Take any old plastic bag, One fom the grocery store will do quite
nicely, but in this case it was an small bag leftover from a Las Vegas
trip, from Exaclibur.

Now you will also need one Cat Dancer.  If you don't have one, you need
something with about three feet of length.

Position youself on the floor and put the large end of the Cat Dancer
INSIDE the plastic bag.  Grasp other end and wait.

At intermittent intervals, rattle your end of the Cat Dancer, which
will cause the other end to also shake.  Since it is inside the plastic
bag, it will rustle.

Wait for cat or cats to approach, make sure you stop rattling so they
will approach cautiously.  If they stop to look at you, quickly look
away like you have NOTHING to do with that THING.

Then proceed to rattle or move the cat dancer around inside the bag.

Prepare for:

1.  The classic POUNCE!
2.  The curiousity stare, followed by the  POUNCE!
3.  The tail twitching and bug eyes as it follows the mysterious thing
followed eventually by a POUNCE!
4.  Biting, tearing, ripping of the plastic bag.
5.  The POUNCE, walk away inuninterested, then perks up when rattled
again followed by POUNCE!

And the ever classic.....

The cautious approach, followed by a slight jump when bag is rattled.
Immediately stop the bag and wait for the cat to SLOWLY approach the
bag.  Suddenly shake the Cat Dancer and/or move the bag toward the cat.

Prepare then for cat levitating several inches followed by stalking
away, nursing injured dignity while you giggle/laugh.

heeheeheeheeheehee..............

I enjoyed this because i got to play with Imp, which he rarely lets me
do.  He did several pounces, then would stop and stare at the moving
thing, then pounce again.  He actually pounced, bit and shook to 'break
the neck' of the thing.  Mischief also came up and pounced but then
realiized that such activity was beneath her and hopped up onto my bed
to take a bath.

Imp got more and more weirded out by the thing especially since the
thing was really starting to shake.  Mayhem heard the ruckus and
cautiously approached, unseen by Imp.

Oh, btw, did i mention that Imp is kinda scared of Mayhem?

Imp would lean forward and then jump a little as I would shake the bag
more violently.

Then on a rather large shake, Imp jumped back like three inches.
Mayhem took the opportunity to then lean forward and touch her nose to
his tail.  Imp levitated about four inches and turned to run, but say
Mayhem blocking the way.  He assumed the black cat Halloween pose then
kinda backed up and slunk away.

Then I shook the bag and both Imp and Mayhem's eyes turn back to the
THING.  Myahem slooooowly approached and I would then shake the bag and
she would jump back.

But the best part was when I stopped and waited for her to really get
close.  She hunkered down, and cautiously stepped forward.
Step.....step.....step.......closer........closer.......wait for
it......

*shakes the bag and moves it towards Mayhem*

She levitiated about six inches up and backwards about a foot.  At the
SAME TIME, Imp who was watching about two feet away, ALSO jumped.  I
had been gritting my teeth all this time trying not to laugh, but
finally i couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

And Imp and Mayhem turned and trotted off in different directions to
nurse their dignity.

Too bad i couldn't hold a camera with the other hand.

Awesome entertainment.  hehehehehehehehehe

Kristi