Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2006
this newsgroup is so gay
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muratbey - 24 Dec 2006 06:46 GMT we found this newsgroup while searching for information about cats.. and we ended up finding the kind of people we just saved a cat from..
"i just adopted a cat, she seems abused, she doesn't come near.. what are we gonna doo?????"
guess what bitch. if he wants, he'll come. if not, he won't just like if i want to do you, i will, if i find you ugly, i won't. life goes on, move on. it's a f.cking cat, not a dog.
seems to me that a lot of people want these cats for their own enjoyment rather than their caring and respect for an animal who wants to do whatever he wants to do..
let the animal be. if he doesn't wanna come to you, don't bother with him.. if you bother with him so much, then you need some help with yourself.
Matthew - 24 Dec 2006 11:26 GMT "muratbey" <muratbey@hotmail.com> < snipped for being posted by an idiot>
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Adrian A - 24 Dec 2006 14:02 GMT > "muratbey" <muratbey@hotmail.com> > < snipped for being posted by an idiot> > > <PLONK> You can always tell when the schools are closed. :-(
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jmcquown - 24 Dec 2006 15:14 GMT >> "muratbey" <muratbey@hotmail.com> >> < snipped for being posted by an idiot> >> >> <PLONK> > > You can always tell when the schools are closed. :-( Isn't that the truth!
wafflycat - 24 Dec 2006 19:18 GMT >> "muratbey" <muratbey@hotmail.com> >> < snipped for being posted by an idiot> >> >> <PLONK> > > You can always tell when the schools are closed. :-( Aye, that one is on leave from the Medvale School for the Gifted ;-)
jmcquown - 24 Dec 2006 14:04 GMT > "muratbey" <muratbey@hotmail.com> > < snipped for being posted by an idiot> > > <PLONK> Funny how people with hotmail accounts (and gmail accounts, for that matter) are so critical. <G> Happy Holidays!
Jill
mlbriggs - 24 Dec 2006 19:33 GMT > we found this newsgroup while searching for information about cats.. > and we ended up finding the kind of people we just saved a cat from.. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > him.. if you bother with him so much, then you need some help with > yourself. TROLL!!
Shiral - 24 Dec 2006 19:52 GMT > > we found this newsgroup while searching for information about cats.. > > and we ended up finding the kind of people we just saved a cat from.. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > TROLL!! Time to break out the Christmas Recipes, I'd say. And here is one:
Shortbread: Preheat oven to 300 F.
2 sticks butter (Don't skimp, use butter.) 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1 tsp vanilla 2 cups flour.
Cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy then gradually sift in the flour. Chill dough, even ten minutes helps.
Roll out dough and cut into any shapes you wish. I roll the dough out fairly thick about 1/4 inch as the cookies are most delicious that way. Sprinkle cookies with large grain sugar, or maybe colored holiday sugar. Bake for about 10 minutes, cookies should be light brown around the edges. Cool on wire racks. Enjoy!
Melissa
jmcquown - 25 Dec 2006 03:16 GMT >>> we found this newsgroup while searching for information about cats.. >>> and we ended up finding the kind of people we just saved a cat [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Melissa Seasoned Oyster Crackers (fun for snack food)
1/2 c. corn oil 1 pkg. dry Ranch dressing mix 2 tsp. dried dill weed 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1 large package (1 lb) Oyster Crackers
Mix the first 4 ingredients together well. Pour over the crackers and stir to blend. Store in a tightly covered container or in zip-lock bags.
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 24 Dec 2006 23:17 GMT [snipperoo]
> TROLL!! Ya think? :)
I'm choosing to take it as a compliment that the adolescent referred to our newsgroup as "gay". For one thing, some of us are, literally. And if the word can be used as a generic insult, then perhaps it could also be a generic compliment, depending on one's perspective?
Gay holidays to all. :)
Joyce
Adrian A - 25 Dec 2006 00:01 GMT > > On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 22:46:46 -0800, muratbey wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Joyce LOL Thanks Joyce. :-)
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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 25 Dec 2006 04:02 GMT >> [snipperoo] >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > LOL Thanks Joyce. :-) Actually, "gay" meant happy and joyful for a long, long time before it became a derogatory term for homosexuals! (Perhaps it's time we returned it to its original meaning?)
Joy - 25 Dec 2006 04:47 GMT >>> [snipperoo] >>> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > became a derogatory term for homosexuals! (Perhaps it's time we returned > it to its original meaning?) The word does seem to get around. I've been told that in current teen-speak, "gay" means the same as "lame". That is, of course, lame as slang, not in *its* original meaning. Also, many of my gay friends don't find anything derogatory about the term. I think it's more in how it's used.
Anyway, let's have a gay old time!
Joy
mlbriggs - 25 Dec 2006 04:55 GMT >>>> [snipperoo] >>>> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Joy Or Grand Old Time!
jmcquown - 25 Dec 2006 07:55 GMT >>>> [snipperoo] >>>> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > Joy Flintstones, meet the Flintstones... we'll have a gay old time!!!
sriddles@aol.com - 25 Dec 2006 04:25 GMT > > On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 22:46:46 -0800, muratbey wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Joyce All I did was roll my eyes at the header. It sound so much like 1980's mall-rat-speak.
