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You know you spend too much time on rpca when.....

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Lesley - 22 Aug 2006 12:00 GMT
Hi

Obviously the above statement is a complete lie as you can NEVER spend
too much time on rpca but having been gulity of everyone of the things
below I guess it's worth sharing

1. When you ask your partner what he wants for dinner and he says "I
would love a KFC" it takes you a minute to realise he means
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" rather than "Kitty Farm Cat"

2. You've ruined more than 1 keyboard by spluttering beverage's all
over it

3. You've learnt to put your drink down when you see the initials
"BW" after ruining the keyboard

4. There is a huge box of mansize tissues (OT: Why "mansize"? Do
women have smaller noses?) by your computer for TW's and RB's

5. You use rpca slang in emails to people who aren't members

6. You came name forty plus felines from the list (50+ if you include
those who have crossed the bridge) straight off but you have to think
who their slaves are

7. You log into rpca first (because you can't wait) or last (because
you want to get mundane work related stuff out of the way before you
sit back and enjoy!)

Any more suggestions?

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Yowie - 22 Aug 2006 12:59 GMT
> Hi
>
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> you want to get mundane work related stuff out of the way before you
> sit back and enjoy!)

You feel closer to members of RPCA than you do some members of your own
family.

You've never actually met many of the people you consider your best friends.

For the first time in years, you find yourself looking forward to the
holidays rather than dreading them because of the RPCA mailing list and how
much fun it is.

Yowie

Yowie
polonca12000@yahoo.com - 22 Aug 2006 21:39 GMT
> > Hi
> >
[quoted text clipped - 37 lines]
>
> Yowie

For me RPCA is family/best friends/community all at the same time. I
feel so lucky that I am a part of it.
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
David Stevenson - 27 Aug 2006 12:53 GMT
>"Lesley" <LMadigan@hhnt.nhs.uk> wrote in message

>> 4. There is a huge box of mansize tissues (OT: Why "mansize"? Do
>> women have smaller noses?)

 Women are more delicate.

 [Yeah, right!]

>You've never actually met many of the people you consider your best friends.

 Fortunately not true.  I have met four posters on RPCA.

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Joy - 28 Aug 2006 02:22 GMT
>>"Lesley" <LMadigan@hhnt.nhs.uk> wrote in message
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>  Fortunately not true.  I have met four posters on RPCA.

I've met at least seven RPCA posters and at least 20 people from other
newsgroups.  However, there are many, many more that I have never met, most
of whom I would love to meet.

Joy
SuzQ - 29 Aug 2006 12:32 GMT
I've met at least seven RPCA posters and at least 20 people from other
newsgroups.  However, there are many, many more that I have never met,
most
of whom I would love to meet.

Joy
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Yowie - 10 Sep 2006 10:27 GMT
> I've met at least seven RPCA posters and at least 20 people from other
> newsgroups.  However, there are many, many more that I have never met,
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> When I fantasize about wining the Lotto, going on a RPCA tour is high on
> the list.

Heh, If I ever win lotto, I'm going to give the lot of you & your SOs an all
expenses paid round trip ticket a special pass to the exclusive inaugral
RPCA convention.

Of course, there is a slight problem as to where in the world to hold the
thing, but I'll start worrying about the exact details once the check from
the lotteries agency actually clears. LOL.

Yowie
meeee - 10 Sep 2006 21:37 GMT
>> I've met at least seven RPCA posters and at least 20 people from other
>> newsgroups.  However, there are many, many more that I have never met,
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Yowie

LOl that would be fun....an RPCA annual conventiom....furry members
included!
Joy - 11 Sep 2006 01:04 GMT
>> I've met at least seven RPCA posters and at least 20 people from other
>> newsgroups.  However, there are many, many more that I have never met,
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Yowie

Wouldn't it be loverly?

Joy
Marina - 22 Aug 2006 13:34 GMT
> Any more suggestions?

When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to rpca.

