I didunt see it, but Daddy sayed dat Ping kotted a mowsie dis mornin - a
reel live one!  Daddy say dat mowsie very stoopid for comin into da hows wif
alla us kitties in here - and den it did sumfin efun dummer:  I jump into a
food dish!  Daddy say dat furry sooiesidal (wotefur dat is).  Ping say it
was fun to play wif a mowsie dat play bak (not just lay der like alla da
ofur ones), and he still lookin for it, but Daddy say he kotted it in a
towul an set it free owtside.

I wishes dat I kood katches a mowsie!  I bets dey is lotsa funs!

Betty
(Weebles's baby twin-sisfur!)