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You walk into the room......

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Mischief - 26 Aug 2006 07:34 GMT
....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed.

I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down.

I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my
smoldering eyes onto you.

You come to me and slowly start to caress me.

I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you.

But still you persist.

As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive
touch.

The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies.

My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch.

Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder.

My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to
last.

You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker.

I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you.

You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back!

Oh no....no....no.....no..........no......

yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES......

YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!!

I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........   I'M GOING TO......

PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr..................

And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and
content cat.

The end

And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to
this story,  SICK SICK!!  YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!!  YOU SHOULD ALL BE
ASHAMED!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Kristi
Yowie - 26 Aug 2006 23:15 GMT
<top posted so as not to spoil the surprise>

Love it!

And I"m quite sure thats *excatly* what happens. LOL.

Yowie

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> Kristi
dmikhail3@gmail.com - 27 Aug 2006 00:27 GMT
doubtful it was much misinterpreted in this group

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> Kristi
Mischief - 27 Aug 2006 00:34 GMT
Uh, yeah, it was a silly attempt at a joke :P

Kristi
 
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