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Adrian A - 22 Aug 2006 15:09 GMT
>> Any more suggestions?
>
> When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to
> rpca.

Do you ever do that at work? :-)
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Lesley - 22 Aug 2006 15:56 GMT
>> > When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to
> > rpca.
>
> Do you ever do that at work? :-)

Nope but onlu because neither word is likely to turn up in whatever I
am typing!!!

Lesley

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Marina - 22 Aug 2006 16:28 GMT
>>> Any more suggestions?
>> When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to
>> rpca.
>
> Do you ever do that at work? :-)

I've done it several times. I think I've caught them all in time,
though. Thank Bast for spell checkers.

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Jo Firey - 22 Aug 2006 20:08 GMT
>> Any more suggestions?
>
> When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to rpca.

Or send purrs instead of prayers, even to the born again members of your
family.

Jo
Victor Martinez - 22 Aug 2006 13:38 GMT
> Any more suggestions?

You talk to your hubby about rpca people and get annoyed at him/her when
he/she gets people and cats confused. :)

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Lesley - 22 Aug 2006 14:47 GMT
> You talk to your hubby about rpca people and get annoyed at him/her when
> he/she gets people and cats confused. :)

LOL!!! Done that!!

Another one:

"When if you hear the word "declawing" you see red unless the same
sentence contains words like "Barbaric" and "Mutilation"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Adrian A - 22 Aug 2006 15:08 GMT
> Hi
>
> Obviously the above statement is a complete lie as you can NEVER spend
> too much time on rpca but having been gulity of everyone of the things
> below I guess it's worth sharing

<snip>
> 5. You use rpca slang in emails to people who aren't members

Have you ever used the word "bitties" to someone that only knows the wqord
from "Little Britain"? ;-)
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Lesley - 22 Aug 2006 15:22 GMT
> Have you ever used the word "bitties" to someone that only knows the wqord
> from "Little Britain"? ;-)

Yes and it was embarassing because they were completely mystified why I
would say "Bittie" at the sight of a mini furball with big blue eyes...

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Adrian A - 22 Aug 2006 15:35 GMT
>> Have you ever used the word "bitties" to someone that only knows the
>> wqord from "Little Britain"? ;-)
>
> Yes and it was embarassing because they were completely mystified why
> I would say "Bittie" at the sight of a mini furball with big blue
> eyes...

I'm glad I'm not the only one. ;-)
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Helen Miles - 22 Aug 2006 17:10 GMT
> Any more suggestions?
>
> Lesley////

When you answer the phone bawling your eyes out, and you're asked by the
person on the other end what's wrong, you say

"My friends cat died/went to RB and I'll really miss him and she/he is
so upset & so am I" - only you've never met either the cat or the person
in RL, but consider them your furkids...

Helen M
Lois - 23 Aug 2006 00:33 GMT
>> Any more suggestions?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Helen M

I have shed many a tear over the sad passing of the cats/kittens here, I
feel the slaves pain.

Long live rpca.

Purrs to all
Lois

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Lesley - 23 Aug 2006 09:40 GMT
> I have shed many a tear over the sad passing of the cats/kittens here, I
> feel the slaves pain.

You could add to the list "When your co-workers all think you have a
cold/allergy problem because of the number of times you have streaming
eyes but it's actually because you're crying over a cat on the list"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Lesley - 23 Aug 2006 16:20 GMT
When your co-workers all think you have a
> cold/allergy problem because of the number of times you have streaming
> eyes but it's actually because you're crying over a cat on the list"

I'm just doing it now for Katie

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulosu Furballs
Christina Websell - 22 Aug 2006 20:28 GMT
> Hi
>
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>
> Any more suggestions?

When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a girlfriend
kitty in America called Mimi and he had received a card and many emails from
her.
The whole office stopped and said "WHAT?"
I crawled away into the filing room in the hope that they would forget it
very soon..

