I always enjoy the cards you send (the stories are so cute - as are the
kitties), but this year there seems to be some attraction between Barney and
the card you sent.  None of the other cards received have this effect on
him.  I have the cards on display on side table (it used to be a neat
display, but Tennessee plopped his lardass into the middle of them and
flattened them, so I gave up), and *twice* now I have caught Barney chewing
on this card (it is now nicely perforated at the fold), and every day I find
*this* card on the floor.  Sometimes there are others, but *always* this
card!

Did you spray them with something special?  Is the paper and/or ink infused
with tuna????

What else could cause Barney's obsession with Lori's card?

... Maybe he has a crush on one of those lovely lady-cats?...