3 -- Wiskers (heh, heh, heh)....Ok, you know who you are people, you
kind that clips cat's wiskers and laughs like hell. Cat's use wiskers
to navigate in the dark, like when they're entering a tight spot, their
wiskers will tell them if they're about to run into something (kind of
like those cadillacs with those metal tubes sticking out the side). So
what do you do? You cut the f.ckers wiskers, down to you start getting
fur. Then you gotta through the cat in a closet, and open the door, oh,
about 4 inches. The cat will naturally be f.cked and stunned that us
humans would do such a thing (it probably is equlivant of a cat cutting
off your dick) and he'll start bumping around, wondering what the
f.ck....So you just sit there and laugh your a.s off. The cat might
eventually make it's way out of the closet, but maybe you could,
hmmm...Find something else to do to it after that? (grin>