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ollie2 - 17 Nov 2006 18:46 GMT

Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
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One says to the other, "What would you like for Christmas? I'd like four
kittens.
How about you?"
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The other cat says, "Well, I'd like five kittens."
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An old tomcat listening to the conversation jumps up on the fence and
sings, "HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS, HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS."

Bev :)

If you can step on nine daisies all at once it's springtime.

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Kreisleriana - 17 Nov 2006 20:29 GMT

>Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
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>If you can step on nine daisies all at once it's springtime.

Somehow that reminds me of the joke about the old ram and the young
ram standing on top of a hill.

The young ram says "Wow! Lookit all those ewes down there! What
babes! Let's run down there and @#$! them!"

The old ram looks and replies "Let's walk." ;)

Theresa
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Matthew - 17 Nov 2006 20:34 GMT

>>Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
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> Make Levees, Not War

There is more to Theresa I have heard about 10 versions of that joke

The young It is lets run down there and #@$ one of them
The older one turns to him and say no lets walk and f#$@# them all

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Adrian A - 17 Nov 2006 21:20 GMT

>>> Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
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> The young It is lets run down there and #@$ one of them
> The older one turns to him and say no lets walk and f#$@# them all

It reminds me of the joke about an old couple, the wife says "I'm feeling
frisky today, lets go upstairs and make love" the husband replies "I don't
think I could manage both dear"

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Kreisleriana - 17 Nov 2006 22:05 GMT

>>>> Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
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>frisky today, lets go upstairs and make love" the husband replies "I don't
>think I could manage both dear"

Wheee! Here we go! And then there's the one about the 80-year-old
man marrying a 25 year old woman. Mightn't that be dangerous?, a
friend asks. Groom shrugs and says "If she dies, she dies." :P

Theresa
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Lesley - 18 Nov 2006 00:40 GMT

Okay...well I like it

This couple just celebrated their golden wedding anniversary and the
morning after they are having breakfast and the guy says "Remember 50
years ago..we'd just got wed and we ate our first meal as man and wife
naked as jaybirds" (Can anyone explain that expression)

Wife says " I'm up for it if you are"

So they both strip off and after a few minutes the wife says "Honey my
tits are as hot for you now as they were back then"

And he says....

"Thats because one of em is now in your coffee and the other one is in
your porridge"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

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Lesley - 18 Nov 2006 00:40 GMT

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MatSav - 18 Nov 2006 15:39 GMT

> It reminds me of the joke about an old couple, the wife says "I'm feeling
> frisky today, lets go upstairs and make love" the husband replies "I don't
> think I could manage both dear"

There's another! Two elderly residents of a Nursing Home decide to
marry. On their wedding night, they make mad, passionate love. In the
morning, the husband says...

"If I'd known you were still a virgin, I'd have taken it easy!"

Wife replies...

"If I'd known you could still get it up, I'd have taken my tights off!"

:-)

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