HELP NEEDED ASAP:
Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last,
our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know
how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just
wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be
arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this
weekend!
They are described as:
One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have
problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and
is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy
eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well
with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training
he should be able to read soon.
One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old.
Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been
temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting
occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very
healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little
girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys and
therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very
quick learner and is currently working on her house training.
Shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's
right for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we
simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may
hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we
have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by
Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at
the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has
to be our new puppy.
-- Author Unknown
Adrian A - 22 Sep 2006 10:28 GMT
> HELP NEEDED ASAP:
> Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
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> -- Author Unknown
I've seen something similar before, it still makes me smile, thanks for
posting.

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 22 Sep 2006 17:25 GMT
Karen wrote:
> HELP NEEDED ASAP:
> Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
> for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last,
> our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
> We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know
Remember this? :)
http://home.sonic.net/~jwermont/misc/ad.jpg
mlbriggs - 22 Sep 2006 18:20 GMT
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:25:08 +0000, jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt wrote:
> Karen wrote:
> > HELP NEEDED ASAP:
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> http://home.sonic.net/~jwermont/misc/ad.jpg
Very clever! MLB
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 23 Sep 2006 01:10 GMT
> Karen wrote:
> > HELP NEEDED ASAP:
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> http://home.sonic.net/~jwermont/misc/ad.jpg
Indeed I do! (It's just as funny the second time around, too.)
Mischief - 23 Sep 2006 04:53 GMT
hehehe yeah i saw this posted in one of the vet clinics i was checking
out. It's quite funny....
Kristi