Sherry
Outsider - 24 Dec 2006 21:48 GMT "muratbey" <muratbey@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1166942806.041273.231830 @a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:
> we found this newsgroup while searching for information about cats.. > and we ended up finding the kind of people we just saved a cat from.. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > him.. if you bother with him so much, then you need some help with > yourself. Damn! That's twice you struck out in as many days! You must really feel like a hole now.
CatNipped - 25 Dec 2006 16:29 GMT Anyone got a good roast duck recipe? We haven't started roasting our Christmas duckling yet, so we're still open for good recipes!
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Matthew - 25 Dec 2006 16:43 GMT Merry Xmas Catnipped I got one from the food network from you from one of my favorite chefs' Read below
> Anyone got a good roast duck recipe? We haven't started roasting our > Christmas duckling yet, so we're still open for good recipes! Sour Orange Glazed Duck with Herb Crepes Recipe courtesy Bobby Flay
Roast Duck: 1 Peking duckling (Long Island), about 5 pounds Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 orange, zested 1 lemon, zested 1 lime, zested 1 small onion, halved Sour Orange Glaze, recipe follows Herb Crepes, recipe follows Watercress, for garnish
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. A day before roasting, remove the giblets and neck from the cavity of the bird and discard. Trim the neck flap and excess fat from around the cavity. Rinse and dry the bird well. Set the duck on a rack on a baking sheet, and refrigerate, uncovered, for 24 hours. Pierce the duck skin all over (including the back), every 1/2-inch, with a skewer or small knife. Season the cavity with salt and pepper and stuff with strips or orange, lemon and lime zest and the onion. Set the duck on the rack in a roasting pan, and pour a cup of water in the pan. Roast the bird for 3 hours, removing the duck from the oven every hour to prick the skin again. Remove the duck from the oven and carefully, pour off the excess fat from the pan. (If desired reserve this fat for frying potatoes or wilting greens). Raise the oven temperature to 450 degrees F. Return the duck to the oven and roast until crisp and brown, about 30 minutes more. During the last 20 minutes of roasting, brush the duck with 1 cup of the orange glaze. Let the duck rest for 20 minutes before carving. Brush the ducks skin with glaze 4 to 5 times during the resting period. Carve the duck and transfer pieces to warm serving platter. Serve the remaining glaze at the table to drizzle over the duck, if desired. Brush the surface of the crepe with some sour orange glaze. Place a few slices of duck in the center of the crepe and top with a few sprigs of watercress. Fold over and roll up and serve.
Sour Orange Glaze: 4 cups fresh orange juice 2 cups fresh lemon juice 1 cup fresh lime juice 6 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1 tablespoon whole fennel seeds 1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns
Place the juice, garlic, fennel and peppercorns in a medium saucepan and cook over medium-high heat until reduced to 2 cups. Strain the sauce into a bowl and let cool to room temperature. Once cooled, remove 3/4 cup and place in bowl to serve with the crepes.
Herb Crepes: 2 large eggs 3/4 cup milk 1/2 cup water 1 cup flour 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly grated black pepper 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh thyme 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh parsley 3 tablespoons melted butter Butter, for coating the pan
In blender, combine all of the ingredients and pulse for 10 seconds. Place the crepe batter in the refrigerator for 1 hour. Heat a small non-stick pan over high heat. Add butter to coat. Pour 1-ounce of batter into the center of the pan and swirl the spread evenly. Cook for 30 seconds and flip. Cook for another 10 seconds and remove to the cutting board. Lay them out flat so they can cool. Continue until all the batter is gone.
CatNipped - 26 Dec 2006 02:30 GMT > Merry Xmas Catnipped > I got one from the food network from you from one of my favorite chefs' [quoted text clipped - 72 lines] > flip. Cook for another 10 seconds and remove to the cutting board. Lay > them out flat so they can cool. Continue until all the batter is gone. Thanks Matthew. It was a bit elaborate for last minute, but I'm definitely saving this one for next year - it sounds delicious!
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CatNipped
Matthew - 26 Dec 2006 05:47 GMT I never do anything small ;-)
>> Merry Xmas Catnipped >> I got one from the food network from you from one of my favorite chefs' [quoted text clipped - 80 lines] > > CatNipped tanada - 26 Dec 2006 00:23 GMT <<Snip Troll Stuff>>
Oh Wow!! I'm so jazzed, our first (at least as far as I've seen) troll of the season. Shall we honor it with recipes of the season?
I make these noshies that are so easy. I take chunked pineapple (canned, haven't tried fresh yet) and wrap a third or half slice of bacon around it, secure it with tooth picks and pop it in the oven at 400 F for 15 minutes then turn them over and cook them for another 15 minutes. They are really popular around here.
Pam S.
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