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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / November 2006If I was in charge....
"tanada" <tanada@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:xas5h.5883$ig4.359@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net... > Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, other > than Pine Cone's rather abortive run at the governorship of Catifornia OOOOH! I bet he'd give the Guvinator a run for his money. What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for election? Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much pro-sunbeam. Yowie >> Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, >> other [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Yowie Nanki-Poo's motto would be, "A rocking chair for every cat. (He saw it first, and he and Lindy have been vying for possession of my grandmother's rocking chair ever since I got it.) Joy > > What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for > > election? Oh Gods. Smokey's an anti-environmentalist. His second move would be to 'ban outside' by enclosing the entire planet under a climate-controlled roof. (That's right after the mandatory ham law passed.) Tyche's an isolationist. Basically, anyone entering her territory would be shot. Hopefully her country/province/whatever she's governing isnt' much bigger than a typical 2 person dwelling. Kumani would strictly outlaw the use of needles, thermometers, and actually any practitioning of medicine (particularly vets) in favour of faith healing through feline mojo. Nocturne...tireless crusader for the repeal of all human rights and president, queen, deity and dictator for life of the Feline World Order, need I say more? "Imagine a paw stamping down on a human face...forever." (with apologies to Orwell) --Fil > > > What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for > > > election? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > outside' by enclosing the entire planet under a climate-controlled > roof. (That's right after the mandatory ham law passed.) Perhaps Smokey would be interested in a T-shirt I bought in the Haight/Ashbury district in San Francisco once. It says "PAVE THE PLANET....one world, one people, one slab of asphalt". 8^P --tension > Perhaps Smokey would be interested in a T-shirt > I bought in the Haight/Ashbury district in San Francisco > once. It says "PAVE THE PLANET....one world, > one people, one slab of asphalt". Yeah, Smokey went from feral survivalist to urbanite pretty quickly. Paving would certainly get rid of "those horrible tree things," but in order to eliminate weather, a giant dome would still be required. :) Also on his hit list are dumptrucks and coyotes. --Fil >>> Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, >>> other [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >Joy Burritos and popcorn for everyone, but especially me. Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War >> Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, >> other than Pine Cone's rather abortive run at the governorship of >> Catifornia > OOOOH! I bet he'd give the Guvinator a run for his money. No kidding! Where was he when we needed him?? :) > Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much pro-sunbeam. Here in California, we used to have a governor called "Governor Moonbeam" (aka Jerry Brown - USians will know who that is). Actually, I shouldn't say "we", because that was long before I moved here. He was considered kind of a flaky new-ager, he dated the singer Linda Ronstadt, etc, which for some reason cemented his image as an out-there California weirdo, although I don't understand why - Linda Ronstadt seems like a decent person to me! Oh... you said "Catifornia"... <Letelier> Never Mind. </Letelier> Joyce > What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for > election? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Yowie Persia would absolutely be pro-sunbeam and pro-pillows in said sunbeams. Also pro fireplaces (it's 35F outside and too late for me to light a fire but there's always tomorrow!) with pillows in front for the kitty to snuggle on. Pro-squirrels and pro-birdies to be viewed via the kitty TV (aka sliding glass doors). Jill >> What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for >> election? [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Jill This thread reminds me of the song "When Cats Take Over the World" :-)  SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk > Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much pro-sunbeam. > > Yowie Robbie says that he agrees with Shmoggs politics and can he join the campaign party as he fully supports the "Pro sunbeam" Bill. HRFL Tiger would like to put forward the "Pro cheese" bill, whereby he has first dibs on all cheese coming into his territory, which shall hereby be renamed "City of Tigertown". Pandora says that she'll support anything that makes HRFL Tiger happy, but she would like it known she is also Pro Sunbeam, as well as being Anti-rain & cold - she believes it should be banned. Cleo is pro-fleecey-bed-in-front-of-the-fire, and reckons a bill should be passed where she gets fed in bed so she doesn't have to walk to the kitchen. Miss Lily Whiskers doesn't give a sh*t what bills are passed, as long as they're pro gooshy food on demand, anti wet & cold. If pushed however, Miss Lily Whiskers will also admit to being pro-sunbeam. So, Shmogg can rest assured in the knowledge that he has 5 cats who are signed up members of the pro-sunbeam party. Helen M "Yowie" <yowie9644.DIESPAMDIE@yahoo.com.au> wrote: > Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much > pro-sunbeam. Licky would enact an anti-loud noise bill immediately upon taking office. Tacked onto that bill would be a ban on sudden movements. Joyce > Pandora says that she'll support > anything that makes HRFL Tiger happy, but she would like it known she is > also Pro Sunbeam, as well as being Anti-rain & cold - she believes it > should be banned. <snippage> > Miss Lily Whiskers doesn't give a sh*t what bills are passed, > as long as they're pro gooshy food on demand, anti wet & cold. If pushed > however, Miss Lily Whiskers will also admit to being pro-sunbeam. Oh-oh, I see a cold war descending on kitty world. Caliban, though definitely pro sunbeam, is also in favour of wet and windy, as well as snow. Miranda's platform would be high. I.e. high platforms for every kitty to hang out on. Good cat trees / real trees to climb, as well as nice wooden panelling on walls for good climbing. She would also push for fresh meat every day, and none of that disgusting cat food. