Tyche and Kumani want to say that Smokey is not the only family member
with musical talent.

The Bitty Rap

CHORUS:

We be the bitties
we be down in our hood
we be the bitties
and we up to no good
Taking us in
our people might regret
we causin' trouble, sister an'
we ain't done growin' yet!

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We be the outcasts
of human society
products of our pasts
with no propriety
we got adopted
by our Mom an' MomDad
what they didn't know is
we were born to be bad!

MomDad took us from the trash
and he gave us his milk
and he cleaned us all up
till our fur shone like silk
and we were so cute
and we were so pretty
but under it all
we still be bad kitty!

TYCHE:

She look so cute
all tabby and tawny
but don't be taken in
by a naughty Kumani
she pets the humans
and then she swat
she screams for bugs
with all that she's got!

KUMANI:

Tyche shove herself
into any open box
then she runs into the bedroom
and jumps ontoppa Nox
Black lady be slick
but Tyche be slicker
cause she gets Queen Nox
to agree to lick her!

DUET:

we be playing in the toilet
an' sleeping in the sink
dirtying the litterbox
make it really stink
we be falling asleep
on the dining room table
we be misbehavin'
any way we able!

We mess Mommy's papers
an' steal MomDad's pen
then they yell a lot
so we do it all again!
We like to stalk Smokey
an' give him a scare
then curl up in the drawer
with the human underwear!

in the middle of the night
we run around the bed
we be jumping on the humans
and sleeping on they head
then we get to jammin'
with surround-sound purr
and everywhere we go
we be sheddin' lotsa fur!

We wanna eat a spider
We wanna eat a bug
if it makes our tummy sore
we just puke it on the rug
we can open the screen-door
we know it's ****ing bad
but playin' on the balcony
makes us ***ing glad!

We harrassing Nocturne
We be pestering Smokey
an' climbing up the fridge
for da cat nip tokey
we jeuvenile delinquents
never been schooled--
we bad little bitties
breakin' alla da rules!