Buy Run and his mommy-person are moooving into r downstares for good.
Mommy and Unkl Bill and maybe Bear are happy but the fest of us are
mad. We wike Buy Run's mommy but the Pomeranium must go!!
The other nit he YELLED at Winny and me real loud and we wr in a cornr
where we cud not excape. I wuz gonna push poor Winny at him while I got
way. And that wud make me sad cause I wike Winny. But Bear, r d*g,
YELLED at Buy Run to leev us lone. Dat mad me happy. And Buy Run wunt
mess wif Bear.
An Buy Run usly wasts Bearz time wen Bear cud be doing somfing for uz
and he wasts Unkl Bill's and r Mommy's, and his OWN Mommy's time when
DEY could be doin somfing for us. And he's silly and he's mean.
An he's stayin for GOOD. That's BAD.Sumwun com slay this d*ggie.
Sunrise, the PRETTY red wun
Will in New Haven
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tension_on_the_wire - 22 Sep 2006 20:02 GMT
> Buy Run and his mommy-person are moooving into r downstares for good.
> Mommy and Unkl Bill and maybe Bear are happy but the fest of us are
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> Will in New Haven
Aw, sowwy to hew dat yooz gize having tuff thyme. Luthien de Elder sez
yu must sharrrrrrrpen yooz clozzies for to nip dat d*g in de noze next
thyme he getz too cloce. Heel lern, dey all doo in de end.
--Luthien the Elder
p.s. Muezza.Glorio sez....what *she* sed!