Tweed
Magic Mood Jeep© - 22 Aug 2006 21:02 GMT
>> Hi
>>
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
>
> Tweed

Mimi promply sends dirty litterbox offerings to your co-workers :D
Shiral - 22 Aug 2006 21:50 GMT
> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a girlfriend
> kitty in America called Mimi and he had received a card and many emails from
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Tweed

LOL!! I'm sure it was an embarrassing moment for you, Tweed but still!
I can just picture it. (snert!)

Melissa
Christina Websell - 22 Aug 2006 22:30 GMT
>> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a
>> girlfriend
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> LOL!! I'm sure it was an embarrassing moment for you, Tweed but still!
> I can just picture it. (snert!)

I forgot it wasn't a safe place to say cat things like we do here.  I'm sure
they thought I was mad.  I can't believe I did it!

Tweed
Adrian A - 23 Aug 2006 10:16 GMT
>>> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a
>>> girlfriend
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Tweed

If loving cats makes people think you're mad, welcome to the asylum. :-)
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Lesley - 23 Aug 2006 10:22 GMT
> If loving cats makes people think you're mad, welcome to the asylum. :-)

To me not loving cats is mad!

And I like this asylum!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 23 Aug 2006 00:38 GMT
> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a girlfriend
> kitty in America called Mimi and he had received a card and many emails from
> her.
> The whole office stopped and said "WHAT?"
> I crawled away into the filing room in the hope that they would forget it
> very soon..

LOL!!!! I'm sorry, I'm sure that was embarrassing, but embarrassing episodes
always make the best stories, don't they?

I'm curious - what kind of work do you do, and what kind of place do you
work at? Your co-workers seem just a tad uptight to me. I mean, it might
seem a little odd to someone who's not a cat fanatic like we are, but their
reaction seems a bit extreme, even for non-cat people. Even if they don't
understand it, it's not like anything you said was about something harmful
or evil or anything. Sheesh.

Joyce
Enfilade - 23 Aug 2006 01:18 GMT
> LOL!!!! I'm sorry, I'm sure that was embarrassing, but embarrassing episodes
> always make the best stories, don't they?

I have purred for people not on RPCA.

Having never seen "Little Britain," it seemed natural to me to shorted
"itty bitty kitties" to "bitties" since after all, they weren't kittens
yet, they were just bits!

--Fil
Christina Websell - 24 Aug 2006 00:38 GMT
> > When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a
> > girlfriend
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> I'm curious - what kind of work do you do, and what kind of place do you
> work at?

I work with social workers.

> Your co-workers seem just a tad uptight to me. I mean, it might
> seem a little odd to someone who's not a cat fanatic like we are, but
> their
> reaction seems a bit extreme, even for non-cat people.

They are trained to notice any kind of mental instability - I guess their
automatic reaction just kicked in ;-)

>Even if they don't
> understand it, it's not like anything you said was about something harmful
> or evil or anything. Sheesh.

It was never mentioned again by any of us.  I have to admit if it was not an
rpca-er I would find it very hard to understand, myself.

Tweed
Winnie - 23 Aug 2006 02:00 GMT
> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a girlfriend
> kitty in America called Mimi and he had received a card and many emails from
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Tweed

I happened to mention Rusty has a girlfriend in California at lunch
once and my then boss laughed.

Winnie
Winnie - 23 Aug 2006 02:00 GMT
> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a girlfriend
> kitty in America called Mimi and he had received a card and many emails from
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Tweed

I happened to mention Rusty has a girlfriend in California at lunch
once and my then boss laughed.

Winnie
Marina - 23 Aug 2006 03:57 GMT
> When I accidentally mentioned at work that my cat Boyfriend had a girlfriend
> kitty in America called Mimi and he had received a card and many emails from
> her.
> The whole office stopped and said "WHAT?"
> I crawled away into the filing room in the hope that they would forget it
> very soon..

LOL! When Frank and Waffles were 'going out' I carefully avoided
mentioning the fact to anyone outside rpca. Miranda and Barnabus haven't
come up in conversation. Yet.

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