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Will in New Haven - 30 Nov 2006 02:19 GMT
This is Sunrise, the pretty one. Uncle Bill is typing this for me, so
please forgive the spelling and grandma.

Mommy Micki brought home a parrot!!

First, she put a big house in our living room. It is bigger than Bear
or Uncle Bill. We were hoping Bear would have to live in it so we could
laugh at him.

But then she brought home Buddy. He is a parrot. Uncle Bill says he is
a baby Severe Macaw. He sure looks SEVERE.He is green with big eyes and
he is real big and we are afraid of him. So we was hoping Bear would
eat him. But Bear likes him and they touch noses when Buddy is out of
his house and even when he is in it. Buddy drops his food on the floor
and Bear eats it. Then Buddy drops some more and watches Bear eat it.
So Bear likes him and he is in our living room. I got on the couch when
Buddy was on Mommy Miki's shoulder. I figured that I would kill him a
little bit. Bear YELLED at me and I had to go cry.

Winnie is trying to teach Buddy to saw "waaaaaaah," which is what he
says when Uncle Bill has not gived us breakfast but Buddy only says
YAAAWK so far. Missy probably likes Buddy better than she likes
hoomins. At least she hasn't piddled on his feet. Maggy May is afraid
of him and stays out of the living room.

We think you should come and take this parrot away. You could be nice
to him or you could cook him in a oven. We don't care. We want to keep
Bear because he is funny.

Sunrise the pretty one

--

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail
better."
Samuel Beckett, "Worstward Ho", 1983
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 30 Nov 2006 02:36 GMT
> But then she brought home Buddy. He is a parrot. Uncle Bill says he is
> a baby Severe Macaw. He sure looks SEVERE.He is green with big eyes and
> he is real big and we are afraid of him. So we was hoping Bear would
> eat him. But Bear likes him and they touch noses when Buddy is out of
> his house and even when he is in it.

Wow, that was fast! I guess dogs make friends faster than cats do, but
I didn't know that birds warmed up to dogs so fast!

> Buddy drops his food on the floor
> and Bear eats it. Then Buddy drops some more and watches Bear eat it.
> So Bear likes him and he is in our living room.

Ah, that explains it! :)

I got on the couch when
> Buddy was on Mommy Miki's shoulder. I figured that I would kill him a
> little bit. Bear YELLED at me and I had to go cry.

Sunrise, killing isn't something you can do partway... :)

> Winnie is trying to teach Buddy to saw "waaaaaaah," which is what he
> says when Uncle Bill has not gived us breakfast but Buddy only says
> YAAAWK so far.

Wait until he starts to say, "Wanna go out? Wanna go out?" :)

> We think you should come and take this parrot away. You could be nice
> to him or you could cook him in a oven. We don't care.

You might end up liking him, just wait and see!

Joyce

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