Here are some of them....

Am I in your way?
 You seem to have it backwards:
 This pillow's taken.

 The food in my bowl
 Is old, and more to the point,
 Contains no tuna.

 There's no dignity
 In being sick - which is why
 I don't tell you where.

 Seeking solitude
 I am locked in the closet.
 For once, I need you.

 Tiny can dumped in
 Plastic bowl. Presentation,
 One star; service: none.

 Your mouth is moving
 Up and down, emitting noise.
 I've lost interest.

 The dog wags his tail,
 Seeking approval. See mine?
 Different message.

 Cats can't steal the breath
 Of children. But if my tail's
 Pulled again, I'll learn.

 So you call this thing
 Your "cat carrier." I call
 These my "blades of death."

 Big hairy spider.
 Why did you put it outside?
 Waste of a good snack.

 Many birds out there
 And me behind this window.
 Need a glass cutter.

 I don't mind being
 Teased, any more than you mind
 A skin graft or two.

 My brain: walnut-sized.
 Yours: largest among primates.
 Yet, who leaves for work?

I hurl my furball
Right in my moms brand new shoes
See it and weep, bitch.

LOL!

Helen M

I saved these from 2005; they were originally posted by Victor.

Haiku written by cats

----
The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
----
So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle is closer.
----
There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.
----
Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
----
Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.
----
Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow is taken.
----
Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.
----
The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
----
My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
----
Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.
----
My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.
----
Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.
----
I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.
----
So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."
----
Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

No cluons were harmed when Bridget <tektor@verizon.net> said:

Here are some new ones:

I've always loved you;
My simple purr is the proof.
Won't you love me, too?

Feral wants some food,
But hisses at indoor cat.
He feels so betrayed!

Homeless cats need love.
Their desperate cuddles say,
"I wish you'd keep me."

My heart is broken
Upon his old, worn body.
Cat life is too short.

A purr, in memory;
Gentle footpads walk with me.
I miss my kitty.

A joyful big pounce!
Gotta catch all these greeblings!
Kitten is awake.

You understand me,
But your wife has a surprise
In her brand new shoes.

Cat speaks gibberish.
At least when she walks across
My exposed keyboard.

Soft purrs, warm cuddles.
There is no happiness like
The love of my cats.

Hugs and Purrs,
Mark

Here are a few links to kitty haikus I Googled (I haven't checked them
for repetition) -

http://orgy.aaronland.net/spam/texts/cat_haikus.html

http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html

http://www.jumbojoke.com/cat_haikus_414.html

http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/cathaiku.html

http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/CatHaiku.htm