubt that she does have a touch > of kitty-dementia. She forgets where her litter box is in the next room and > uses the ash box near the fire, sometimes she doesn't even notice the ash > box and disappears behind the woodburner - providing it's not too hot! > She has not forgotten, though, that Licky the smart tuxedo man is her > wink-wink! She sends nose-kisses to him. <leaping in the air> She said I'm smart! She said I'm smart! Kitty, I am sorry that my evil hoomin wrote that Boyfie should smak you upside the head. I know he's too good to do that. And besides, if he did, I'd teleport over there and smack him one!! You are not demented!! People (human and cats both) get a little forgetful when they get older, that's all! Hey hoomin slave: Guess what? I'M ON UR NOO COUCH, RIPPIN UR UPHOSTERY! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! That's what U get for saying my sweetie deserves to get smacked! Licky, writing telepathically through the evil hoomin slave >>>> aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >TED SEZ SHE SO OLD DAT SHE CARNT HELP WOT SHE DO AND SHE GET MAD FOR NUFFIN. >Boyfie Boyfie, I'm sending you special head-skritches, if you want them. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff > all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Deer Boyfie: Dat Kitty is furry meens to do dat to you. Lizzie da saym way round here, so I avoyds her as muchest as I can. Pleez don't runs away from home - I wood be furry sad if you go! Dreeming of my sweet Boyfie... Mimi (Weebles baby sisfur) > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all > over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Dear Boyfie, I understand exactly what you are going through. I live in a house with a Lacey cat. I'm sitting in a sunbeam, minding my own business and she runs up and boops me then runs off. I get up to chase her but when I get near she turns on me and hisses and growls. Sometimes she jumps me and rolls me up like a rolypoly bug. She does this with Hobbes as well. She's buddies with Sam and when I asked him what was her problem he said her whore moans because its out of whack. I'd like to whack her whore until it moans and then maybe she'd finally quit being so witchy. Don't run away from home. You have a Meowmy who lurvs ya and ya might not be able to find another one of those. There are a lot of bad Meowny's in the world and sometimes it takes awhile to find a good one. I think if I were you I'd catch me a collard dove, prance in front of KFC and sit down and enjoy the bird myself. Maybe you could offer her a tail feather. <lightbulb comes on in Dr. Barnabus, Kitty Psych's brain> Boyfie, maybe sometimes she's just angy that she can't catch her own dovies any more and since she doesn't have anyone to blame but herself then she gets mad at you. Maybe she thinks you're showing off. Yep, I think you should save the dovies for yourself but maybe you should eat them outside so she doesn't know you're still catching them. Then again, maybe you should look for her whore and just whack it upside the head until it stops moaning Your holibrother, Barnabus >> When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all >> over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] > > Your holibrother, Barnabus Auntie Nüle comed up with somfing. She finks maybe dat KFC forgot she knew me for a moment cos ov her memryfing and fort she ort to fite me out der door coz I was a burglarkitty. Boyfie > >> When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all > >> over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work [quoted text clipped - 61 lines] > > Boyfie We have Bear, who is very big d*ggie, to bite burglars. We never HEARD of no burglarkitties. If a new kitty com into the house mommie Micki wud want us to play with him and he wud move in. I am still watching Missy and Sunrise real careful in kes dis ting about bopping boycats is going to spred. My mommy Maggie May sez it ain't. It's jus sumfin girls gotta do frum time to time. But not to her sweet boy. Me. I'm her sweet boy. Winnie > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over > the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Awww. Poor Boyfie. Calming purrs on the way for KFC and ego-boosting ones for him. SignatureSam, closely supervised by Mistletoe > I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. > Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he > will carry on being nice to her. > Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence > and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, > thanks. Aww, poor Boyfie! Explain to him that KFC may be a bit senile and not remember how good he is to her. This sometimes happens with the very elderly. Purrs for Boyfie to put up with it all. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all > over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Poor little guy. Their behavior sounds very like a pair of parakeets we once had. The poor male gave meaning to the term henpecked. He did everything in his power to keep the female happy. And there was no pleasing her. Jo >It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies >away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Tweed and Boyfie Awww. Poor Boyfriend. He's a very kind kitty. > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff > all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Poor Boyfie! What a mean old lady to beat him up like that. Snoopy regularly has a go at Baggy but so far not that bad. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk > When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff > all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Oh, dah poor baby! Always the optimist. Sigh. Purrs that the fur grows back quickly and Kitty quits being such a b*tch! He is only a man, after all. kili -- http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini >When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over >the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Tweed and Boyfie Poor Boyfie. Sending comforting purrs * 5. Randy http://picasaweb.google.com/crmartin1 http://kittenwar.com/kittens/74045/ >When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over >the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Tweed and Boyfie Oh sweet Boyfie! Purrs for your widdle head! Norty KFC! Purrs for a sweeter disposish! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War <snip> > It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies > away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Tweed and Boyfie Poor Boyfie! Lots and lots of healing purrs and best wishes, Polonca and Soncek
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