Nocturne thinks rap music is for cretins.

WARNING:  This post is blasphemous to any and all religions save the
Church of Nocturne

BATTLE HYMN OF THE F.W.O. (Feline World Order)
the corrected lyrics of the former "Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Your new national anthem

by Nocturne

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cat we call Nocturne
we must do as she commands us or in depths of hell we'll burn
our lives shall have no meaning if our pleas are simply spurned
please Nocturne come to us!

CHORUS:

Glory, glory to Lord Nocturne!
Glory, glory to the kitty!
Glory to our feline master!
Nocturne is Lord of all!

When we see our lovely goddess we break out in loud applause!
She is crushing all her enemies between her mighty jaws!
And if we chance to anger her, we feel her wrathful claws!
Nocturne shall punish us!

We're sorry we disturbed you when you're lying in the bed!
We are sorry that we bugged you till you kicked us in the head!
We would rather sleep upon the floor than end up being dead
Because we bothered you!

We are sorry, lady Nocturne, that we took you to the vet!
We are sorry for the vaccuum and the treats you didn't get!
We are merely stupid humans who are not enlightened yet!
Bestow on us your grace!

We are sorry for the bitties who disturb you from your sleep!
We are sorry we adopted Smokey since he is a creep!
We have sown stupidity and punishment we reap!
We get our just desserts!

She is curled upon a pillow like a queen upon a throne!
The bed and all around it she possesses for her own!
Power be to Nocturne and to La Nocturne alone!
She is the only lord!