>>NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
>>
>>D A M N I T O L
>>Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
>>hours.
>>
>>E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
>>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
>>you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
>>they
>>moved out.
>>
>>ST.M O M M A'S W O R T
>>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
>>unconscious for up to two days.
>>
>>P E P T O B I M B O
>>Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>>before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
>>
>>prevents conception.
>>
>>D U M B E R O L
>>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
>>in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>>
>>F L I P I T O R
>>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
>>the urge to flip off other drivers.
>>
>>M E N I C I L L I N
>>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
>>lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
>>
>>BUYAGRA
>>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
>>duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
>>
>>J A C K A S S P I R I N
>>Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
>>anniversary, phone n umber, or to lift the toilet seat.
>>
>>A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
>>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
>>to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
>>
>>N A G A M E N T
>>When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
>>irritation level as nagging him.
>>
>>Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who
>>can handle it.
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