The Smokey Rap
as performed by Smokey (aka Poke Daddy)
with Kumani and Tyche, background dancing bitties
and commentary by Nocturne, music critic

My name is Pokey Smokey
I'm a very lazy boy
When you pet me on the head
then you will see the kitty joy
with your lap down below
and your hand up above
stroking my back
for the kitty kitty luv!

CHORUS:

I'm Smokey.
BITTIES (background singers) Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow!
I'm pokey.
BITTIES:  Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow!
I'm Smokey, I'm pokey
BITTIES:  Chicka-mew Maow Maow!
I'm pokey, I'm Smokey
BITTIES:  Chicka-mew Maow Maow!

At four in the morning
I'm gettin' in the mood
to wander to the kitchen
and to eat a little food
when I feel an awful chill
in the bottom of my soul
cause I can see the bottom
of the kitty vittle bowl!

So I go into the bedroom
an' I do the pokey dance
while singin' for my breakfast
in a hungry kitty trance
till you crawl out of bed
grab the coffee cup
open up the bag
and fill the bowls all up!

When I'm done my breakfast
and a little catnip toke
then I climb onto the couch
cause ya know it's time to poke
if you're gonna poke right
then you need a lazy groove
cause you'll lie there all day
and you just won't move

If I'm pokin' really hard
then I roll onto my back
with my eyes on the ceiling
and my body really slack
an' I'll lie around for hours
with my paws in the air
an' my brain on autopilot
cause I don't give a care

there's only one thing
I just cannot abide
it's a terrible place
that people call OUT SIDE
there's nothin' to eat
there's rain and ice
an' the forest's real dirty
and coyotes ain't nice

It's better in my crib
with my funky kitty crew
a pair of bitty kittens
and La Nocturne too
I'm a cat who's slick
with the ladies you know
cause baby I'm a pimp
and Nocturne's my little h...OW!  dammit that hurt!  ow, right across
the face!  geez Nox, you don't have to be such a....OW!

NOCTURNE:  Hsssssss.