This morning I was separating out the parts of the Sunday paper into
two stacks - read and don't read.

Dulce Mae stretched out on the don't read stack, so I either lifted
the paper under her to add to the stack, resulting in the "greeblings
hustle", or laid section on top of her, resulting in "cute kitty eyes
in a tent".

I finally finished the read stack, and she moved to stretch out on
that. This gave me time to reorganize the don't read stack,at which
time she returned to it.

I worked through the section - jobs, business, metro, national, local
guide and comics. As I lift up the comics, Dulce Mae jumps on them.

I pick her up and cuddle her, telling her in my best evil villain
voice, "Aha! Ze girl-kitty trap vorks! I can now take over ze vorld!
Buahahahaajjaa!"

After some cuddles, kisses, kitty kisses and purrs, Dulce Mae
squirmed loose and went back to the don't read stack, to groom and
purr.

I do so love my kitty girl.

Hugs and Purrs,
Mark