I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
they stuck to the fur surrounding the dingleberry supply mechanism. A few
minutes before this, she ate her morning chow like a horse. I had to leave
for work, which of course will make me a horrible little worker-bee for the
rest of the day, until Louie (who gets to go home for a while before his work,
and home for lunch) lets me know what's up. She is shedding like an ape
fallen into a vat of Veet so, as uncomfortable as it is, I hope it's only a
tickling hair. She was just fine earlier. She got lots of early morning
petting and playtime and was purring like a quiet but well-tuned little
machine, and when chow time came she dug in with more than her usual gusto.
About 15 minutes after breakfast we saw her in the bathtub of all places,
coughing until the dingleberry harvest. Actually it was only two or three
drops of dingleberry juice. Louie says it's possible to cough so hard it
makes you want "faire un petit peu de merde," which I hope is all to it; and
I hope that those of you who speak French will correct my grammar if I'm
wrong! Please send some good purring vibes to my little supermodel! I hope
she only needs a good brushing, otherwise she'll keep me chasing her for an
hour and beat the merde out of me if it comes down to a vet visit!
Blessed be,
Baha
Randy - 05 Oct 2006 15:10 GMT
>I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
>at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
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>Blessed be,
>Baha
Purrs for Roxie on the way. Hopefully it is just one of those cat things they
like to do to scare the bejesus out of us.
Randy
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Matthew - 05 Oct 2006 15:25 GMT
>I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
> at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
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> Blessed be,
> Baha
tension_on_the_wire - 05 Oct 2006 21:45 GMT
> I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
> at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
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> she only needs a good brushing, otherwise she'll keep me chasing her for an
> hour and beat the merde out of me if it comes down to a vet visit!
Hi Baha:
Please correct me if I misunderstand....the "dingleberries du merde"
are coming from the usual place, right? I wasn't sure whether you
were saying that she is coughing them up out of her mouth!! That
would be a surgical emergency, of course, so I'm just assuming
you meant from the "dingleberry harvester combine", heheh!
--tension
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 06 Oct 2006 00:15 GMT
> Please correct me if I misunderstand....the "dingleberries du merde"
> are coming from the usual place, right? I wasn't sure whether you
> were saying that she is coughing them up out of her mouth!! That
> would be a surgical emergency, of course, so I'm just assuming
> you meant from the "dingleberry harvester combine", heheh!
It sounded to me like she meant that the force of coughing expelled
said dingleberries from the other end. You might have experienced
occasional "stress incontinence" from a bad coughing bout or from
laughing really hard, although that usually results in peeing (from
which comes the expression "pee-in-your-pants funny" :)). So I thought
this was the same sort of thing.
Joyce
Baha - 06 Oct 2006 18:52 GMT
Ewww. You're right, it sounds like I meant something else...but I meant to
say they were exiting the usual spot where the dingleberries emerge!
>> I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
>> at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
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>
>--tension
Sam - 06 Oct 2006 04:40 GMT
> I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
> at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
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> Blessed be,
> Baha
Purrs for Roxie on the way. Hoping it's a minor, temporary thing.

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Baha - 06 Oct 2006 20:30 GMT
Updating on my little beauty queen...
When I got home she was fine. It was as if nothing had happened. And this
morning, she was climbing around the shelves and cabinets like a monkey in
the jungle, which for her is normal. And she ate normally.
We'll watch her awhile, like the vet said; she figured it was nothing, just
that kind of stress incontinence thing mentioned earlier. The good doctor
said it's not unheard of in a cat. I'd like to hear a cat laughing so that
she'd whiz without control; I'd love to hear what a laughing cat sounds like.
Mostly they smirk. I'm sure Roxie was smirking: "I finally have some freaking
attention. They can pet me for days but I want all of it because I'm a
FREAKING DIVA!!! I want it all! Because I have Paris Hilton beat by miles. I
want a perfume named after me, because I'm worth it. I'm worth L'Oreal! I'm
worth MORE than L'Oreal! I'll show those two-leggers. I just need to drop one
of these nasty little thingies right in their tub because they can't use
their paws to wash like normal people can!"
Blessed be,
Baha
>I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
>at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
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>Blessed be,
>Baha
Takayuki - 07 Oct 2006 17:07 GMT
>Updating on my little beauty queen...
>
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>of these nasty little thingies right in their tub because they can't use
>their paws to wash like normal people can!"
I'm glad to hear that the dingleberry coughing's subsided. It doesn't
sound like anything I've ever heard of before, except maybe how
doctors ask patients to cough when they're checking for hernias, so
that anything that's loose will have a better chance of popping out.
polonca12000 - 09 Oct 2006 22:17 GMT
> I hope it's only maternal paranoia. Roxie this morning started coughing and
> at a point or two dropped little bits of what I'd call dingleberries, had
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
> Blessed be,
> Baha
Lots and lots of purrs and best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek