Feel free to add your verse to this little ditty:

The Piratecat Sailing Carol

Pinecone is a pirate cat
He's fluffy not fat
With a Captain's hat
Pinecone is a pirate cat
And he sails his ship in the morning

Robert is the pirate's paw
He lives with ma
He makes her caw
All the pirate cats, they call him paw
and they sail the ship in the morning

The fat wench is also known as Pam
She cooks with Spam
And bakes good ham
The cats refuse to call her Ma'am
and they sail their ship in the morning

Pine Cone loves a winsome lass
Chloe is full of class
Is full of sass
Pine Cone loves Miss Chloe's ... class
and they sail their ship in the morning

Tanada is a grouchy Tart
She likes fine art
Knows when to f*rt
Tanada throws some deadly darts
and they sail their ship in the morning

Qui Gun is one of the hoolicats
He likes spats
And wrestling mats
With Miss Lily Whiskers he gets his pats
and they sail their ship in the morning

The Mouser ship sails the ocean blue
The captain is true
And the crew is too
The cats all love to sing to you
and they sail their ship in the morning