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Robbie says that he agrees with Shmoggs politics and can he join the campaign party as he fully supports the "Pro sunbeam" Bill. HRFL Tiger would like to put forward the "Pro cheese" bill, whereby he has first dibs on all cheese coming into his territory, which shall hereby be renamed "City of Tigertown". Pandora says that she'll support anything that makes HRFL Tiger happy, but she would like it known she is also Pro Sunbeam, as well as being Anti-rain & cold - she believes it should be banned. Cleo is pro-fleecey-bed-in-front-of-the-fire, and reckons a bill should be passed where she gets fed in bed so she doesn't have to walk to the kitchen. Miss Lily Whiskers doesn't give a sh*t what bills are passed, as long as they're pro gooshy food on demand, anti wet & cold. If pushed however, Miss Lily Whiskers will also admit to being pro-sunbeam. So, Shmogg can rest assured in the knowledge that he has 5 cats who are signed up members of the pro-sunbeam party. Helen M ========================================= Spicey is also very pro sunbeam and wishes to promote a pro box policy. Suz&Spicey My former cat Ruffus would run on a platform of platform. A high place for every cat. A warm television in every home, and a computer to sit on. Since I havn't seen Baha's reply, I'll guess at what she'd write. Stosh: No doors! All cats, under my administration, will be allowed to run in and out of the house at will. Tall swivel chairs will be provided to all worthy cats. Brandy: We will require a variety of foods to be provided by the twolegs. No one will go without. Odessa: All twolegs will have to pass a stringent test before being allowed to scratch me. Favor will be given to men. Sabrina: Our administration will provide cardboard boxes and samples of fabric and yarn to all strays and cats needing comfort. SignatureChristopher A. Young You can't shout down a troll. You have to starve them. . What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for election? > What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for > election? Oh, Bootsie Collin's platforms for sure. They were the tallest shoes we ever saw during the entire decade (70's of course) and we think cats would instantly claim the top of them if ever seen. A pair for each kitty, I think, along with the passing of the "No Kitten Left Behind" act mandating the opening of all human homes to the occupation of kittens such that none ever need experience unwelcome weather of any sort ever again. And if there are humans in those homes that don't get along with kittens....let them sit out in the cold for awhile. 8^P --tension > Oh, Bootsie Collin's platforms for sure. They were the tallest shoes > we ever saw during the entire decade (70's of course) and we think > cats would instantly claim the top of them if ever seen. Tallest shoes? I'm trying and failing to picture tall shoes... :) Who's Bootsie Collins? Joyce A pair for > each kitty, I think, along with the passing of the "No Kitten Left > Behind" [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > don't get along with kittens....let them sit out in the cold for > awhile. 8^P > --tension SignatureTo reply privately, take the X's out of my user ID. > > Oh, Bootsie Collin's platforms for sure. They were the tallest shoes > > we ever saw during the entire decade (70's of course) and we think [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Joyce Bootsy is a bass player, who is pretty much the father of funk. While playing in James Brown's band in the '60s, he invented the bass sound that became typical of the big funk bands in the 70s. He was the bass player for Parliament Funkadelic. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War > > Oh, Bootsie Collin's platforms for sure. They were the tallest shoes > > we ever saw during the entire decade (70's of course) and we think [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Joyce Heheh, Theresa explained who he is, but not about his shoes....he wore the tallest platform boots, usually in outrageous red vinyl PVC, the heels had to be six inches high, with the soles not far behind. That's tall shoes. If not tall enough, there were also Gene Simmon's boots..... (KISS) --tension > > Who's Bootsie Collins? > Heheh, Theresa explained who he is, but not about his > shoes....he wore the tallest platform boots, usually in > outrageous red vinyl PVC, the heels had to be six inches > high, with the soles not far behind. That's tall shoes. Oh... duh!! *Platforms* - I get it. (Slowly, after much explanation, but at least I get it.) I love seeing those old 70s soul groups with matching suits in some bright color with wide lapels, bell bottoms, and platforms. And big, big afros. > If not tall enough, there were also Gene Simmon's boots..... > (KISS) Now there's one of the biggest jerks who ever lived! Joyce > > > Who's Bootsie Collins? > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >bright color with wide lapels, bell bottoms, and platforms. And big, >big afros. Earth Wind and Fire used to have some great costumes. They put on a great show. ;) But Parliament. They were something else. ;) > > If not tall enough, there were also Gene Simmon's boots..... > > (KISS) > >Now there's one of the biggest jerks who ever lived! > >Joyce Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War > Earth Wind and Fire used to have some great costumes. They put on a > great show. ;) > > But Parliament. They were something else. ;) Never saw them alive, too bad for me, but I did see a later incarnation of Earth, Wind & Fire, with Bootsie in red PVC as usual! And though it was in the 90's that I saw them, his boots were just as big as ever. Didn't matter though, I was too busy watching his bass! Also, you can see him in that video "Groove is in the Heart" by ...what's her name again? --tension Just to stay on topic........free nip for all kitties who managed to find a pair of red boots platform....... >> Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, >> other [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much > pro-sunbeam. Kitty would promote mandatory real fires in the home that she can snooze near. Boyfriend would be for banning anyone coming to the house and ringing the doorbell. In fact, banning anyone coming to the house at all! Both would be pro-sunbeam and would say that roasted breast of chicken, chopped up finely for cats should be the law in Britain. Tweed >> Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, >> other [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much > pro-sunbeam. Lets see, "No Cat Left Abandoned", D*g control, TED control, Crunchies and Gooshy Food on demand, and very pro-choice sleeping spots Pam S. channeling the Coney one >> Pam S. who really doubts that cats could give a sh*t about politics, other >> than Pine Cone's rather abortive run at the governorship of Catifornia [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Yowie If Sheba were to run for gov, she would promise a whole roast chicken for every cat every day! Robin promises to put severe controlls on trespassing critters; and making it illegal to not have a onetruehome to stay in and protect. Djoser is also pro-sun; but also promises every cat a soft blankie nest to sleep in. -- CATherine >What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for >election? Redunzel would promise DaNip on demand to all cats who like that and World peace so cats everywhere can get on with important stuff like sleeping As for Sarrasine....Running mate to Nocturne Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
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