I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
head. Yes it felt good, for she was doing it the proper way a slave
should.
Suddenly she smiled and i looked up in time to see her hands coming at
my face. Before i could back away, she cupped my head and suddenly
KISSED me right on the NOSE!!!!
EWWWW!!!!!
I wriggled out of her grasp and licked my nose clean. How DARE she
contaminate my nose with HOOMIN COOTIES!!!!!!!!
I had to give my face a thorough washing after that. Ick!!!
Mischief
Hoomin note: I love giving Missy and Mayhem kisses on the nose. Mayhem
puts up with it, since she'll give me nose kisses too. But Mischief
acts like I'm giving her the plague or something. sheesh!
Marina - 09 Sep 2006 07:57 GMT
> Hoomin note: I love giving Missy and Mayhem kisses on the nose. Mayhem
> puts up with it, since she'll give me nose kisses too. But Mischief
> acts like I'm giving her the plague or something. sheesh!
LOL! Miranda is like that, too. She loathes having my face too close.
But Caliban loves giving and getting kisses.

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tension_on_the_wire - 09 Sep 2006 08:22 GMT
> > Hoomin note: I love giving Missy and Mayhem kisses on the nose. Mayhem
> > puts up with it, since she'll give me nose kisses too. But Mischief
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Well get'em young and get'em used to it. Around here, we call it
paying the rent!! Hahah!! 8^P
---tension
kilikini - 09 Sep 2006 13:25 GMT
> I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> puts up with it, since she'll give me nose kisses too. But Mischief
> acts like I'm giving her the plague or something. sheesh!
ROFL, Tyrone is like that, too. He can't stand to be kissed. Chloe and Pua
don't seem to mind, though.
kili
mlbriggs - 09 Sep 2006 20:05 GMT
> I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> puts up with it, since she'll give me nose kisses too. But Mischief
> acts like I'm giving her the plague or something. sheesh!
TuTu loves nose kisses and she will return them. If I don't watch out,
she will also give me lip kisses. MLB
Shiral - 10 Sep 2006 00:14 GMT
> I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> EWWWW!!!!!
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Indeed. My hoomin is always doing stuff like that
too! Yoo reallly hafta be on your gard around hoomins. And then they
say WE'RE sneaky....
Francesca.
Hoomin Note: Francesca, sensing I was not operating at full factory
specs last night, (I've come down with a mild cold,) and thus she
deigned to sit in my lap while I was watching TV last night. She quite
enjoyed all the ear scritches and rubbings under the chin, but she
really hates being kissed. =o)
Melissa
Micha - 10 Sep 2006 12:41 GMT
> EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Indeed. My hoomin is always doing stuff like that
> too! Yoo reallly hafta be on your gard around hoomins. And then they
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> enjoyed all the ear scritches and rubbings under the chin, but she
> really hates being kissed. =o)
I would resent being kissed by someone with a cold, too. ;-)
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 10 Sep 2006 08:19 GMT
> I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
> head. Yes it felt good, for she was doing it the proper way a slave
> should.
> Suddenly she smiled and i looked up in time to see her hands coming at
> my face. Before i could back away, she cupped my head and suddenly
> KISSED me right on the NOSE!!!!
> EWWWW!!!!!
LOL! When I saw the subject (before reading your post), I thought you
were grossed out because your cat kissed you! :) A friend of mine has
a cat who loves mouth kisses - she'll even lick your teeth. Ewww! I love
cats, and I'll put up with a lot of things other people won't - like
kneading and smurgling, or the beastie lying on my chest with its butt
in my face - but I draw the line at being french-kissed. (By a non-human,
I hasten to add.)
Neither Smudge nor Roxy is crazy about being kissed on the face (I'm
fond of their foreheads - it's the perfect kissing spot), but they
tolerate it. Sometimes I get a dirty look, but they don't get so put
out that they have to launch into an elaborate washing routine. But
Licky, Mr. "Don't touch me, you're terrifying me", just adores being
kissed on the head! He'll lean his head up into my face for maximum
exposure, purring at top volume.
Joyce
Joy - 10 Sep 2006 08:31 GMT
> > I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> > having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> in my face - but I draw the line at being french-kissed. (By a non-human,
> I hasten to add.)
I agree. I once knew a woman who said her cat liked to suck her tongue.
Ewwww!
Joy
> Neither Smudge nor Roxy is crazy about being kissed on the face (I'm
> fond of their foreheads - it's the perfect kissing spot), but they
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Joyce
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 10 Sep 2006 08:45 GMT
> <jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net> wrote in message
>> I draw the line at being french-kissed. (By a non-human,
>> I hasten to add.)
> I agree. I once knew a woman who said her cat liked to suck her tongue.
> Ewwww!
Aaaagh! Sounds like that could end up being rather painful, too.
Joyce
tension_on_the_wire - 10 Sep 2006 10:27 GMT
> > > I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> > > having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
> >
> > Joyce
I had a Sarah-cat that would fall asleep on my chest, head on shoulder,
constantly trying to suck my ear lobe. I got her when she was only
four weeks old, from the shelter, failing to thrive and she was so
young that she imprinted onto me, like Conrad Lorenz and his ducks.
She ended up a parrot-cat, riding on my shoulder every where I went
(long time ago, student days), even when I rode my bicycle. What a
life that was!
---tension
Takayuki - 10 Sep 2006 19:36 GMT
>Neither Smudge nor Roxy is crazy about being kissed on the face (I'm
>fond of their foreheads - it's the perfect kissing spot), but they
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>kissed on the head! He'll lean his head up into my face for maximum
>exposure, purring at top volume.
I like nibbling the back of the head, and I think they like that too,
since it's similar to being groomed by another cat.
Takayuki - 10 Sep 2006 19:34 GMT
>I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
>having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>I wriggled out of her grasp and licked my nose clean. How DARE she
>contaminate my nose with HOOMIN COOTIES!!!!!!!!
LOL. Cute story!
polonca12000 - 12 Sep 2006 21:37 GMT
> I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed and
> having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began scritching my
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> puts up with it, since she'll give me nose kisses too. But Mischief
> acts like I'm giving her the plague or something. sheesh!
Soncek hates being kissed, but I just have to kiss his forehead when I
go out, don't I? ;)
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
Adrian A - 13 Sep 2006 11:43 GMT
>> I was just minding my own business, you know, just lying on the bed
>> and having a wash. When the hoomin slave walked up and began
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> Best wishes,
> Polonca and Soncek
Baggy used to hate kisses when he was younger, he doesn't seem to mind now.
Maybe he realises they're meant affectionately.

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